A/N: I really really love you guys' comments! I love interacting with you all! I had some trouble picking which couple got disqualified first bc I had so many good ideas! But this one won! Enjoy!


Baddies

Wednesday (10:16am)

stayinyourlane: pls distract me

YourRouler: titties

Sassquez: tiddies

donutqueen: potstickers

Shocked&Upset: boobies

yourmagjesty: sex

stayinyourlane: THESE ARE NOT THE DISTRACTIONS I NEED

Shocked&Upset: ungrateful

donutqueen: Why do you need distracting anyway?

stayinyourlane: bc cat has a hangover and it's taking everything in me not to go take care of her

Sassquez: soft

stayinyourlane: stfu

Shocked&Upset: how do u even kno she has a hangover?

donutqueen: Cat, Pam, Jess, James, & Lois all went out last night and had a whylde night

Sassquez: alex found pam & jess in a Denny's bathroom this morning

YourRouler: ew

donutqueen: Ikr! But yeah. Cat, James, & Lois woke up in one of the janitor's closets at Catco

donutqueen: I haven't heard anything else about it tho

Shocked&Upset: pam & jess r whylde

yourmagjesty: tht entire group is whylde

yourmagjesty: luce I think u should go check on cat

yourmagjesty: her well-being is more important than some stupid challenge

stayinyourlane: ur only saying that so we can lose

stayinyourlane: you're not slick

yourmagjesty: damn

donutqueen: Nice try though

donutqueen: Maybe next time.

stayinyourlane: oh shutup

YourRouler: so wats going on w/ u and the feline anyway?

stayinyourlane: watcha mean?

Shocked&Upset: oh come on…is it serious or wat?

stayinyourlane: I mean…I think so

stayinyourlane: it's serious for me at least

donutqueen: Awwww

donutqueen: ARE YOU IN LOVE?!

Sassquez: UM

Sassquez: SPILL

stayinyourlane: I mean…I really like her

yourmagjesty: OH MUH GOD YALL LUCY IS IN LOVEEEEEEEE

Shocked&Upset: TIME TO GO OUT & CELEBRATE

YourRouler: um….r we reading the same thing? Cause tht def says "like"

Sassquez: nah nah nah

Sassquez: in Lucy terms that means "im deeply in love"

YourRouler: I dnt really think thts right

stayinyourlane: no they're right

stayinyourlane: im def in love

donutqueen: With Cat…to clarify

Shocked&Upset: oh good definitely needed tht clarification

Sassquez: yeah I woulda been confused otherwise

yourmagjesty: same I didn't even know who we were talking about

YourRouler: glad we have u here kara

stayinyourlane: lmfao classic

donutqueen: Choke. All of you.

YourRouler: YO

YourRouler: DIDN'T U AND CAT DATE FOR A WHILE?!

Sassquez: wait who? Kara?!

Shocked&Upset: oh yeah! I remember tht!

stayinyourlane: no they didn't date….but there was a lotta sexual tension there

stayinyourlane: I thought they were fucking for the longest!

donutqueen: I keep telling you that Cat and I had a professional relationship!

YourRouler: so u never thought about being w/ her? Like ever?

donutqueen: I mean…okay maybe once or twice

donutqueen: But come on! It's Cat Grant!

Sassquez: true

yourmagjesty: def true

Shocked&Upset: yeahhh ur right about tht

YourRouler: I feel ya puppy

stayinyourlane: proud

stayinyourlane: im not surprised tho kara

stayinyourlane: we all know u have a thing for women in power

donutqueen: Wha-What?! No I don't!

Sassquez: sis

Shocked&Upset: sweetie

donutqueen: I DON'T!

Shocked&Upset: Patrice Kindell….what kind of person was she?

donutqueen: She was a normal girl! She was the captain of the college cheerleading team!

YourRouler: mhmm mhmm and Denise Fonler?

donutqueen: …she was the class president/valedictorian in high school

yourmagjesty: uh huh and what about Monica Johnson?

donutqueen: How do you even know about her?!

donutqueen: …..She was the top law student at Harvard….

yourmagjesty: hold tf on! U went to Harvard little danvers?!

donutqueen: ….no.

