A/N: It's late, I'm tired and lazy, so I won't spell check…sorry. I may fix any spelling and grammatical errors later.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Fullmetal Alchemist or the concept of Equivalent Exchange that comes from FMA!
DtecnoKira: If anyone is interested, I have a story called Chaos From the Sky written under my BoogiepopShippuden account. You can read it if you want.
Sakura: Stop advertising your stories! That one doesn't even have any plot! The characters just fight lame battles that end in a few paragraphs!
Naruto: Yay, I'm in this chapter!
Namahagetecno: Why'd I get cut out of your other story, Mt. Raven High?
DtecnoKira: You were never in it, just the name Namahagetecno.
Namahagetecno: I feel sad.
Naruto: Hey, we don't have any room for any more emo characters.
Sai: My interview story sucks, any tips on how to write a good one.
DtecnoKira: Yes, those tips would really be nice, I need some help with that.
Neji: Why doesn't anyone like my story?
DtecnoKira: I don't know, I guess they just don't like the fairytale style I gave you. I tried hard to mimic it; I shouldn't have cut corners at the end. Maybe the writing style just plain sucked. I'll try even harder with your next one.
Neji: Very well, let's punish the readers with a SCRIPT!
Sai: Can I do an interview story?
DtecnoKira: I guess, but you'll need a penname.
Sai: I will be…..Penname Here.
DtecnoKira: No offense to FemHaku writers, I have nothing against it. I just think Haku would.
Please remember to hit review!
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Namahagetecno, (A/N: who has a name so long its becoming annoying to write and so thus shall now be on occasion shortened to Namahage) held Hinata in his hands. He had assumed he had won, but his hostage transformed into a swarm of bugs and flew away.
"So I see you switched her with an Insect Clone," Namahage smiled. "This battle is a lot more fun then I thought it would be."
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Sai's Story- Interview Script!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, if I did, Sasuke would shut up and let Tobi finish!
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Sai's Interview Story
Penname Here: Thank you all for coming and welcome to my show. Today I will be interviewing my good friends Haku and Zabuza. Now, the first question on everyone's mind is; are you two gay?
Zabuza: No, we are not gay. I love Haku yes, but only as a daugh…I mean son. I love him like a father, not like a gay pedophile who can't get a girlfriend.
PH: Nice to see you've finally come to understand the concept of love. Congratulations are due.
Zabuza: What's that supposed to mean?
PH: Just that I'm happy you've learned to be kind. I was worried that you were abusing Haku.
Zabuza: I admit, I may have abused him mentally a bit, I'm ashamed of that, but I have never abused him physically... or sexually either. I have no idea where people got that idea.
PH: Is there anything you would like to say to anyone who calls you gay?
Zabuza: Yes, I'm going to make Haku kill you. Don't make me make Haku make you not alive.
PH: Haku, you haven't said much. Would you like to say anything?
Haku: I am a BOY! Stop turning me into a GIRL. I don't like it! What the Hell is up with FemHaku?
Zabuza: I agree; it is disgusting.
Haku: I will kill anyone who I catch writing FemHaku! If you want to add three letters to my name, make them S-A-N! I demand respect! Make me a girl and I'll make you a dead girl.
PH: What if the writer is a male.
Haku: I'll still make them a dead girl.
PH: Now, Haku, why do you dress like a girl?
Haku: I dress in the clothes Zabuza gives me.
Zabuza: Don't look at me like that! I bought him those clothes because they were on sale, and he said he could move around in them more easily. Speed is his greatest weapon and I didn't wish to hinder it.
PH: …….I'm out of questions. Damn this sucks!
Zabuza: I'm going then.
Haku: Me too.
PH: Well, that's it for now.
So, who should I interview next?
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BoogiepopShippuden
That wasn't too bad. I think that you should interview Sai next!
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Sai read the review. 'That would be interesting,' he thought. 'Interviewing myself.'
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Namahage took a deep breath. "Looks like I may have to use that Jutsu," he said vaguely. The way he referred to it as that Jutsu, indicated that it was an important and special technique to him, but revealed nothing about its powers or capabilities. This told you just enough but not to much, making you want to find out what would happen. Unfortunately, I'm cutting away now.
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"No, Naruto," Haku explained gently. "You're OC is too powerful, Naruto-kun. People don't like it when OC's are too powerful, tone him down a little."
"Okay, Haku-sensei," said Naruto. He deleted a few lines in his character's profile, and started over.
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Choji threw his head down in despair, the story hadn't come out the way he hoped it would. "Should I try to improve it or just start over?" He wondered aloud. "I'm just not feeling it." He looked it over once more. "Maybe I should just post it."
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Choji's Story
Chapter 1- Blue Eyes
Hinata stepped onto the stage, holding her breath. It wasn't the first time she'd sung in front of a large audience, but it was still nerve-wracking. These were her fans. They'd bought her CD's and fallen in love with her music. They were expecting her to perform well, and she didn't want to let them down. This had been her life long dream and here she was, but the nineteen-year-old still felt empty inside.
She held the microphone to her lips as the band began to play. She began to sing, pouring her heart and soul into the song, forming a message that conveyed her love, or so she hoped.
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Love in my Heart Sings
Vocals of You
Shining into the Night
Lost in Your Eyes of Blue
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It's been so Long Since I've Seen You
Do You Remember Me at All?
The Days we Used to Spend Together
Doing Nothing at the Mall
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She watched the crowd cheering as she sang. 'I can't break down now, they're all watching me.' However, the song was a bittersweet one for her, always reminding her of one of the biggest mistakes she'd ever made in her life.
