Title: The ARK Angels of DX: Simone and the Curse of the Firstborn
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K
Characters: Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Trish Stratus, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Simone Alexandra Johnson, Dany Johnson, Melina and Johnny 'Nitro' Hennigan, Randy Orton, Carlito, Edge, Ric Flair, Batista, Torrie Wilson, the Hardyz, Shelton Benjamin, Maria, John Cena, Rey, Dominic and Aaliyah Mysterio, Vickie, Shaul and Sherilyn Guerrero, LAX and the Kliq.
Summary: Randy Orton RKOs some of the WWE Superstars including Ric Flair but he doesn't remember doing it. The Amazing Cameron says it has to do with The Rock's baby girl Simone Alexandra and her new red dress, find out how in the with The ARK Angels of DX.
Chapter Fourteen – One Step Closer
The Sandbox, 9am:
Amy insisted Melina stay over and not go back home to Santa Monica while she tried to reason with Trish and Shawn and Hunter tried to plan next weeks shows around Randy Orton's latest RKO. Melina and Trish were asleep in the East Wing of The Sandbox where Shawn and Amy usually slept but not this time. It was morning now and HBK was exhausted; Hunter wasn't talking to him which didn't make The Sandbox the best place for The Nashes and The Montenegros to be right now. Kevin Nash was no stranger to tension where the Kliq was concerned and wanted to make sure Amy wasn't put off by Shawn and Hunter's behavior, he and Tamara met her for coffee in the kitchen once they arrived from Clearwater, FL last night to see how she was holding up.
"It'll take some-time but eventually Shawn will come off his high horse and Hunter will start talking to him again," Kevin Nash said to Amy in the kitchen as she made coffee for him and his wife while Tristen, Cassidy, Brandon and Miss. Taylor slept in the guest bedrooms in the West Wing.
"Shawn's right and I'm not just saying that because we're married," Amy said handing Kevin and Tammy their morning coffee, she paused with a smile, "I still can't get over the fact that I'm married to Kliq," she said proudly and Tamara rolled her eyes and took a long sip of her coffee.
"Get over it sister being married to four men and Joanie isn't all its cracked up to be, nobody can hold a grudge like these guys. Shawnie's changed for the better I give you that but Hunter, forget about it. He's probably gonna stay up there in his big bed with Joanie until Shawn begs him to come out," Tamara said.
"Then when Shawn eventually begs him to talk to him he'll start bringing up the past," Kevin Nash said.
"Yeah he'll be like "this isn't the first time you kept a secret from me," or "you never treat me with the respect I deserve!" Tammy Nash said then she paused, "Oh wait that's what I say to him every night before we go to bed," she said and Amy laughed, at least The Nashes weren't still throwing things at each other like they were just after Shawn and Amy got married, they were doing a lot better now.
"So much has changed yet so much has stayed the same," Kevin mused looking at Amy noticing how red her hair still was, "I mean you're married and pregnant but you're married to the Kliq and we ain't never gonna change Big Red, I just hope you know what you've married into,"
Amy smiled assuredly, "God brought us together Kevin, a little argument between DX isn't gonna change that,"
"And what about you and your girls is everything okay with Trish now or is she still tripping?" Tammy asked Amy concerned, she had seen Trish a couple of times in Florida and both times she looked depressed and now she knew why.
"This thing with Simone has really taken a toll on her," Amy explained and the three walked into the foyer where huge pictures of Shawn and Amy, Amy Trish and Melina, the Kliq, the Hardyz, Rebecca and the ARK Angels were hung, "she's jealous and she can't see that because of the Spirit of Cain in her life,"
"You mean the same-thing that's making little Simone Alexandra control Randy Orton is making Trish jealous too?" Tammy asked.
"The Spirit of Cain is a spirit of jealousy, it lives in the heart and blackens it with bitterness; with Simone its her father's relationship with Trish and with Trish its God's relationship with me. She thinks God hates her because her life is being torn upside down by Simone while mine is blessed," Amy explained and Kevin and Tammy nodded understanding what she was saying.
"Its just like Cain and Abel," Kevin Nash said, "when Cain couldn't stand his brother getting God's blessing while he had to prepare a better offering,"
"But all God was doing was raising Cain's expectations, God has something better in mind of Trish I just know it," Amy said with conviction.
"What?" Tammy asked curiously and Amy sighed.
"I don't know, He won't tell me," she replied regrettably.
"I thought God talked to you about everything?" Kevin Nash asked.