Sassquez: WHYLDE

stayinyourlane: oh and we can't forget about Professor Jane!

donutqueen: I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HER!

yourmagjesty: Oh but u wanted to!

Shocked&Upset: and now Lena Luthor.

Shocked&Upset: Admit it! YOU HAVE A THING FOR WOMEN IN POWER

donutqueen: FINE! Yeah yeah yeah I do

donutqueen: Happy now?!

stayinyourlane: honestly? A little insulted tht u never tried to get w/ me

stayinyourlane: Im v powerful!

YourRouler: same!

Shocked&Upset: def same

yourmagjesty: ^^^

Sassquez: ^^^!

donutqueen: Ok…if im being honest?

donutqueen: I've definitely considered all of you at one point.

Shocked&Upset: man guess our resumes weren't strong enough guys

stayinyourlane: damnit I knew I shouldve updated it

Sassquez: shucks maybe next time

YourRouler: I guess ill have to cry myself to sleep tonight

Shocked&Upset: I can take care of u babe

YourRouler: oh fuck yea

Sassquez: ew

yourmagjesty: I miss alex

stayinyourlane: I miss cat

donutqueen: I miss Lena….

Sassquez: yall r gonna make me puke

donutqueen: I KNOW SOMETHING WE CAN DO TO DISTRACT OURSELVES!

donutqueen: Tonight we're gonna go out and find Baby V a girlfriend!

Sassquez: ew what?! No!

stayinyourlane: oh hell yeah!

yourmagjesty: ! im down for that plan!

YourRouler: time to get u laid baby sue!

Shocked&Upset: Yaaaassssssssss!

Sassquez: what if I don't want a girlfriend?

yourmagjesty: ?

Shocked&Upset: ?

stayinyourlane: tht doesn't even make any sense

YourRouler: a lesbian tht doesnt want a girlfriend?

donutqueen: Those don't exist. Every lesbian wants a girlfriend….

Sassquez: ….okay fine

donutqueen: YES! Tonight, my place, 8pm!


Brunch Buddies

Wednesday (2:31pm)

whosthatgirl: How in the world did we end up in a Denny's of all places?

whosthatgirl: I've been racking my brain and I can't remember anything.

thethirdolsen: Did you ask Pam?

whosthatgirl: She's still asleep, but she didn't remember anything earlier

TheCatGrant: If I remember correctly we were all comparing pancakes at one point right?

TheDailyLane: Oh! Right! You two went to the nearest Denny's to order pancakes!

TheDailyLane: Cat, James, & I were supposed to go to IHOP & then we were gonna meet back up at Catco.

whosthatgirl: To stuff our faces with pancakes…I remember now

thethirdolsen: my question is how did u two end up in the BATHROOM of Denny's?

whosthatgirl: Um….well I just remember Pam looking really sexy in that black dress so…

TheDailyLane: Jesus.

TheCatGrant: Of all the places to have sex.

thethirdolsen: was it worth it?

whosthatgirl: Oh hell yeah! no regrets!

TheDailyLane: Filthy.

TheCatGrant: So what are the plans for tonight?

thethirdolsen: Well I was gonna start painting my apartment, I'd be happy to have some help!

TheDailyLane: Oh my god it's been so long since I had a good home project! I'm in!

TheCatGrant: Count me in as well!

whosthatgirl: Great! What time?

thethirdolsen: well we finished up layouts early so I should be outta here by 5:30 so how about 6:45?

thethirdolsen: that'll give me time to move furniture, set up the paint, etc etc

TheCatGrant: Works for me! I'll bring Thai food.

TheDailyLane: I'll bring wine!

whosthatgirl: We'll bring ice cream!


