A/N: I really really love you guys' comments! I love interacting with you all! I had some trouble picking which couple got disqualified first bc I had so many good ideas! But this one won! Enjoy!
Baddies
Wednesday (10:16am)
stayinyourlane: pls distract me
YourRouler: titties
Sassquez: tiddies
donutqueen: potstickers
Shocked&Upset: boobies
yourmagjesty: sex
stayinyourlane: THESE ARE NOT THE DISTRACTIONS I NEED
Shocked&Upset: ungrateful
donutqueen: Why do you need distracting anyway?
stayinyourlane: bc cat has a hangover and it's taking everything in me not to go take care of her
Sassquez: soft
stayinyourlane: stfu
Shocked&Upset: how do u even kno she has a hangover?
donutqueen: Cat, Pam, Jess, James, & Lois all went out last night and had a whylde night
Sassquez: alex found pam & jess in a Denny's bathroom this morning
YourRouler: ew
donutqueen: Ikr! But yeah. Cat, James, & Lois woke up in one of the janitor's closets at Catco
donutqueen: I haven't heard anything else about it tho
Shocked&Upset: pam & jess r whylde
yourmagjesty: tht entire group is whylde
yourmagjesty: luce I think u should go check on cat
yourmagjesty: her well-being is more important than some stupid challenge
stayinyourlane: ur only saying that so we can lose
stayinyourlane: you're not slick
yourmagjesty: damn
donutqueen: Nice try though
donutqueen: Maybe next time.
stayinyourlane: oh shutup
YourRouler: so wats going on w/ u and the feline anyway?
stayinyourlane: watcha mean?
Shocked&Upset: oh come on…is it serious or wat?
stayinyourlane: I mean…I think so
stayinyourlane: it's serious for me at least
donutqueen: Awwww
donutqueen: ARE YOU IN LOVE?!
Sassquez: UM
Sassquez: SPILL
stayinyourlane: I mean…I really like her
yourmagjesty: OH MUH GOD YALL LUCY IS IN LOVEEEEEEEE
Shocked&Upset: TIME TO GO OUT & CELEBRATE
YourRouler: um….r we reading the same thing? Cause tht def says "like"
Sassquez: nah nah nah
Sassquez: in Lucy terms that means "im deeply in love"
YourRouler: I dnt really think thts right
stayinyourlane: no they're right
stayinyourlane: im def in love
donutqueen: With Cat…to clarify
Shocked&Upset: oh good definitely needed tht clarification
Sassquez: yeah I woulda been confused otherwise
yourmagjesty: same I didn't even know who we were talking about
YourRouler: glad we have u here kara
stayinyourlane: lmfao classic
donutqueen: Choke. All of you.
YourRouler: YO
YourRouler: DIDN'T U AND CAT DATE FOR A WHILE?!
Sassquez: wait who? Kara?!
Shocked&Upset: oh yeah! I remember tht!
stayinyourlane: no they didn't date….but there was a lotta sexual tension there
stayinyourlane: I thought they were fucking for the longest!
donutqueen: I keep telling you that Cat and I had a professional relationship!
YourRouler: so u never thought about being w/ her? Like ever?
donutqueen: I mean…okay maybe once or twice
donutqueen: But come on! It's Cat Grant!
Sassquez: true
yourmagjesty: def true
Shocked&Upset: yeahhh ur right about tht
YourRouler: I feel ya puppy
stayinyourlane: proud
stayinyourlane: im not surprised tho kara
stayinyourlane: we all know u have a thing for women in power
donutqueen: Wha-What?! No I don't!
Sassquez: sis
Shocked&Upset: sweetie
donutqueen: I DON'T!
Shocked&Upset: Patrice Kindell….what kind of person was she?
donutqueen: She was a normal girl! She was the captain of the college cheerleading team!
YourRouler: mhmm mhmm and Denise Fonler?
donutqueen: …she was the class president/valedictorian in high school
yourmagjesty: uh huh and what about Monica Johnson?
donutqueen: How do you even know about her?!
donutqueen: …..She was the top law student at Harvard….
yourmagjesty: hold tf on! U went to Harvard little danvers?!
donutqueen: ….no.
