A/N: Come on guys, I only got one question for the Aftermath Q/A. Just a reminder, the people you ask are Owen, Beth, Eva, Ezekiel, and this chapter's elimination (I am excluding Alejandro).
Chris "Welcome back, we join our cruisers to the happiest place in the land, Disney World! Each team has to earn drama tickets while enjoying the festivities. Whoever gets the most tickets wins and the ones with the fewest face elimination. The Captains currently lead with thirty five tickets, while the Skippers and Admirals tie for second with sixteen tickets each. Will either of them catch up? Find out here on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour!"
**Screaming Admirals**
DJ finished running away screaming from a cardboard cutout of a bat and sees Geoff still throwing a tantrum over his lost girlfriend.
"Geoff buddy? What happened?" DJ asked with concern.
"COME ON!" Geoff screamed as he failed at "Plinko" not realizing his friend was talking to him. After only getting a drama ticket for trying, he then notices DJ, "Oh, hey DJ… Bridgette dumped me…"
"I'm so sorry, man…" DJ said sympathetically.
"It's not fair… I did EVERYTHING for her!" The party animal yells out in frustration.
"Easy man, maybe she'll give you a second chance later"
**Killer Captains**
"Ugh! Where is everyone?" Heather asks impatiently while on her bumper cart.
"Sorry miss, but you're gonna have to go this alone" The "Bumper Cart" operator says as Heather waited for a partner to go against Duncan and Gwen as well as Tyler and Lindsay. The operator goes on to say, "Alright competitors, for twenty drama tickets, you will have to bump into each other to rack up score points for your team. The pair with the highest gets the tickets! Begin!"
As if on cue, Duncan and Gwen gang up on the queen bee and ram her cart into a corner. They both laugh as they take turns ramming into her.
"Stop it!" Heather barked at the pair.
"But it's so fun!" Gwen taunted as the bumping continues.
"You two are totally being immature!"
"This is fun no matter what age you are" Duncan responded with a grin.
Lindsay was just casually driving around while Tyler struggles to get his to move.
"Why do I always get the broken cart in this game?" The jock asks annoyed by his predicament.
C.C.
Tyler "Seriously, it ALWAYS happens!"
Lindsay "My cart was so pretty, I didn't want it to dent!"
Needless to say, the Admirals dominated the game and won their team twenty drama tickets.
**Rabid Skippers**
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Izzy screams as she and Noah road the "Screamin' Swing" ride.
"Congratulations, ma'am! That's ten tickets for your team since you didn't barf!" The swing operator says while giving Izzy and her puke covered bookworm friend their tickets.
"Come on Noah! More! More! More! More!" Noah only sighs as the psychopath drags him to their next attraction.
Meanwhile, Justin rocks the "Dart Game" and earns his team another five tickets. After this, the Admirals and Skippers successfully caught up with Captains. The current ticket score is thirty seven for the admirals, thirty five for the captains, and thirty one for the skippers.
**Killer Captains**
"Feeling better, Sierra?" Cody asks with concern as he walks with her after she recovered from vomiting.
"A little bit…" The fangirl responds.
"There you are, nerd-face!" Heather angrily approached them after her humiliation at the "Bumper Carts."
"Heather, what's wrong?" The geek asked her.
"You are what's wrong! Thanks to you letting Sierra distract you, I was left alone to get knocked around like a ragdoll!" The queen bee barks at the confused geek, "If you recall, I saved you from elimination last time, so you owe me!"
"I… I guess…" Cody hesitantly said as the queen bee drags him away.
"Hey! Where are you taking my Cody?" Sierra interjected.
"I'm taking him so he can repay his debt to me!" Heather responded while leaving with Sierra's crush.
"Wait… I… hold on…" Sierra says as she rushes back into the rest room to let more of herself out.
Meanwhile Trent and Katie step off the "Disk-O" ride and got themselves five more drama tickets.
"Great job Trent!" Katie applauded him.
"Thanks" The musician said appreciably.
"Hey look" Sadie's other half said as people in Disney character suits approach them. They started dancing around the couple, much to Trent's dismay.
C.C.
Trent "My pecking order of general hatred to performers… carneys, clowns, people in animal suits, mimes… these guys are my second most despised"
"Okay guys, you can move it along" Trent said, most uncomfortable by them being around the musician. One of them bumps into him and he gets more aggravated, "Come on Katie let's go… wait a minute…" Trent realized something in his pocket was amiss. He then notices the fifteen tickets he earned for his team were gone. The musician turns to see the Disney mascots running away. "THEY GOT OUR TICKETS!" Trent shouts as he and Katie chase after them.
As the duo chase the saboteurs, Trent signals for them split up. Katie went right, and Trent went left. As Trent went his way, he bumps into Bridgette.
"Oof… sorry there, Bridge!" Trent apologizes as he was about to continue his chase.
