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Chapter 14: Boris and Natasha
Rosalie, Emmett's wife spoke first, "I am so sorry! I told him no! Shit, Em, I could have called Bella's cell phone."
I had always liked Rosalie for many reasons. She was extremely truthful, down to earth and a fantastic mechanic who made my car run like a dream. She was also Emmett's boss. He was detailed cars for her at the shop and loved doing it. While Esme and Carlisle were pushing Edward and Alice to their vision of excellence, Emmett happily strolled along to the beat of his own drummer.
"Why do you need to call my cell phone, Rosalie?"
Emmett decided to pull up a chair to our table and motioned Rosalie to do the same. He answered my question for his wife, "To warn you that Ed and Al are heading up to ruin your date. They want us to spy until the terrible twins get here. Little do they know is that we are double agents. Bwahahaha! So you have a date with Jazz, little Bell? That would explain that hair of yours, you little wildcat!"
"They heard where you were and Em's delusional parents sprung Emo from the slammer," Rosalie interrupted her husband and hit him upside his big head. "Show some class, dumbass! You don't point out a lady's sex hair. It's just rude, but may I say well done, Bella!"
Jasper looked pissed. "I think we should leave Bella's hair out of this. It is entirely lovely and bouncy."
Emmett stole a breadstick from my plate. "What was bouncy on Bella, DJ Jazzy J? I think you might be talking about her boobs. Do you think they have Buffalo wings in this joint? There's a sports bar across the street. We should go check out the Celtics game across the street. Don't give me that look, Rose! I like those green uniforms."
Peter was about to say something when Charlotte put her hand over his mouth. "We aren't going over to a sport's bar, Pete. Wait, how did they know where we are?"
"I bet it was Charlie! He asked where we were heading when I called to check on the dog," I stated.
"Bingo, lil Bell, you got it! This was reported by my Mom, in her best busy body mode. She hung back at your store while pop got Ed. I guess Charlie came back in to check on things and let Jessica know what was up."
"They are really loud when their together, sugar, it's odd to see Charlie and Jessica being best buddies." Jasper put his arm around me and gave me a squeeze.
"I just really don't want them to ruin our night," I pleaded as I gazed in Jasper's beautiful eyes.
Rosalie pounded on the table shaking our drinks, "Then they won't! You, Bella keep looking at Jasper like you do and Jasper will keep touching you like he's been doing. It makes him look like a perv, but it's hot. The rest of us will run interference."
"Do you like me doing a little something like this, beautiful?" Jasper asked in a whisper before nibbling my ear.
I was feeling warm and happy again, when Emmett exclaimed, "You're right, babe! Jazz man is a hot perv."