Sassquez: WHYLDE
stayinyourlane: oh and we can't forget about Professor Jane!
donutqueen: I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HER!
yourmagjesty: Oh but u wanted to!
Shocked&Upset: and now Lena Luthor.
Shocked&Upset: Admit it! YOU HAVE A THING FOR WOMEN IN POWER
donutqueen: FINE! Yeah yeah yeah I do
donutqueen: Happy now?!
stayinyourlane: honestly? A little insulted tht u never tried to get w/ me
stayinyourlane: Im v powerful!
YourRouler: same!
Shocked&Upset: def same
yourmagjesty: ^^^
Sassquez: ^^^!
donutqueen: Ok…if im being honest?
donutqueen: I've definitely considered all of you at one point.
Shocked&Upset: man guess our resumes weren't strong enough guys
stayinyourlane: damnit I knew I shouldve updated it
Sassquez: shucks maybe next time
YourRouler: I guess ill have to cry myself to sleep tonight
Shocked&Upset: I can take care of u babe
YourRouler: oh fuck yea
Sassquez: ew
yourmagjesty: I miss alex
stayinyourlane: I miss cat
donutqueen: I miss Lena….
Sassquez: yall r gonna make me puke
donutqueen: I KNOW SOMETHING WE CAN DO TO DISTRACT OURSELVES!
donutqueen: Tonight we're gonna go out and find Baby V a girlfriend!
Sassquez: ew what?! No!
stayinyourlane: oh hell yeah!
yourmagjesty: ! im down for that plan!
YourRouler: time to get u laid baby sue!
Shocked&Upset: Yaaaassssssssss!
Sassquez: what if I don't want a girlfriend?
yourmagjesty: ?
Shocked&Upset: ?
stayinyourlane: tht doesn't even make any sense
YourRouler: a lesbian tht doesnt want a girlfriend?
donutqueen: Those don't exist. Every lesbian wants a girlfriend….
Sassquez: ….okay fine
donutqueen: YES! Tonight, my place, 8pm!
Brunch Buddies
Wednesday (2:31pm)
whosthatgirl: How in the world did we end up in a Denny's of all places?
whosthatgirl: I've been racking my brain and I can't remember anything.
thethirdolsen: Did you ask Pam?
whosthatgirl: She's still asleep, but she didn't remember anything earlier
TheCatGrant: If I remember correctly we were all comparing pancakes at one point right?
TheDailyLane: Oh! Right! You two went to the nearest Denny's to order pancakes!
TheDailyLane: Cat, James, & I were supposed to go to IHOP & then we were gonna meet back up at Catco.
whosthatgirl: To stuff our faces with pancakes…I remember now
thethirdolsen: my question is how did u two end up in the BATHROOM of Denny's?
whosthatgirl: Um….well I just remember Pam looking really sexy in that black dress so…
TheDailyLane: Jesus.
TheCatGrant: Of all the places to have sex.
thethirdolsen: was it worth it?
whosthatgirl: Oh hell yeah! no regrets!
TheDailyLane: Filthy.
TheCatGrant: So what are the plans for tonight?
thethirdolsen: Well I was gonna start painting my apartment, I'd be happy to have some help!
TheDailyLane: Oh my god it's been so long since I had a good home project! I'm in!
TheCatGrant: Count me in as well!
whosthatgirl: Great! What time?
thethirdolsen: well we finished up layouts early so I should be outta here by 5:30 so how about 6:45?
thethirdolsen: that'll give me time to move furniture, set up the paint, etc etc
TheCatGrant: Works for me! I'll bring Thai food.
TheDailyLane: I'll bring wine!
whosthatgirl: We'll bring ice cream!
