Edward POV
"Edward, c'mon, join us!" Victoria called. I looked over, stubbed out my cigarette, and joined my 'family' at the campfire. Carter was playing his guitar and they were singing gospel songs. I raised a brow. My family didn't do that.
"Hey Carter can I see that guitar?" I asked curiously. I looked to Em who looked to Alice, who looked to the twins, who looked to Cassidey, who looked to Trevor, who looked to Ryan, who looked to Caitlin, who looked to James. We grinned.
"Um, sure go ahead. You finger pick, or use a pick? Or do you strum with your thumb?" He asked.
"I'll use my thumb thank you" I told him. He handed me the guitar and I strummed the first line.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck. Mother, mother fuck, Mother, mother fuck, fuck, Mother fuck, mother fuck. Noiche, noiche, noiche, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, Noiche, noiche, noiche. Smokin' weed, smokin' weed, Doin' coke, drinkin' beers. Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts! Rollin' blunts and smokin' um..." We sang and stopped looking to Caitlin who looked to me.
"Uh, let me get a nickel back" She asked and I looked to Emmett who was my 'Silent Bob'.
"Fifteen bucks, little man, Put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show, Then you owe me, owe me, owe. My jungle love, yeah. Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, I think I want to know ya, know ya…" My siblings and I sang. The twins high fived as Mom just shook her head ashamed.
"What song was that from?" Mom asked. I knew she wouldn't be surprised from the movie I got that song from, but Carlisle and his children just kept their heads down. I laughed out loud.
"Mom, we got it from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, duh" Alice said. Mom just shrugged and covered her face with her palm, her fingers on her forehead. She's pissed…yes!
"Go to bed. I don't care if you sleep in the car, each other's tents, just go to bed!" She said frustrated. I sighed and stuffed the rest of my s'more-I loved this shit- and went to my car. I climbed into the back on the soft fabric seats and took the blanket form the trip here and used it. I heard Brianna come in and she smiled as she sat up in the front and used an extra jacket as a pillow and was in her sweats and jacket. It was like 40 degrees here, and it was freezing. I locked the car and handed Bri a real pillow. Not that crappy make-shift one.
"Thanks Ed. I'm tired, I'm going to bed. Love you" She yawned and I heard her breathing even out. I yawned and fell asleep.
Bella POV
"Hey Bells?" Vic whispered to me. I turned and looked to her and she was staring at me with those big blue eyes.
"Yes?" I asked.
"When we get back, can we watch that Jay and Silent Bob movie?" she asked. I giggled and put my hair up in a bun.
"Depends, I'll watch it first, see if it's appropriate. If it's all about cock, smoking drugs, and other shit then no can do hon." I answered. I did not want my sister watching that crap! It was bad enough she has 10 new other influences to watch that stuff. Based on that song, I can tell they weren't very respectful towards their mother, themselves, and others. If this is how they act all the time, I don't know how I'll endure the rest of my high school life with them.
I love the movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back! It's so funny. Ha ha, I watch it all the time with my brother, and we always sing that 'Fuck Song'.
Lizzy