Author's note: Did you know that in earlier fanfics for the Bleach fandom, the pairings tend to be Ichigo/Rukia and Ishida/Orihime? I thought there would be more Ichigo/Orihime, but so far from what I've seen, there aren't many.

Title: The True Avenging Angel
User Name:
Vanilla River
Bio: She too is a rabid OTP shipper. As of episode two of Bleach, she has claimed one of them to be Ichigo/Rukia.
Summary: As the demon witch tries to confuse Ichigo's senses, Rukia must rescue him with true loves first kiss.
Rating: T
Genre: Romance/Supernatural
Fan Work Number: 2.4.1

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Author's note – I read Chocolate Kiss's stupid fanfic Avenging Angel. Seriously, Rukia is supposed to be paired with Ichigo. Orihime is just a bimbo slut. So, here is the real story.

The True Avenging Angel

When Rukia ran into Orihime that morning at school, she couldn't help but feel something strange from the girl. Thus the need to get Ichigo out of that same room as the girl caused her to force him to leave his normal body. They then headed to the park where Ichigo happened to rescue the boy. However, after his whole speech, he headed off, his eyes glazed.

He came to a broken down shrine, something that had not been kept in decent shape for years and began to climb the steps up to the old shrine. Rukia, being shorter legged, fell behind rather quickly. When she got up there, she saw Orihime dressed in her school uniform, with a glamor of being a shrine maiden over the top.

At that, Rukia felt like hitting herself as she realized she had left Ichigo's body where the witch could get to it and it was with his body that Orihime lured Ichigo to the shrine. Vines began to tangle around the body. Orihime turned her face towards Rukia. "He is mine, thou fallen angel."

"You art the true fallen angel, mistress of darkness." Kuchiki spat out.

At that, Orihime's body began to sprout wings, ripping her school uniform off her body, leaving her upper torso naked to the world except for a g-string bra like apparatus. She proceeded to rip away her skirt, allowing for a black thong to appear. "I shall have him as your powers are gone."

At that, Rukia hurried to grab a stick to try and defend herself, only to find herself lashed out at with vines. She found the top of her uniform to fall away, including her bra. At that, she lunged at Ichigo, only to find her entire body wrapped with vines and held at a point where her face was near him, but she had to struggle to get closer.

Somehow, she managed to have her lips brush up against Ichigo's and an exploding sound occurred and a scream from the Hollow witch. Glancing backwards, Rukia saw that she turned to stone and saw that the vines were reversing. Not to mention Ichigo was coming out of his trance. "Rukia?"

"Yeah Ichigo?" the small female stated.

"Can I see you the rest of the way naked. You may be flat chested, but this really turns me on." Ichigo smirked at her, staring right at her naked chest.

"Pervert!" Apparently the vines weren't reversing like she thought.

OMAKE

The first review for the fanfic came from a very irate Chocolate Kiss. "How dare you diss my fanfic! Yours sucks in comparison!"

"At least mine sticks closer to the canon!" Vanilla River wrote. "I didn't do away with his powers like you did!"

"It's Ichigo/Orihime all the way!"

The next review came from Dark Kuroda. "Seriously... Orihime and Rukia are friends in canon. This battle to have people die for your preferred ship is just stupid. Come on... isn't there a better way to get possible rivals out of the way?"

"I've seen other people do it for other fandoms."