TheKoolKids

Wednesday (5:46pm)

gunscotch: late night lab sesh?

lenaeclipse: I'll order the food!

alwayswinning: sounds good! I was working on a new piece of tech last week

alwayswinning: ill have to stop by James' & pick it up

lenaeclipse: That means you'll lose the competition.

lenaeclipse: I like that.

gunscotch: wait a minute! Im more interested in the fact tht u have a key to james' place already!

alwayswinning: firstly no I wont lose

alwayswinning: James doesn't get off work until like 7 something so he wont even be there

alwayswinning: secondly I had a key to his place before we even started dating

alwayswinning: and he has a key to mine!

lenaeclipse: Damn it.

lenaeclipse: You'll lose soon enough, and Kara and I will wipe the floor with all of you.

alwayswinning: professional help….seek it

gunscotch: amazing

gunscotch: can I come with u to james' place? He has some good alcohol

lenaeclipse: Stop by and pick me up too! I've never been to his place!

gunscotch: Let's put booby traps all around his place!

lenaeclipse: YES! I'll bring some equipment!

alwayswinning: um no we're not doing any of tht

alwayswinning: we'll go in, get my stuff, & leave

alwayswinning: is tht clear?

alwayswinning: IS THAT CLEAR?!

gunscotch: yes sir

lenaeclipse: Yes dad.

gunscotch: this just in: Winn Schott turns into a father when James Olsen is threatened with pranks. More at 11. Back to you Lena with the weather!

lenaeclipse: Thanks for that Alex. Looks like we've got some stormy clouds coming in as long as Winn keeps up that attitude. Hopefully once he gets laid we'll finally have some sunny weather!

alwayswinning: u guys r the worse


Superfrans

Wednesday (6:04pm)

spacedad: I would like to put the challenge on pause to announce that Winn and James have been disqualified from the challenge. You have 10 minutes to discuss.

gunscotch: ITS TRUE! ITS TRUE! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TEXT YOU DAD!

TheCatGrant: Details. Now!

donutqueen: Oh hell yeah!

Whoyagonnakal: WHAT THE HELL?! I WAS COUNTING ON YOU TWO!

stayinyourlane: how did this happen?!

lenaeclipse: Alex and I would be HAPPY to tell you!

lenaeclipse: So Alex, Winn, & I planned to have a late night session in the lab tonight but Winn had to stop by James' apartment to pick up one of this tech projects he had been working on

gunscotch: and winn knows tht James usually gets off work at around 7 or 7:30. So there was no chance of us running into him at his place

lenaeclipse: What he DIDN'T know, was that James got off early today and would be at home by the time we got there

gunscotch: so Winn opens the door & there James is…shirtless and moving furniture

lenaeclipse: They made eye contact and then RAN TOWARDS EACH OTHER

gunscotch: WINN LITERALLY JUMPED AND WRAPPED HIS SMALL BODY AROUND JAMES

lenaeclipse: It was magnificent!

TheCatGrant: Incredible! I can't believe I missed it!

donutqueen: I knew those two wouldn't last

yourmagjesty: classic new couple. Cant keep their hands off of each other smh

Whoyagonnakal: I cant believe this!

Whoyagonnakal: ITS ONLY THE SECOND DAY!

TheDailyLane: I mean…to be fair, I told you they wouldn't last, babe.

alwayswinning: NO REGRETS!

thethirdolsen: NONE WHATSOEVER!

alwayswinning: HAVE FUN LIVING YOUR SEXLESS LIVES FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK!

yourmagjesty: absolutely amazing

spacedad: I must say I am disappointed in you two. I expected you two to be the most mature out of the rest of them. I guess I thought wrong.

yourmagjesty: offended

lenaeclipse: Same.

TheCatGrant: Indeed.

TheCatGrant: Wait, James are we still on for painting your apartment?

alwayswinning: give us about 30 minutes

donutqueen: ew

thethirdolsen: …actually give us an hour

gunscotch: EW

spacedad: The challenged is now back in play. Three more couples left. May the best couple win.

TheCatGrant: We will.

yourmagjesty: oh we def will!

lenaeclipse: You bet your ass we will!

donutqueen: Oh you bet we fucking will!

stayinyourlane: Don't worry we will!

gunscotch: you already know we will!

spacedad: Sigh.


A/N: One couple down, Three more to go!

Looks like Vasquez will be getting a girlfriend soon! Who do you want it to be?!

I'm considering adding Psi & Irma...but I haven't quite made up my mind yet. Help convince me?

Love reading you guys' comments! They keep me motivated! Dont be afraid to send me prompts and feedback! Love ya!

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