"Wait, Trent! There's something I wanted to ask you something!" The surfer girl stopped him.
"What is it?"
"You're friends with Cody right?" Bridgette asked.
"Yeah"
"It's just that… umm… I kinda… like him…" The surfer girl finally confessed.
"I… uh… wow…" Trent was at a loss of words after hearing his next bombshell.
"What should I do?"
"Bridgette, I would love to help you, but I just got pick pocketed by Winnie the Pooh!" The musician hesitantly says as he runs off.
"What?" She could only respond as he left her there.
Unfortunately, their conversation was overheard by a recently distraught party animal.
C.C.
Trent "Sierra likes Cody… Heather may like Cody… and now Bridgette likes Cody… Wow, didn't know the kid had it in him… still, getting into that maelstrom does not sound smart at all"
Geoff "So it was that scrawny little geek who drove my girl away from me! When I find him I am gonna BREAK HIS ARMS AND LEGS LIKE TWIGS!"
Katie continues her pursuit of the mascot thieves and corners them, "Alright guys, fork over my boyfriend's drama tickets, and no one gets the stuffing knocked out of them…"
The thieves in Disney character suits shrugged her off as a threat and approached the girl. Katie only grinned. She pulls out a two-by-four that she picked up while chasing them. Sadie's BFF then charged at them and mercilessly clubbed the mascots. The man in the Pluto costume tries to grab her, but she then knees him in the crotch. Donald and Goofy try to double team her as she spins the piece of lumber around and smacks them both hard with it. All that was left was the man in the Winnie the Pooh costume. Pooh-bear pulls out a tire iron and slowly approaches her. Katie hesitantly backs away as the mascot gets closer and closer. Winnie the Pooh then feels a tapping on his shoulder as he turns around. Trent immediately decks the bear as he turned, and the mascot falls flat on his back unconscious.
"I'll take those" The musician happily says as he gets his tickets back and then catches Katie as she jumps happily in his arms.
Meanwhile, Heather takes Cody to the Ferris Wheel.
"Umm… Heather? Why are we here? I mean, there are no tickets to be earned here" Cody asked skeptically.
"Quiet, we are here to talk!" The queen bee bossed the geek. Cody, not being one to argue with a woman, caves and complies. After the pair hops aboard, she continues, "Like I said before, I saved you from your elimination at Newfoundland so now you owe me!"
"What do you want me to do?" Cody asked.
"I EXPECT you to listen to exactly everything I say, do exactly what I say, and vote for who for I say" The queen bee ordered, "From this day forward, I own you!"
"Umm… alright… I guess…" Cody hesitantly complies.
Later…
"Attention shipmates!" Chris yells on the intercom of the park area, "Yes, I used "shipmates" before but I'm fresh out of words in my Thesaurus so deal. Anyways, since the night is closing to an end, I would like all teams to meet up with me at the "Drop Tower" immediately!"
In just a few minutes, everyone meets up with Chris at the mentioned location.
"Alright," Chris begins, "Let's first count up each team's number of drama tickets!"
Chris begins counting each group's ticket number, the Admirals had a total of thirty seven, the Captains had a total of forty, and the Skippers had thirty one.
Chris then says, "For our final attraction event, each team will send in one member to be strapped aboard the "Drop Tower" Whoever vomits last will earn twenty drama tickets. And to make this anyone's game of victory or defeat, the runner up will get ten tickets!"
"I'll go!" Cody volunteered for his team.
"Don't blow this one for us again!" Courtney threatened.
"Good luck Codykins!" Sierra cheered.
"Fine, then I will go for the Admirals!" Geoff volunteered while giving Cody the biggest death glare the geek had ever seen.
C.C.
Cody "What was with Geoff?"
Geoff "I will BREAK him!"
"Cadet Izzy, ready to board sir!" The psychopath says as she hops aboard as well.
"Okay then" Chris says as he signals Chef to start the ride, "Best of luck to all three of you!"
Cody nervously gulped at this ride while Izzy was getting excited. Geoff only continues to viciously glare at the geek. The Drop Tower slowly raised the three, who are on their tightly strapped seats two hundred feet into the air. The tower paused so the trio could feel the chilling calm before the storm. Once the moment passed they immediately get launched down at 84.375 miles per hour to the bottom.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Cody and Geoff scream at the extreme speed while Izzy only cheers. Once they reach near the base, the ride immediately breaks with enough recoil to make the three feel woozy.
"Ugh…" Cody and Geoff groan.
"It's not over yet," Chris taunted, "You three are staying up there until we see some vomit!"
As if on cue, the ride launches the three up in the air at equally as intensive speed all the way back to the top of the ride.
"!" Not bothering to pause again, the Drop Tower drops the three at blazing speed again, but this time, it stops midpoint and with twice the recoil.
"I just… can't… BLEEEGHH!" The party animal is the first to vomit.
