Hey hey hey! I am back with chapter 13! This chapter I guess is kinda like the filler. Chapter 12 was probably my favourite chapter out of the whole story so far. I like totally love Chlynn don't you? I'm having this strange obsession with Davis Cleveland. He's my new celebrity crush. I am one year older than him. He's 11. Woohoo! I love boys with baby faces. I'm getting off topic ain't I? For some reason I kinda ship Flocky. I don't really know why. That's the weirdest couple I have ever shipped, Flocky.
I haven't really done much shoutouts in the last couple of chapters and I also haven't done that weird disclaimer thing. So I will do the disclaimer thing now and then the shoutouts at the bottom.
Shelly's Super Awesome Disclaimer
Chloe: C'mon Flynn let's get the plan under way.
Flynn: I'm too tired. Let's just play video games.
Chloe: Flynn. We are going to get the plan under action, kay?
Flynn: Ow ow ow ow ow! Okay okay let go of my ear.
Shelly: Hey guys! What are you two up to?
Chloe: Planning on getting Jack and Kim together.
Shelly: Okay. But Flynn do the disclaimer first.
Flynn: Why can't you do it?
Shelly: Because I said so!
Flynn: Ow! First my girlfriend then you, why is the world out to get me?
Disclaimer: Shelly doesn't own us blah blah blah. Happy?
Shelly: Decent enough.
Kim: Hey guys! Watcha doin?
Flynn: Don't rip off Isabella off Phineas and Ferb!
Kim: I can if I want to.
Flynn: No you can't she is awesome.
Kim: That's it!
Flynn: *voice gets high pitched* Why is everything purple? Going down. Going down!
Rocky: What is going on here?
Shelly: Torturing Flynn.
Chloe: Kim kicked Flynn in the balls.
Rocky: Okay. Do you think you could GET ON WITH THE STORY FIRST!
Shelly: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Chloe: Tell me about it. She's been groaning all day about how much she missed her sweet little Log-AH!
Flynn: Yay! I'm not the only one being tortured.
*phone rings and Shelly picks it up*
Logan/Jack/Gunther/Tinka/Ty/Jerry/Rudy/Milton/Geor gia/Jeremy/Rocky's mum/Rocky's dad yell through the line: GET ON WITH THE STORY!
Shelly: Okay. Sheesh. It's like everyone is having their PMS. Well Flynn, Chloe and I are still to young to have that so yeah. Onto the story.
Chapter 13
Kim POV
I woke up from my nap and noticed that I was asleep on Jack. My head was on his shoulder and he had his arms around me. It felt so comfortable. I then noticed the sound of cameras clicking. I turn around and everyone on the bus is taking a picture of us.
Me: What are you guys doing?!
Tinka: I'm doing what Gunther is doing.
Gunther: Well I'm doing what Cece is doing
Cece: I'm doing what Deuce is doing.
Deuce: I'm hiding from Dina she's out to kill me.
Cece: Then I am doing whatever Dina is doing.
Dina: I'm looking for Deuce so I could kill him.
Cece: Okay I am doing what Flynn is doing.
Flynn: I'm trying to hug Chloe.
Cece: Then I'm doing what Chloe is doing.
Chloe: Hurting Flynn?
Cece: AHHH! I am doing what Logan is doing.
Logan: I'm doing what Rocky is doing.
Cece: Finally!
Me: So Rocky what are you doing?
Rocky rubbed her hands together in a circular motion and gave an evil laugh. (A bit like in Switch it up when she is planning on killing Ty.)
Rocky: I am getting black mail material. Mwahahahaha Mwahahahahaha Mwahaha... Why are you guys looking at me like that?
Me: And what exactly is blackmail material?
Rocky: You still haven't noticed the position you are in?
I looked down to remember that I was sleeping on Jack and he was hugging me. I quickly sprung up. Waking Jack up.
Me: You are deleting that photo!
Rocky: But I am not. Mwahahaha!
Logan: Do you think you could you know, stop rubbing your hands evilly. It's creeping me out.
Rocky: Do you want to sit next to Cece?
Logan: No.
Rocky: Then shut it!
Logan: Okay mummy.
Jack: Where's Jerry, Eli, Ty and Rocky's parents?
Deuce: Bathroom break.
Rocky:Knowing my family, dad is probably going to get distracted by some nature thing, mum is going to get creeped out by some weird animal and Ty might find some really "hot" girl so we are probably going to be here for about 15 to 30 minutes?
Logan: Knowing Eli she probably found some "hot" guy and is busy flirting as well.
Jack: And knowing Jerry he's probably... I don't know. But he will take a long time as well. Probably going to walk into a tree and have a concussion who knows?
Everyone except for Kim stared at him in disbelief.
Me: What? He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Everyone's mouth made an O shape except for Cece. She still looked confused.
Cece: I don't get it.
Everyone: ...
Gunther: Vhile ve are vaiting, who vants to have a game of tamaruth or darararare?
Chloe: What the fuck is that shit?
Rocky: Language Flow.
Chloe: What? You aren't any better.
Rocky: ... well played missy.
Tinka: What Gunther means is, who wants to play truth or dare?
Gunther: Sorry I just came back from the Old Country.
Everyone chorused an approval.
Dina: Yeah sure Deucie let's play truth or dare with them.
Deuce: Okay baby but as long as you don't kill me.
Dina: Why would I kill you sweetie?
Deuce: Did you hear what you just said?
Dina: Right. There many reasons as to why I would kill you. But still, I won't kill you when we play truth or dare.
Deuce: Sounds good to me.
Flynn: Who wants to go first?
Rocky: Wait before we go on, let's make up some rules.
Logan: I agree.
