Disclaimer: I don't own Percy Jackson, thanks :D So this is supposed to be set after HoO, assuming all the characters I mention here don't die an agonizing death...
Lol this is kinda just me messing around and having some fun with my boys, Leo and Nico~ Anyways enjoy I guess. xD

Also: Sorry I haven't posted in like two weeks, I've been pretty busy. :(

Jason's POV

"I do," My sister was the one who volunteered. She produced a small plastic case out of her Hunter's bag and handed it to me. I quirked an eyebrow at her.

"Why," I put my hand on my hip, "Would YOU, of all people, have makeup?"

Thalia shrugged. "camouflage, biotch."

I laughed and looked inside the little bin. Like I expected, face paint. The kind you put of for Halloween. I plopped down back next to Piper, and dabbed a little on my finger and began applying it to my face. She had a pained expression of her face.

"What's wrong, Pipes?" I said, a section of my cheek jet black.

She sighed, and stayed quiet for a minute. "...You're doing it wrong," She muttered. Almost insintivally, she swipped the bin from my hands, and started doing it herself. She took the bit I already put on off with a little facial tissue, then must've rearranged my face pretty good because everyone was giggling and snickering.

I cleared my throat, and stood up. "What was the next step?"

"Strip to your boxers, boy!" Percy laughed.

I scoffed. "At least I'm wearing boxers, and not frilly lady's underpants." That earned me some ooos from the crowd.

Percy pouted and looked down, staying quiet.

I sighed, and started stripping. I could feel my face burning and the eyes on me, giggling and trying not to burst out laughing. There even was a whistle in there, but I think that was just Piper trying to be encouraging. Finally, after stripping off my shoes and socks, along with my purple Camp Jupiter t-shirt, I pulled off the cargo pants I was wearing and underneath were blue...red and yellow, Superman boxers.

I could hear Leo snicker. I whipped my head over at him. "Hey, I'm not the one who wears Bob the Builder boxers."

"I don't!" He protested, ears turning red.

"He doesn't," Nico cut in, quietly but his voice was sharp so it was easy to hear, he was still looking somewhere on the ground, slightly out of it. "Mostly stuff with flames. Oh, and hammers."

I scrunched my eyebrows, trying not to think about what that ment and started up a tree.

"Ooh, Maple ain't gonna be happy," Juniper chided.

I rolled my eyes and continued on. I reached the top in no time, mostly because I was cheating and flying halfway up. I was standing on a top branch, arms wrapped around the base to keep it from shaking. I thought to what I had to do next, and sighed, overally aware of my black and white warrior face paint and my Superman boxers. I really didn't wanna do this. My biggest fear was that my boxers would slip off mid-flight and all of the camp would meet Little Jason.

Despite this, I plunged down anyway, swooping down and then up again, screaming with the wind roaring in my ears. I saw campers around, well, everywhere, look up at me, some laughing, hiding in their cabins, getting cameras, and others looking completely horrified like the Apocalypse was upon them. I gulped and yelled, "Viva la Revolucion!" then repeated it several times as I flew around camp. I saw most of the party run out of the woods to get a better few, laughing. Leo was on his knees pounding a fist into the ground as he cackled. Percy had his hands on his stomach from laughing so hard, though that just made the sight of him look even funnier. I don't think he realized he was still wearing the lingerie, and the campers in his line of sight would soon direct their attention off of me and their eyes would wander to him. Even Nico was laughing in a way that had to be out loud, though I couldn't hear it over the wind and the rest of the camp roaring in laughter. Finally I made my way around the whole camp and soared down next to the others, my knees knocking and my body was jelly. I felt Piper wrap her arms around me as we all made our way back to the campsite. My head was still reeling so I didn't regain my composure until I was sitting down again and pulling my clothes back on.

"Ahhhhm, okay..." I looked around, yawning. "Annabeth!" I pointed drowsily at Percy's girlfriend, A.K.A the only other blond in the Prophecy of Seven. "Truth... Or, dare?"

'Hmm," She pondered. She looked over at her lingerie covered boyfriend and then at me with the face paint still on, and with the expression on her face I could guess she wouldn't want to endure something like either of those. Despite this, the word rolled out of her mouth. "Dare," She said. I saw Rachel perk up. I guess she either was as surprised as I of Annabeth's answer, or she just thought she was being addressed. Probably a little of both.

I stared at the ground, trying to think of the worst thing to dare her. unfortunately, I was no Leo, and could not think of embarrassing freakish dares to give to her or anyone else. Then finally I thought of something and stood up, "Okay, I got it. Follow me."

She looked at me questioningly, but stood up. Percy pouted, either upset because he thought I was gonna make Annabeth cheat on him, or just that he didn't get to have her lean against him. I shurgged at him lazily and gave him a crooked grin, and he crossed his arms. I forgot to mention this, but earlier this morning Percy and I had a pretty heated argument, and I was hoping this would make up for it.

I walked further into the woods with Annabeth following me and plopped down on a log. She just leaned against a tree and looked at me, waiting. "Okay, what's the dare?" She said, honestly having no idea what I was going to say.

I smiled widely and rubbed my hands together, which might've made Annabeth think I was going to rape her or something, but she didn't move and waited for my answer. I looked up at her. "Okay," I started, then pointed at her. " I dare you to propose to Percy."