"Geoff is out!" Chris says, "Oh, and we can't take you off of the ride until this contest is over! Continue!"
"Come on Cody!" Bridgette cheers.
"You can win this, Izzy!" Noah counteracts.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" The Drop Tower shoots the three back up to the top, and creates yet another strong recoil. After only a second of pausing, the ride launches them all down to the bottom then all the way back to the top. Geoff continues to puke profusely.
"I… can't hold it in… much longer…" Cody says, feeling woozy.
Finally the tower made one last plummet to the bottom at 101.674 mph with one last brutal recoil and that was it for the geek as he finally lets his candy covered bile out.
"Winner, Cody!" The host exclaims as the geek gave a confused look before turning to Izzy who had already had her face completely covered in her own vomit.
"Come on, one more!" Izzy begged, not realizing that she already tossed her cookies. Geoff only fainted while Cody stumbles towards his team.
Chris continues, "Alright, with a total of sixty drama tickets, the Killer Captains win! With forty-one tickets, the Rabid Skippers are safe! And with thirty-seven tickets, the Admirals face elimination! Now, Chef, tell us what the Captains win!"
Chef pulls out his cue cards, "Ahem, they win themselves a diesel engine, like last time, they'll no longer have to man a rudder, just keep the helm at the right direction and the engine does the rest for you. It is guaranteed to last you the duration of the cruise. The engine will be in a room of its own also built by our interns!"
"Alright everyone, let's bail before Disney sues us for letting Trent and Katie clobber their employees! Admirals, I'll see all of you on your ship!" Chris says as everyone flees the scene.
**Rabid Skippers**
"Sorry Noah, Cadet Izzy will do better next time" Izzy says to the bookworm team captain.
"It's alright Izzy, better than what I would have done" Noah reassured.
"Still had fun?"
"Sure..." Noah said trying to show reluctance.
Meanwhile on the deck, Tyler sadly looks into the water as Lindsay approached him.
"What's wrong Tyler?" The dumb blonde asked.
"It's just that, I dreamed of taking you hear and showing you the time of your life. But I blew it at all of the games we played" The jock sadly stated.
"It's okay, I had a fun time!"
"You mean it!"
"I spent the whole day with the best man in the world at the best place in the world!" Lindsay happily said as she hugged Tyler.
**Killer Captains**
"Ugh…" Cody said, still woozy over the ride.
"Cody, you feeling okay?" Bridgette asked.
"I'll be fine… how you feeling?" Cody then asked her.
"Okay, I guess me and Geoff just weren't meant to be" The surfer girl stated.
"He looked mad, but why did he look so especially angrily at me?" The geek then asked.
"Umm… I have no idea…" Bridgette said as she nervously backed away into her cabin.
C.C.
Bridgette "Does Geoff know? Oh my God, I hope he doesn't do anything horrible!
**Screaming Admirals**
As the team proceeds to cast their votes, Harold pulls Geoff to a secluded area.
"What is it?" Geoff asked angrily while still thinking about Bridgette and Cody.
"I was just thinking man, Duncan has been really bringing Gwen down to his level, so me and Leshawna thought about voting him off," Harold says, "What do you think, man?"
"What do I think? WHAT DO I THINK?" Geoff proceeded to snap, "I THINK YOU NERDS ARE ALL ALIKE! BREAKING UP THE COUPLES BETWEEN REAL MEN AND THEIR GIRLS! YOU WANT TO FORM AN ALLIANCE AGAINST DUNCAN? WELL TOO BAD! I AM NOT A PART OF IT!"
Geoff yelled so loud that Duncan and Gwen overheard the conversation. They walked up to Harold and glared at him. The nerd could only gulp after his plan backfired on him.
Later at the Sardine Ceremony, Chris greets the team, "Admirals, you all did your best tonight. Unfortunately, the other teams did better than that. Now one of you is going overboard. Let's see whose safe…"
"Gwen" The goth smiles as Chris tosses her a can of sardines.
"Leshawna"
"Geoff"
"DJ"
"And the final can of sardines goes to…"
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"Duncan!"
The punk happily catches his can and Harold is thrown his lifejacket.
"Sorry baby!" Leshawna runs to him and hugs her ginger lover.
"It's okay, win for us, baby!" Harold says before jumping off the "Plank of Shame."
Chris hops on the helicopter driven by Chef, "Who will go next at yet another new location? Find out here on Total… Drama… Lllllluxury Tour!"
Teams:
Screaming Admirals: Duncan, Gwen, Leshawna, DJ, Geoff
Killer Captains: Heather, Cody, Sierra, Bridgette, Trent, Courtney, Katie
Rabid Skippers: Justin, Tyler, Lindsay, Noah, Izzy, Sadie
Votes:
Gwen – Harold
Leshawna – Duncan
DJ – Didn't vote
Geoff – Harold
Harold – Duncan
Duncan – Harold
Eliminated – Harold