"He used to but until Trish lets go of her jealousy of me God won't let any of us communicate as the angelic trio, I still have my Anointing and Melina has her Miraculous healing power but we can't use them without Trish," Amy explained and gestured to the huge painting of Cameron, Cheyenne, LC and Aurora behind her next to the front door, "I'm counting on these guys to tell me what's gonna happen, God only talks to them now and so far they haven't been able to stop this Curse of the Firstborn,"
"Do you think they'll be able to stop it before Monday Night RAW?" Kevin asked Amy who smiled back at him confidently.
"There isn't a doubt in my mind, I know what God can do through angelic beings and you're not gonna find a more angelic group than those guys," she replied looking up at her stepchildren proudly.
Cameron's bedroom, 9:30am:
LC entered the Amazing One's bedroom while Cassidy, Brandon, Tristen and Miss. Taylor loitered outside.
"Get up God boy Cassidy and Brandon are here," LC said.
"Get them in here then, wait-a-minute where's Chey?" Cameron said wiping the sleep out of his eye and not seeing his baby sister in her usual morning place at the edge of his bed.
"You should know you're the Amazing one," LC replied the green paint almost completely out of her hair now and Cameron slapped his face knowing where Cheyenne was.
"Oh dad," he whined and jumped down off his bed and headed for the West Wing.
"Hey where you going?" LC asked with Cassidy and Brandon following behind her. As they followed him they realized they were approaching The Game's bedroom, outside was Shawn Michaels and Cheyenne.
"Don't do it dad!" Cameron said and Shawn jumped not realizing he was there.
"Cameron go away this doesn't concern you," Shawn said.
"No it just involves my baby sister and fellow ARK Angel, you're not gonna get through to him you might as-well go down to Uncle and Aunt Nash with mom," Cameron said coming over to his dad who hadn't showered or slept for that matter since leaving Rey Mysterio's house last night.
"Get away boy, Cheyenne my love, are you ready?" Shawn asked his daughter who nodded a little nervous about what she was being asked to do so Shawn gave her a little re-assurance.
"No Cheyenne Michaels I said R U READY???" he roared and Cheyenne nodded and started to back up.
"I'm ready daddy!" she said in a 3 point stance.
"Oh no he's not gonna make her do what I think he is?" LC said to Cameron who went to pull his little sister back but by the time he reached out she was already running head first into Hunter's pad-locked, double-bolted chestnut bedroom door.
"Ouch!" Cheyenne said and rubbed her head, "that hurt!" she said and started to cry and HBK picked her up and comforted her.
"What's going on out here?" said Chyna from outside.
"Dad used Cheyenne's head for a battering ram to get Uncle Hunter's door open," Cameron explained and Chyna gasped.
"Shawn you didn't? She's just a little girl?" Chyna said horrified.
"An Incredible little girl with Phenomenal Strength," HBK argued.
"Whose powers are a Gift from God to be used for His work not yours dad!" Cameron complained and Shawn kissed the tears away from his crying daughter's face, his Kiss of Life restoring her sadness to happiness and just like that she was right as rain.
"Come here Chey," Cameron said and Cheyenne jumped into his arms and Brandon and Cassidy shook their heads at HBK.
"Who are you and what are you doing in my house?" Shawn asked his memory failing him, a consequence of having more than most people's share of concussions in his life.
"It's my house and Brandon and Cassidy can come over anytime!" came the indignant voice of The Game from the otherside of the door.
"There's a grumpy old man behind that door," Cassidy Montenegro observed.
"Why do you think I'm on this side of the door, I slept in Shane's old room all night. I forgot what a miserable bastard your best friend can be when he's mad," Chyna said and Shawn hushed her and she realized that she was surrounded by children, "sorry kids, Kliq habit, bad language was the only language when us guys first got together,"
"Well a lot's changed since my dad's early days as a degenerate Aunt Joanie," Cameron said.
"No he's still an asshole!" came the indignant voice of The Game and Shawn got hot at the bad language in front of his kids and banged on the door.
"If you've got something you want to say to me say it to my face!" Shawn demanded.
"I would but I'm afraid I might punch you in it," Hunter replied and Cheyenne gasped.
"Uncle Hunter you gonna beat up my daddy you're going to have to beat me up first," she said and Shawn tried not to laugh as the 3 year-old rolled her shoulders ready to take on her favorite Uncle in the Kliq.
"Shawn I'm warning you keep your freak offspring away from my bedroom door," Hunter said and Shawn got hot and increasingly got tired of arguing with a big wooden door.
"I've had enough of this nonsense," LC said and disappeared down the hall, when she returned she had a very familiar object with her.
"Whoa sweetie be careful with that thing!" Shawn said as LC hurled her ax above her head knowing exactly what she intended to do with it.
"I can't believe you still have that," Cassidy said in shock, "I haven't seen that since we were hunting Abatha, Tabatha and Mabatha in Washington, DC!"
