Thank you Vaati the Sorcerer Kitten, Princess Zora, KHLegacy, ZeldaRubix, sarcasticnerd, and Lovely girl 10 for their reviews and suggestions. Well, for me today's Saturday and Princess Ruto wrote her thank you notes. But before that, she took a swim, stalked Link and was shot at by a hail of arrows from said hero's bow.
-miano53
Thank You Notes: Princess Ruto
*After Darunia's departure, the Princess of the Zoras, Ruto, appeared and saw many Zoras and Hylians in the audience. She headed for the desk as she was told that "Junior, can I get the thank you notes music?" Ruto asks.
Junior looks at her and says, "Fish lady!"
"WHAT? I'm a Zora! Not a fish lady!" Ruto screams.
"Same thing," Junior says and plays the music.
"Thank you…Link,
For being the HOTTEST thing alive. I'm surprised that you haven't married me yet.
Sincerely,
Princess Ruto of the Zoras and the Water Sage"
*"OoT Link walked in, saw Ruto, turned right around and walked back out.
Ruto saw this and said, "But you haven't!"*
"Thank you…Princess Zelda,
For stealing MY fiancé! That's why I quit being a sage, home wrecker!
Sincerely,
Princess Ruto of the Zoras and the Water Sage"
"Thank you…Dark Link,
For attempting to decapitate me after I stalked you when I got lost in the Water Temple. You could've just said you were Link's shadow.
Sincerely,
Princess Ruto of the Zoras and the Water Sage"
"Thank you…Laruto,
For having a reincarnation in Wind Waker. Why couldn't I get one?
Sincerely,
Princess Ruto of the Zoras and the Water Sage"
*"Maybe it's because you're creepy," Junior said.
Ruto glared and continued.*
"Thank you…Lord Jabu-Jabu,
For changing your name to Jabun. Why?
Sincerely,
Princess Ruto of the Zoras and the Water Sage"
"Thank you…fans,
For pairing me up with other species such as the Gorons. Seriously, that is creepy!
Sincerely,
Princess Ruto of the Zoras and the Water Sage"
"Thank you…Water Temple,
For being a place where people such as JonTron would rather drown than complete you. Is it really that hard?
Sincerely,
Princess Ruto of the Zoras and the Water Sage"
"Thank you…Sir Shigeru Miyamoto,
For having thousands of fans confused over the subject of us noble Zoras and the savage Zolas for years, until you came out with Ocarina of Time. So thank you for clearing that up.
Sincerely,
Princess Ruto of the Zoras and the Water Sage"
"Thank you…Lulu of Termina,
For confusing Link by looking exactly like me.
Sincerely,
Princess Ruto of the Zoras and the Water Sage"
*"Well, at least she's wearing a dress instead of being naked," Junior said.
"I am not naked!" Ruto yelled.
"Then where's your clothes?" Junior asked.
Princess Ruto glared at him and left.
"I knew it! She's a fish lady!" Junior said.*
Okay. That's Ruto's thank you notes. Next is…Nabooru.