o.o what? What's this? I'm UPDATING? This foreign word that I know nothing of...... it's ...... it's ............... a MIRACLE! O.o ok I'm done XD so yah I'm updating o.o I know I shouldn't be.... But I promised I would. Mind you I am so tired it's not even funny so if this chapter is reaaalllyyy weird..... you'll know why :D now on with it –shifty eyes- and I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho :D

Tea........... ...... yah... it isn't even about tea anymore....... ...

Kuwabara: -was searching through Kurama's poor kitchen- hey Kurama got any of that tea? That was some good stuff man!

Yusuke: -turns to look at him, shakes his head and goes back to looking for something-

Kurama: -sighs- no Kuwabara I got rid of it

Kuwabara: o well that's too bad...................................... ..... .. .. HEY I GOT IT

Yusuke: wow..... good job Kuwabara, you're one step closer to using your brain

Kuwabara: -chucks a spoon at Yusuke-

Yusuke: o my! I think.. that I could ...... NEVER DODGE this! –moves to the right as it goes slinging by him and hits the refrigerator door that Kurama had open-

Kurama: -looks up- would you two mind not destroying my kitchen please.... Thank you.... –goes back to the fridge-

Yusuke: -walks up to him and looks in the fridge- hey is that a birthday cake?

Kurama: ......... so it would seem.... It –looks at it closely- seems to by my 8th birthday party cake.... .......

Yusuke: ........................ that's sick...... D poke it

Kurama: I don't think so –goes to get protective gloves to pick it up and throw it away carefully-

Yusuke: -gets closer and holds his nose- holy cow does it smell................... D –starts to poke it-

Kuwabara: -walks over- heheheeh poke the cake –starts to poke it as well-

Cake: -getting the nasty rotten filling poked out of it.... Literally......-

Kuwabara: hey this is fun :D –without thinking takes a big chunk out of the side and starts to eat it-

Yusuke: O.O.............

Kuwabara: -turns to look at him- what? –swallows- ahhh that was good....

Yusuke: -stands there for a few minutes then takes Kuwabara's wrist and checks his pulse- hmm so you seem normal..... and it looks like you're NOT going to drop down dead....

Kuwabara: why would I?

Yusuke: you just ate a piece of that nasty cake

Kuwabara: o that? That's NOTHING compared to what I have in MY FRIDGE

Yusuke: and lemme guess... you eat all that too

Kuwabara: :D yup! –stops as his eyes widen then starts to hold his stomach- Urameshi I don't feel so good.....

Yusuke: 'bout time you dropped dead :D

Kuwabara: URAMESHI

Yusuke: alright alright, here I'll go get Kurama

Kuwabara: hurry.....

Yusuke: yah yah I ain't your personal.... Delivery.................................. -stops when we walks out into the living room. There Kurama was standing as he had been for quite some time watching Hiei-

Hiei: -unaware that he had an audience, was now standing on the love sofa pretending to sing 'stand out'-

Yusuke: -tries to hold in laughter but eventually it was too great to bear and starts to laugh his ass off- O MAN! HOLY CRAP this is so black mail XD

Hiei: -stops wide eyed and turns his head slowly to a quite confused Kurama and a 'rolling on the ground laughing as if his life depended on it' Yusuke- o.o.........

Kurama: um....... ..... Hiei....

Hiei: o.o.....

Yusuke: -still laughing his ass off-

Hiei: e.e" –in a flash was at Yusuke's throat with his katana- one word spoken about this, detective, and you won't live to see the sunset

Yusuke: AHAHAHAHAAH wait does this word count? XD AHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA

Hiei: -quickly goes to slit his throat-

Kurama: -grabs a hold of his hand- Hiei he won't speak of it....

Hiei: -glares up at him- the same goes for you as well fox e.e""

Kurama: n.n' not a word..... eh heh.....

Hiei: -stays there for a few seconds before standing up and sheathing his katana again- e.e""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Kuwabara: n.n" why don't we talk about more pressing matters..... ... such as...... where is Kuwabara....

Yusuke: XXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD yah yah whatever ooo right Kurama... Kuwabara was reeling on the floor in pain last time I was in there....

Kurama: ................... Why..................

Yusuke: he ate some of that nasty cake ;

Kurama: -.- how much did you bet him to do it...

Yusuke: ahahha none.. come on Kurama would you actually think I would do something like that?

Kurama; I am not answering that –walks into the kitchen only to find that he wasn't there- Kuwabara?

Yusuke: -walks up behind him- where is he... he was over by the fridge not too long ago O.o......

Hiei: he probably died ¬.¬ -was almost praying for that, mumbles something about his filthy mouth even mentioning Yukina's name-

Yusuke: heh –walks over to the fridge then looks all around then kneels down- o.o Kuwabara? Hey are you....

Kuwabara: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH THEY FOUND ME! STAY BACK YOU ONE EYED ALIEN FREAK –whaps Yusuke on the head with a pan he had gotten from the cabinet. He now had tinfoil wrapped around his head, with it pointing straight up so he could get 'better reception from a foreign life form' with it and had a few of Kurama's pans tied around him-

Yusuke: hey WHAT THE HELL

Kuwabara: NO STAY BACK! I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR STOOOPID ((:D)) ALIEN TALK! ((and we don't understand yours either Kuwa-chan :D))

Yusuke: ......... wow... he's gone insane... -stands up before Kuwabara could clunk him on the head again-

Kuwabara: -looking around paranoid as the view comes right up next to him- they're coming –starts to make panicked noises- ah! They want my uhh.... Ffflll ee sssshhh :D flesh! :O they want my FLESH!

Yusuke: very GOOD Kuwabara, that hooked on phonics is working for you :D

Kuwabara: why thank you Urameshi I mean o.o

Yusuke: AHA!

Kuwabara: dangit.... –crawls from under the table- damn you Urameshi!

Yusuke: you ass, you had me thinking that you finally cracked –takes Kuwabara's pan and whacks a good bump on Kuwabara's head-

Kuwabara: YAH! AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU AND YOUR –turns to point at Kurama and Hiei but they weren't there- ???? hey where did they go?

Yusuke:... -walks to the kitchen door and looks out into the living room to see Kurama and Hiei sitting watching the tv, Kurama flipping through stations- .....

Hiei: wait hold it on that one

Kurama: no its censored... I've seen it before

Hiei: -.-#

Kuwabara: ............ HEY COME ON I WAS BEING ALL DRAMATIC AND STUFF

Kurama: alright just don't ruin my kitchen –looks over to Hiei- how does this sound? –hands the tv guide to him and points to a program-

Hiei: mediocre....

Kurama: -sighs- well it is better than nothing –flips to it-

Yusuke: ..................................................

Kuwabara: -mumbles and walks back into the kitchen- as I was saying AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU AND YOUR MEDDLING PAN! –points to it-

Yusuke: -whacks a good one on Kuwabara's head again- moron

Kuwabara: HEY :O .... o.o ;-; -holds his stomach- Urameshi my stomach hurts T.T

Yusuke: uh huh –drops the pan by Kuwabara and goes to watch what Hiei and Kurama were watching-

Kuwabara: -whines- no seriously it does!!!!!!!!!

o.o wow.... That was really really bad... :D but I was tired so it was bound to be :D though my 3rd chapter I did make when I was half awake –whistles- which is besides the point, so anyway how was it? Are you going to review T.T please? :D you will? Thanks! :D XD