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Me: sea urchin.
Twin: huh……interesting……
Edard: what are you talking about??
Me: I'm…..not……..sure…..
Twin: huh…..
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A SEA URCHIN?!?!
Edward: Uhh….
Twin: *puts down sea urchin skeleton she was holding, on the ground*
Edward: Right. Well……… *walks away but steps on sea urchin*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW COULD YOU!?!
Edward: Oops.
Me: ANIMAL ABUSER!!!
Edward: but it was a skeleton!
Me: IT HAD FEELINGS, EDWARD! FEELINGS!!!!
Edward: umm…..sorry?
Me: SON OF A BITCH! *runs off*
Chapter 14: Agent Sparkles
Alice's POV:
We heard Bella's ear-piercing scream, and we all froze, and looked at each other. We ran up the stairs and into hers and Edward's bedroom, and started laughing hysterically.
Bella had fallen to the ground and was COMPLETELY covered by a HUGE pile of—Barbies. It was possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen. I heard her groan, causing us to laugh harder. The pile of Barbies was so large, you couldn't see any part of her.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS?!?!" her scream was muffled because of the Barbies.
"NOW my revenge is complete. Well, I thought, since you always like to play Bella-Barbie...." Rosalie said with a smug smile. Bella jumped up, breaking through the pile of Barbies, and had the scariest expression on her face. She picked up a Barbie and threw it at Rosalie. Rosalie dodged it, and the Barbie flew into the wall, getting stuck in it half-way deep. Bella threw another one at her, and Rose ducked, and the Barbie flew and hit Emmett in the face.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!?!" Emmett screamed. Bella picked up a large heap of Barbies, and Rosalie ran out of the room, while Bella chased after her throwing Barbies at her.
Suddenly, my face went blank as my eyes glazed over and A VISION TOOK ME!!
-Vision-
Bella smiled evilly as we threw the last one into Mitchell's room. 'Take that, brother dearest." She said, laughing. Although I couldn't see exactly what the prank was.....
-End Vision-
I let out a laugh and everyone stared at me. I was about to say something, when another vision came.
-Vision-
Bella shoved mine and Jasper's room door closed, concealing the prank that we had set up.
"Are they ready??" she asked Edward. He smiled "Yup!" he said.
-End Vision-
I smiled and walked over to the grinning Edward. "Welcome aboard, Agent Sparkles." I said, shaking his hand.
"WHAT?! Agent Sparkles!?!"
"Yea, Bella came up with the name. You don't like it, take it up with your wife." I said as a Barbie flew through the room and broke a window.
"Did I mention how much I love that name??" Edward said, staring at the window. I chuckled while everyone stared at us confused.
-5 hours, and 4,582 Barbies later-
Bella's POV:
Everyone went hunting, leaving Edward, Alice, and I home to set up our pranks. "Ready, Agent Double-oh-Alice?" I asked her over my walky-talky.
"Ready, Agent Invisible." Alice reported back to me.
"Ready, Agent Sparkles?" I asked over the walky-talky. I heard Edward sigh.
"Do we REALLY need to use these? We can hear just fine wit—"
"YES WE ARE USING THE WALKY-TALKIES, DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT EDWARD?!?!" I screamed into the walky-talky. He didn't reply. "NOW ARE YOU READY, AGENT SPARKLES?!"
"Ready, Agent Invisible." He said through the walky-talky. I chuckled as I carried the boxes into the house and up to Mitchell's room. Alice and Edward appeared next to me as I set them down in Mitchell's room and opened the lids.
"So, why these, again?" Alice asked as we started throwing them around the room.
"Mitchell is scared shitless of bugs." I said, grinning as I tossed the spiders, caterpillars, roaches, and various bugs across his room. In about 5 minutes, his room was covered, head-to-toe in bugs. "Take that, brother dearest." I said, chuckling as we exited and closed the door of his room.
"Commence phase 2!" I said into the walky-talky.
