Batman was swinging through Gotham, looking out for any signs of crime. Soon, it would be time to go back home to Wayne Manor. He searched a little more, then began to glide back to the Manor.

Bruce walked into the house. Everything was dark. He looked around and called, "Alfred? Are you here?" Behind him, one light turned on. Bruce spun around and saw nothing. He walked toward the light. Suddenly, his feet went up into the air and he was hanging upside down. To his surprise he felt lips brush gently against his.

"Hello, my love. Have you missed me?"

"Selina, what are you – mmmmphhhh?" Catwoman began kissing him and rubbing the side of her face against his. She made a noise akin to a purr and stroked his chest. Bruce grabbed her hands and pulled her off of him.

"You don't want to do that? Well, I suppose we could talk."

"What is your problem with me and Harley?"

"Oh, my dearest, you simply don't understand. When I feel like something or someone belongs to me, I can't have anything getting between me and that object or in this case, you."

"Have you ever loved me, Selina?" Catwoman looked at him for a minute with eyes that could melt anyone's heart.

"Yes, I did, Bruce. I've always cared for you. I was too scared to admit it. I was afraid that if I gave you my heart, you would break it. I know better now. I've believe that you are trustworthy to keep it."

"Selina, I wish you would've told me that earlier. I loved you, I truly did. We could've had a future together."

"We still can, Bruce. Dump Harley and join me. I could give you more attention than she ever could." Catwoman leaned in close to him and took his face in her hands.

"I'm sorry, Selina. I can't let Harley's heart get broken."

"And mine won't?" Selina looked at him with hurt in her eyes.

"Selina, give me some time. If Harley's not all she seems, I'll dump her and come to be with you. If she's the kind, misunderstood woman that I think she is, then I'm staying with her." Suddenly, Bruce cut himself down and landed on his feet.

"Okay, Bruce. I-I'll be waiting for your decision." Selina started to walk out of the door.

"Oh, and Bruce? Poison Ivy's in the Batcave." Bruce took one look at her and rushed down to the Batcave. He opened the door and the two girls fell on top of him.

"Long time no see, love."

"B-Man!" Harley's lips crashed into his. He responded for a minute then pulled away.

"Ivy, how did you get here?"

"You can thank Catwoman for bringing me here."