TheKoolKids
Wednesday (5:46pm)
gunscotch: late night lab sesh?
lenaeclipse: I'll order the food!
alwayswinning: sounds good! I was working on a new piece of tech last week
alwayswinning: ill have to stop by James' & pick it up
lenaeclipse: That means you'll lose the competition.
lenaeclipse: I like that.
gunscotch: wait a minute! Im more interested in the fact tht u have a key to james' place already!
alwayswinning: firstly no I wont lose
alwayswinning: James doesn't get off work until like 7 something so he wont even be there
alwayswinning: secondly I had a key to his place before we even started dating
alwayswinning: and he has a key to mine!
lenaeclipse: Damn it.
lenaeclipse: You'll lose soon enough, and Kara and I will wipe the floor with all of you.
alwayswinning: professional help….seek it
gunscotch: amazing
gunscotch: can I come with u to james' place? He has some good alcohol
lenaeclipse: Stop by and pick me up too! I've never been to his place!
gunscotch: Let's put booby traps all around his place!
lenaeclipse: YES! I'll bring some equipment!
alwayswinning: um no we're not doing any of tht
alwayswinning: we'll go in, get my stuff, & leave
alwayswinning: is tht clear?
alwayswinning: IS THAT CLEAR?!
gunscotch: yes sir
lenaeclipse: Yes dad.
gunscotch: this just in: Winn Schott turns into a father when James Olsen is threatened with pranks. More at 11. Back to you Lena with the weather!
lenaeclipse: Thanks for that Alex. Looks like we've got some stormy clouds coming in as long as Winn keeps up that attitude. Hopefully once he gets laid we'll finally have some sunny weather!
alwayswinning: u guys r the worse
Superfrans
Wednesday (6:04pm)
spacedad: I would like to put the challenge on pause to announce that Winn and James have been disqualified from the challenge. You have 10 minutes to discuss.
gunscotch: ITS TRUE! ITS TRUE! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TEXT YOU DAD!
TheCatGrant: Details. Now!
donutqueen: Oh hell yeah!
Whoyagonnakal: WHAT THE HELL?! I WAS COUNTING ON YOU TWO!
stayinyourlane: how did this happen?!
lenaeclipse: Alex and I would be HAPPY to tell you!
lenaeclipse: So Alex, Winn, & I planned to have a late night session in the lab tonight but Winn had to stop by James' apartment to pick up one of this tech projects he had been working on
gunscotch: and winn knows tht James usually gets off work at around 7 or 7:30. So there was no chance of us running into him at his place
lenaeclipse: What he DIDN'T know, was that James got off early today and would be at home by the time we got there
gunscotch: so Winn opens the door & there James is…shirtless and moving furniture
lenaeclipse: They made eye contact and then RAN TOWARDS EACH OTHER
gunscotch: WINN LITERALLY JUMPED AND WRAPPED HIS SMALL BODY AROUND JAMES
lenaeclipse: It was magnificent!
TheCatGrant: Incredible! I can't believe I missed it!
donutqueen: I knew those two wouldn't last
yourmagjesty: classic new couple. Cant keep their hands off of each other smh
Whoyagonnakal: I cant believe this!
Whoyagonnakal: ITS ONLY THE SECOND DAY!
TheDailyLane: I mean…to be fair, I told you they wouldn't last, babe.
alwayswinning: NO REGRETS!
thethirdolsen: NONE WHATSOEVER!
alwayswinning: HAVE FUN LIVING YOUR SEXLESS LIVES FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK!
yourmagjesty: absolutely amazing
spacedad: I must say I am disappointed in you two. I expected you two to be the most mature out of the rest of them. I guess I thought wrong.
yourmagjesty: offended
lenaeclipse: Same.
TheCatGrant: Indeed.
TheCatGrant: Wait, James are we still on for painting your apartment?
alwayswinning: give us about 30 minutes
donutqueen: ew
thethirdolsen: …actually give us an hour
gunscotch: EW
spacedad: The challenged is now back in play. Three more couples left. May the best couple win.
TheCatGrant: We will.
yourmagjesty: oh we def will!
lenaeclipse: You bet your ass we will!
donutqueen: Oh you bet we fucking will!
stayinyourlane: Don't worry we will!
gunscotch: you already know we will!
spacedad: Sigh.
A/N: One couple down, Three more to go!
Looks like Vasquez will be getting a girlfriend soon! Who do you want it to be?!
I'm considering adding Psi & Irma...but I haven't quite made up my mind yet. Help convince me?
Love reading you guys' comments! They keep me motivated! Dont be afraid to send me prompts and feedback! Love ya!
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