"It worked then and it's gonna work now, get out here dad – YAH!" LC cried and split the big wooden door in half with warrior-like skill ripping a piece of the wood right out of the middle of the door revealing Triple H's shocked face.
LC stuck her face in the crack and gave her unsettled father a maniacal smile, "Here's LC!" she said in a Jack Nicholson tribute and Hunter stilled his heart which has started beating at a thousands beats per second.
"That's it no more weapons for you for a month!" Hunter rebuked her and she smiled knowing that she had done exactly what he would have done if the situation was reversed. Shawn moved LC to one side and stuck his head in the gaping hole.
"Kevin and Tammy are downstairs and they wanna talk to us, now are you gonna get out of that purple robe and come downstairs or are you gonna sulk in your room for the rest of the week?" Shawn said annoyed.
"The last thing you said and don't be talking about my purple robe Shawn, you know I look good ain't that right guys?" Hunter said to Chyna and LC who were wearing purple robes of their own, "I had them made especially to show their allegiance to the man of the house," Hunter said and Shawn rolled his eyes.
"You are ridiculous, you think I'm gonna get mad because you didn't make a purple robe for me and my kids?" Shawn said.
"Well do you want one?" Hunter teased.
"Yes and I want one for Amy, Cam and Chey too!" Shawn demanded and Hunter laughed.
"Well you should have thought of that before you went making plans with Edge and behind my back!" Hunter said and the ARK Angels rolled their eyes.
"Dad we don't have all morning, Uncle Hunter please come out of there I've got something I need to tell you all," Cameron said.
"You can tell me right here, tell Uncle Grey Hair and Aunt Facial Hair I'm not interested in their opinion of how I've been acting, I'm not leaving this room for a lecture!" Hunter said.
"What if I pull you through the door?" Shawn said reaching for The Game's purple rope catching the hem of it in his hand, "wow how soft is this material?" he marveled at the impressive apparel.
"That's it let's go guys these two can join us later," Cameron said and Cassidy and Brandon turned to follow the ARK Angels down the stairs, "LC go get Ro-Ro from your dad we need her too," Cameron said to his girlfriend who climbed into the huge hole she had made in her dad's bedroom door and got Aurora out of her crib. Shawn balked at the purple all-in-one Hunter had made for his little weather girl and Hunter noticed his best friend's cheeks flaring up.
"Jealous?" he said knowing how much Shawn hated to be left out of anything he did including his clothes, his cheeks started to throb and his face started to tighten, "Well now you know how it feels to be left out!" Hunter snapped.
"If I told you Randy RKO-d Ric Flair you would have put the kid in the hospital and then fired him," Shawn said.
"If I put Randy in the hospital he wouldn't have RKO-d Melina!" Hunter replied.
"Putting Randy in the hospital wouldn't be enough to stop the Spirit of Cain," Cameron said, "but you're on to something Uncle Hunter,"
Hunter frowned, "I am?" he asked puzzled and Cameron nodded looking closely at the purple robe all the Helmsleys were now wearing.
"What is it son?" Shawn said curious as to what God was telling his Firstborn, it was so cool to see how God's gift was working in his little boy's life, this must be how Cameron feels when he's watching me wrestle he thought.
"Not quite dad," Cameron said and Shawn did a double take as God told Cameron what his dad was just thinking, good thing I wasn't thinking about sex, oh no now that's all I'm thinking about! Shawn panicked and Chyna slapped him around the head figuring him and Amy had been saving it for so long sex was all he could have been thinking about.
"Thanks Joanie I needed that," Shawn said.
"What's the Kliq for?" Chyna replied tightening the belt of her new purple robe.
"Your dad's just brought us one step closer to destroying the Curse of the Firstborn," Cameron told his girlfriend and LC's eyes brightened proudly.
"I always knew there was something special about you dad," she said to Hunter who pulled her back by her robe belt.
"I want this door fixed before you go out destroying demons you hear me young lady?" Hunter said to LC's surprise, "you can take that ax you love so much and cut up some wood round back,"
"What?" LC said displeased and Cheyenne patted her on the back.
"Don't worry I'll help you," she said and LC smiled rustling Cheyenne's always perfectly combed hair.
"You Michaels are alright," she said while Cheyenne fixed her hair back.
"Oh yeah, well you Helmsleys are all nuts!" Shawn said heading downstairs to get Kevin and Tammy and say good morning to his darling wife Amy.
"I heard that!" Hunter yelled back and Cameron rolled his eyes looking into the mirror as everyone walked down the stairs.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, whose the dumbest Degenerate of them all?" he said and tidied up his hair before heading on downstairs behind his sister and dad, his own personal clique.