I own neither FLCL, nor the Haruhi Suzumiya franchise

[FLCL-Brand New Love Song]

(The scene opens showing everyday students walking to the first day of school, but then focuses on one tall student that have dark hair, tanned skin and brown eyes.) "Hey there, my name is Naota Nandaba, but thanks to my aunt, everyone calls me Kyon. Ever since my family moved here, my life have been relatively normal for the last five years, and I couldn't be happier." Kyon narrates as he ride his bike to school. As soon as he done introduces himself to his new class, a girl stands up, with long brown hair and a yellow ribbon. "That change when the day I first met her."

"I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I am not interested in ordinary people, but if you are Aliens, Time Travelers or Espers, please come see me. That is all." Haruhi said as she sits back down, earning stares from the whole class.

"I don't think she was kidding when she said that." Kyon narrates once more as the next day he talks to Haruhi, same girl, different hair style and ribbon. "Hey, so that stuff you said yesterday, were you serious about all that?"

"Why? Are you one?" Haruhi asks with a stern face.

"No, it just..."

"Just what?"

"Just be careful what you wish for, believe me." Kyon said as he returns to his seat. "I wish I haven't say that, cause for some reason the universe thinks it funny for her to confront me later that day..."

"Hey you! What do you mean 'Be careful what I wish for'?! Who are you to tell me what I can and can't do?!" Haruhi said as she yells at him as he is on his way home.

"... and the one girl from my past come back, flipping my life all over again." As Haruhi screams at Kyon, he begins to hear a faint sound coming towards him. As he looks to where the source is coming from, and his heart froze on who he saw. "Not her." Kyon said as his head gets slammed with a blue bass guitar, sending him flying across the road. Haruhi is surprise on what happen, as a pink haired woman riding a yellow vespa walks up to the fallen form of Kyon, and picks him up from his head.

"Damn, still nothing? Oh well, I guess I have to hit him harder." The woman said to Kyon, who is still conscience.

"Nice to see you too Haruko." Kyon said as he forehead bleeds.

[FLCL-Ride on Shooting Star]

From the creator that brought you NGE: Trouble in Daten Ciy, brings you a crossover story of anime classics. (Kyon returns home, only to see Haruko eating ramen, while his family welcomes her back, manga style.)

"Why are you wearing that hat all of the sudden?! One moment I saw you lying on the street, next thing I know you act like nothing happen? Whats going on?!" Haruhi demands as she confronts Kyon, who is wearing a cap.

As Haruhi continues to harass Kyon about his life, he meets more unusual individuals, both friendly and not so friendly. (Kyon is stuck in a space bubble as Ryoko Asakura tries to cut him.) "I don't know what makes you special in Haruhi's eyes, but I attend to find out!" Ryoko slashes at Kyon's cap to reveal a large horn coming out of his head. Much to the shocked Ryoko, it began to pulse and bursting forth is a female looking robot, pure white, and have a black screen for a face. As the robot defeats Ryoko, a mousy girl comes in, returning the space bubble into the class room. While being enforced into Haruhi's club, Kyon sees the same girl from before, the now pacified Ryoko, a beautiful red headed girl wondering where she is, and a smiling young teen.

"Alright People! Welcome to the SOS Brigade! Our main duty is to find all Aliens, Time Travelers, Espers, or any paranormal Activities!" Haruhi walks to a covered board, pulling it off showing, much to Kyon's dismay, a picture of Haruko, the TV robot Canti, and the walking music entertainment robot girl, that is now living at his house. "These creatures before you are examples on what you are looking for! They either have either act human, but look different, or look human but act differently!"

As Kyon continues to try to return to a normal life, Haruko is still using his powers to find the pirate king. (Strange growth appear on Kyon's head, and each one takes on a different machine or beast, drawing attention to Haruhi, or involving her, in her delight.)

Can he keep his life straight, while trying to keep the world sane from Medical Mechanical, the Interstellar Immigration Agency, and Haruki's ability to destroy the world at will, while still struggling his greatest challenge in his life... (The SOS Brigade are handing out flyer at Haruhi's request, then the club are facing mechanical beasts, and Kyon seeing Haruhi's guardians destroying the city.) how to date girls. (Kyon is on a apology date with Ryoko, him teaching the mousy girl about the public library, Kyon is on a search/date with the same red headed girl, himself trying to figure out on how to talk Haruhi from destroying the world, and of course Haruko openly teasing him, earning glares from the female cast.) "I see you're still a lady killer, huh Naota. I knew it was a good idea of teach you on how to be a man." Haruko said with a blush, earning gasp from most of the group, except two.

The Melacholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: FLCL Edition!

Kyon and the SOS Brigade are at his house now, but Haruhi scream as she sees Haruko, Canti and the female robot doing chores around the house, well Canti and the other robot are, Haruko is lazing around. "What are they doing here?!" Haruki screams at Kyon, who sighs at this.

"They live here with my family, well those two are, Haruko is our maid."

"You have a space alien as your maid?" Haruki said in disbelief.

"That's right, so who wants curry?" Haruki said casually, Kyon groans as he sees this.

"This is why you should be careful on what you wish for." Kyon narrates as Haruko serves sweet curry to everyone, but Kyon.

Alright, here are the Main Story Points:

Kyon is Naota from FLCL.

Ryoko lives from her failed plan, making her a member of the SOS Brigade, at the same time introduce a new robot, doesn't have to be female based. If so, think of a Wall-E sub-plot between Canti and said female robot.

Haruki will see the misadventures that follows Kyon/Naota, but still disbelieves that the members of the SOS Brigade are the very being she desires.

While follows the Haruhi Suzumiya series, think of OC monsters that follow Kyon, and think of FLCL theme plots or situation here and there.

When Haruhi discovers Kyon's crazy life, she will be initially jealous, because of her search for the strange and unusual, she basically turns up nothing, but for Kyon, it falls on his lap, whether he likes it or not.

Of course Kyon must maintain a relationship with Haruhi, for anti world destruction reason, but if you think he should have a real relationship with someone, go for it.