"Bella, we're standing right next to you." Edward said.
"I WANT TO USE THE WALKY-TALKY!!" I screamed into the walky-talky, causing him to flinch.
"She's gone crazy." He whispered to Alice. I growled at him, and he chuckled. "That was incredibly hot." he said, grinning. I blushed, causing him to chuckle again. I rolled my eyes and walked down the stairs and out to get the supplies for phase 2.
I grabbed tons of huge bags filled with our supplies, and got out the walky-talky.
"All clear, Agent Sparkles?"
"All clear."
"All clear—what?!" I said. He sighed.
"All clear, Agent Invisible."
"Thank you." I said and started dragging the bags into the house. It took a couple trips, but I finally got them in and we started distributing our revenge into Jasper's room. I was surprised Alice let me do this, since it was her room too. Whatever.
I emptied the bags of balls into the room, filling it halfway to the top. The balls were those colorful plastic balls that fill those ball pits at places like 'The Jungle'. We had these ones specially made....they were pink and read 'Bella, Alice, and Edward were here'.
I shoved the door closed, just in time so none of it spilled out. I turned and smiled at Edward. "Are they ready?" I asked Edward about the last part of our prank.
"Yea." He said, grinning.
Oh, this was going to be sweet.
Jasper's POV:
We ran through the doors into the house. I ran up to my beautiful wife and gave her a quick kiss. She was grinning. Uh oh, not good.....
We walked upstairs behind Mitchell, and we stopped in the hallway outside our door. "Upstairs!" Alice said to me, and dragged me up to the third floor behind Mitchell. Why did she....? Uh oh.
Mitchell opened his door, and I could immediately feel the fear coming off of him.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed, running down stairs and out of the house. I looked out the window, and he didn't stop when he reached the forest. He kept running. I looked into his room and saw bugs. EVERYWHERE. Bella materialized out of thin air next to me, and I jumped in surprise.
"SHIT! Bella! Don't scare me like that!" she laughed hysterically and so did everyone else who was standing behind us.
"HOLY SHIT, BELLA!!" Bonnie yelled, "THAT WAS SO BAD! YOU KNOW THAT'S LIKE, HIS WORST FEAR EVER!!" she yelled, laughing.
"The World's only Vampire who is afraid of bugs....." Shane said, laughing.
Alice and I walked back downstairs, followed by everyone else. Alice let go of me and skipped over to Bella. I walked down the hall and to our room. I opened the door of our room.....
BAM!!!
Millions of plastic balls poured out of the room, and fell on top of me, knocking me to the ground.
"Edward! Go get them!" I heard Bella yell. All of a sudden, I heard screaming and giggling—but not ANY screaming. LITTLE KIDS screaming. I popped my head up from the pile of plastic balls to see 6 little kids running over and jumping on me in an effort to jump in the room full of plastic balls.
Immediately my emotions went hay-wire. The little kids' emotions were so chaotic, that I was changing moods every second. I yelled in frustration, and then became extremely happy as the kids did. They were now climbing around in my room full of plastic balls—which I now saw read 'Bella, Alice, and Edward were here'—and the feelings of happiness got to me.
Bella's POV:
I laughed hysterically as the emotions got to Jasper, and he dove into the ball pit. He disappeared into the balls and popped up in the middle of the room, surrounded by playing kids. The kids started throwing balls at him, so he picked some up and started throwing balls at all the little kids. One boy threw one and it hit Jasper in the forehead.
"HEY! THAT HURT!!" Jasper yelled, throwing a ball at the kid. The kid jumped on Jasper, and they ended up wrestling around in the lake of plastic balls. Luckily he was only using the strength of a kindergartner.....
Everyone behind me was laughing hysterically. I high-fived Alice. Eventually Edward dragged all of the little kids out of the house and returned them home.
-3 days later-
We were all sitting on the couch, watching T.V.
"Hey, where's Mitchell?"
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