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It Didn't Matter if we did Nothing
Simply Being with you was Enough for Me
I Hope You've had a Happy Life
Oh, how I Wish That I Could See
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We Were so Close
Now We're so far Apart
But I Still See You at Night
In the Dreams of my Heart
Where are You Now
I Wish I Could be There Too
Just to be at Your Side
With Nothing to Do
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When so much in your life goes right, equivalent exchange dictates that something must go wrong. He was that something. When she was little, Hinata had been in love with a boy, but her shyness forbade her from saying anything. They had known each other for a short year after he moved into the neighborhood. They hung out together all the time, but then her family moved.
'We only knew each other for a year,' she thought sadly, 'I wonder if he remembers me at all.'
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When the Rainstorms Came
You Held out Your Umbrella for Me
I Wish I Told You Then
I Love You, Can't You See?
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Why did I Have to be so Quiet Then
Why Couldn't I Just Open my Mouth
My Silence Then Now Makes
Now Makes me Want to Shout
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I Still Love You Even Now
Your Name Echoes in My Heart
I Wonder Can You Hear me Calling
Though We're Worlds Apart
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You are the One
That I think of at Night
In the Dark
You are my Guiding Light
When I Close my Eyes
You are There In my Dream
You're my Everything
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When You Smiled
I Think I Sank in Your Eyes of Blue
I Knew it at First Glance
I was in Love With You
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But my Heart
Was so Dumb and Shy
It Wouldn't Let me Say a Word
It Made me Want to Cry
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Hinata prepared herself for the bridge to the second chorus. She struggled to stifle the tears in her eyes. She had to give her sound like she was whispering for the next part.
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I Wish I Hadn't
Been Silent all Those Times
When I Could Have Said
A Simple I Love You
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You are the One
That I think of at Night
In the Dark
You are my Guiding Light
When I Close my Eyes
You are There In my Dream
You're my Everything
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The next part annoyed her so much. It seemed too cheesy, but her manager insisted she include it .It seemed unworthy of what she felt about Naruto.
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You're my First love
The Only Person I Dream of
My First Love
(My First Love)
Together We Can Rise Above
Into the Sky
You Hold my Heart so High
Without You I Think I'd Die
I Wish That You Were Mine
'Cause You Help me Shine
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You are the One
That I think of at Night
In the Dark
You are my Guiding Light
When I Close my Eyes
You are There In my Dream
You're my Everything
You are the One
That I think of at Night
In the Dark
You are my Guiding Light
When I Close my Eyes
You are There In my Dream
You're my Everything
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The song was finally over; the concert was finished. Her fans cheered for her as she said good-bye. It was another song that should have made her happy. To sing was her dream. But what good is having everything you've ever wanted at the cost of your heart? Hinata sighed, heading out to the limo.
"Great job," said her manager, Kurenai Yuhi, the crowd loved it. Their reaction to your new song was unbelievable. The fans went wild," Kurenai paused, noticing that something was wrong. "Is something bothering you Hinata?"
It was obvious from the look on her face that Hinata was lost in thought. "I'm sorry," she said suddenly. She spun around and ran back toward the stage, stunning her loyal bodyguards Shino and Kiba.
Shino, Kiba, and Kurenai all chased after Hinata, calling for her to wait up. Despite being in excellent physical condition, not even Shino and Kiba could keep up with their client.
'I'm sure of it,' thought Hinata, 'When I was singing my last song I could see him in the crowd.'
The members of the audience were still walking out of the auditorium slowly, many were chatting away on their cell phones while others were kissing their dates. 'I'm sure it was him.'
She had denied it at first; she didn't want to get her hopes up for nothing. But the thought nagged at the back of her mind, refusing to die. A possibility as dim as an ember was now a raging fire of hope in her heart. 'Please don't have left yet.'
She scanned the crowd of people that were pouring out of the auditorium, hoping he would still be there. They were after all, selling merchandise; it wouldn't be that strange if he hadn't left yet.
She found the person she was looking for, her childhood friend Naruto. Hinata's face lit up for a moment then turned to a frown. He was holding the hand of another girl.
Though he was far away, Hinata could focus enough to hear what they said.
"I'm really glad you agreed to go out with me, Sakura."
"Me too Naruto."
Hinata could feel her heart break.
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It was meant to be a chaptered story, but he couldn't think of a next chapter. It would make a decent one shot though, albeit a sad one. Probably not the greatest story around, but not the worst.
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"Ninja Art!" Cried Namahagetecno.
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"Not bad Naruto," said Haku. "You're certainly getting better. Now, we need to interrupt your training and do some weird random thing that just happens to have us pass by the Hyuga Mansion."
"Why?" Naruto asked.
"Because that's how we're supposed to move the plot forward."
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"Summoning Jutsu:" continued Namahagetecno. He bit his finger and made some handsigns.
The other ninja braced themselves for the worst.
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Naruto and Haku walked down the street, casually strolling through town with nowhere to go.
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Ino sank into her chair, holding her laptop steady on her lap. She was reading a really touching SasuIno, wishing her dream could be reality. The story was great, but the introduction was heart breaking.
I love this couple, it's so great.
The author's words made Ino happy at first, then she read on.
I know it will never happen but I still love it anyway! : )
Those words broke her heart.
I know it will never happen...
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"Tãietorul de Suflet." Namahagetecno finished, pulling a weapon out of the ground. It was a beautiful glowing sword with an ornate handle and a bluish silver blade. "This is my ultimate weapon," he explained. "Give up now!"
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To Be Continued
Please Review!
So what did you think?
Do you have any advice for writing a better interview story? I'm not so good at them.
What did you think of Choji's story?
The next chapter will probably be focused on the fight. Can Naruto stop Namahagetecno!
Just who is Namahagetecno's master?
What does he want with Hinata?
What does the Tãietorul de Suflet do?
God, I hope I didn't make too many errors in this chapter!