Saturday
Time: 3:41 PM
It was announced today, while we were all sitting in the living room, that there are at least two new Vocaloids joining our household in the near future. I never get to sit on the couch, because Leon always takes a certain seat on the left, and always sits in the same position. Rin says that when he does that, it reminds her of some guy in Glee or Big Bang Theory (I can't remember what show she was referring to, but I know that those are the only two she watches). Big Al always sits on the right side, in some pose which Kaito says reminds him of Abe Takakazu. Kaito always sits in between them, which, because of B.O.B-esque shape, leaves no room for anybody else.
One of the new vocaloids is VY2, who Mizki believes may be her soulmate. Although VY2 is, like Mizki, technically genderless, everyone in the house believes that VY2 is male because of his voice. The other is some vocaloid who will come out during the summer or fall. Apparently, his or her design will be selected from fan entries or something. Len hopes they aren't all mary-sues submitted by his crazy fangirls. Knowing those fangirls is bad enough for him, but he doesn't think he could survive having to live with one.
Personally, I hope one of those new vocaloids will be my best friend. Everyone in those house seems to have a best friend. Gakupo has Kaito, Gumi has Miku, Lola has Lily, and well, there isn't any point in listing them all. The only people in the house who don't really have a best friend, besides me, are Len, Piko, and Mizki.
It's now safe to be friends with Len, because the leaders of his fan(girl) club are occupied. Neru Akita is very busy having a flame war with some troll who apparently likes Tonio better than Len, and Tei Sukone has mysteriously disappeared because she is, according to various tales, being held hostage by her rival in all things yandere, Kiku Juon, or hiding in the Netherland Antilles with one of her boyfriends (either Psychotic Psycho or Taito). Of course, there are still a whole bunch of Len fangirls who hate me. I have the fourth-highest bounty ($53 and a Justin Bieber poster) on their list of people who prevent them from being with Len, after (in this order), Rin, Kaito, and Miku. I honestly have no idea why they consider Len's twin sister and a blue sasquatch are considered more of a threat then the most "moe-moe" vocaloid.
Unfortunately, like 500 different people claim to be Len's best friend at any given time, so there's no point in me doing that, too.
Mizki, as nice as she is, is off the list, because she's busy obsessing over everyone's love lives. She said that she didn't give her "one true love" a valentine because she knows that he already loves Luka. I'm guessing that she's referring to Kiyoteru, then, but considering how messed up her chart is, it could be anybody. White Day is less than ten days away, and Mizki is still pressuring me to give something to Gumi.
Piko actually might be a decent best friend, but he seems to be better friends with Tonio. He's the only the only person who bothers to play flight simulator games with him and put henna tattoos on his feet.
Gumi is now planning to put electrodes on my head while I'm watching Code Geass, to see if that has any "medicinal properties". You can now see why I'm not giving her anything on White Day. Piko refuses to join me, claiming that it doesn't "cleanse his soul".
(A/N: Sorry I forgot to say this earlier, but thanks to Librarian00X for the suggestion about Gachy and Gumi!)