Rocky: All the dares have to be done in this car. We aren't allowed to get out. And someone always has to keep watch to see whether mum or dad are coming because it would be awkward if they walked in and we are kissing.
Chloe: Good point.
Me: And if you don't do your dare, tonight when we get to the campsite, you have to walk around naked for ten minutes when Rocky's parents are asleep. Agreed?
Jack: I really don't think that's a good idea.
Logan: Me too twin brother.
Gunther: I agree wiv long hair.
Deuce: Yupppp. Same here.
Flynn: I hate taking my clothes off before taking a shower let alone doing that!
Me: You are either doing the dare or that is your punishment! That is final!
All the boys: Okay mummy.
Me: So who wants to start?
Chloe POV
After two dares I got an idea. I whispered my idea to Flynn.
Me: Hey Flynn I have an idea.
Flynn: What?
Me: Let's get a couple together.
Flynn: Whatever floats your boat.
Me: Who should we do?
Flynn: Well I'm really tired of Cece complaining about how much she likes Gunther so what about them?
Me: Good idea. Should we get anyone else in the plan.
Flynn: What about Jack, Kim, Logan and Rocky?
Me: Great idea! And we can make a couple out of those four in the process.
Flynn: Ew not a foursome!
Me: You know you are an idiot right?
Flynn: That's why you love me.
I rolled my eyes and kissed him on the cheek.
Rocky: Hey! You two! No PDA!
Me: But we're playing Truth or Dare someone is bound to kiss the other.
Rocky: PDA stands for PERSONAL display of Affection and let's say I had to kiss... I don't Deuce.
Dina and Deuce looked at her in horror.
Rocky: It's only an example...You'll see why. So if I did kiss him I won't be giving him any affection at all because that would just be horrible. Let alone making a Personal Display of Affection.
Flynn: But what about if Cece had to kiss Gunther?
Cece/Gunther: What?
Me: Or if Jack had to kiss Kim?
Kim: You little...
Jack: Calm down Kimmy...
Kim: I would've but you just called me Kimmy!
Jack: Sorry I'm sorry please don't hurt me!
Kim: Awww... You're my best friend, I would never hurt you Jackie...
Jack: This means war! Noone calls me Jackie and gets away with it!
Kim: And noone calls me Kim and gets away with it!
They both huffed and crossed their arms.
Rocky: You're right Chloe. That would be PDA if they were to kiss the other.
Jack/Kim/Cece/Gunther: WHAT?!
Rocky: FAIL!
Logan: Yeah, we got you. That's right we all know who you like.'
Me: Oh you know who else would be showing PDA as well?
Flynn: Deuce and Dina?
Me: Yeah I guess, I forgot about them.
Kim: You and Flynn?
Me: I guess but if Rocky had to kiss Logan or Logan had to kiss Rocky that would be PDA right?
Rocky: I hope we are sharing cabins tonight so I could strangle you to death!
Logan: Rocky I kinda agree with Chloe.
Rocky: You're lucky my brother isn't here because then he'd kill you.
Cece: But I'm here...
Logan: Shit...
Jack: You're in trouble twin brother.
Tinka: Vhile everyone is fighting I get to sit here and watch because you ain't got nothin on me! There's no boys left on this van.
Just then Ty walked in and me and Flynn started laughing. Jack and Kim saw him as well and they started laughing. Rocky and Logan joined in after that and soon enough the whole van was cracking up laughing.
Tinka: Vhat's so funny?
She turned around and saw Ty standing by the door with this confused expression on his face.
Tinka: Oh...
~Line Break~
Rocky POV
Finally! We arrived at the campsite. There are 2 cabins that could fit 4 people and then 1 cabin that could fit 6. Mum and dad were staying in a cabin for 2. We were going to pick our groups but then dad got an idea that we put ropes under a blanket, we all grab an end and the people who grabbed the same ropes get to choose 2 other pairs to bunk with them. thought I thought it was stupid and everyone didn't want to do it but dad and mum insisted. So we all agreed. I sighed. I was really hoping I could bunk with Cece, Jack and Kim. That would be really fun. Cece and I could try and get Jack and Kim together. Everyone, except for mum and, reluctantly picked a rope. After everyone picked an end, dad pulled the blanket off.
Dina: Yay! Deucie! We are sharing a cabin together!
Ty: I don't think it would be a good idea for you two to be in a cabin together. ALONE!
Tinka: Don't worry Ty. You and I are sharing a cabin with them anyway so we could watch them.
Tinka, Deuce, Ty and Dina all got a rope with a red tag on it.
Cece: I'm with you Gunther. Oh the joy.
Gunther: Aren't you happy we are sharing a bunk together?
Cece: No
Gunther: I thought you had a crush on me?
Cece: I do.
Gunther: Really?
Cece: Yeah!
Gunther: Awesome!
Cece: On opposite day of course!
Gunther: You're joking.
Cece: Does it look like it glitter boy?
Gunther: Never make fun of my glitter!
Cece: I just did.
Jerry: Yo! Settle down people. Ayiyi. All of you people argue more than my grandparents. And they argue a lot! Nothing about that is swag. Particularly when they are fighting over who gets which side of the bed.
Jack and Kim stared at him in shocked.
Kim: Did Jerry just...
Jack: How did he...
Kim: When did he...
Jack: Why did he...
Kim: No way!
Jack: Yes way!
Flynn: What the hell are you talking about?
Chloe: Language Flynn.
Kim: Jerry used a word that I wasn't even sure was in his vocabulary.
Jack: Particularly. I never heard you say that one before Jerry. When did you learn it?
Jerry: Eli taught me that word. Hey Eli who are you sharing your cabin with?
Eli tugged at the rope she was holding. It turned out she had the rope that he was holding.
Jerry: Whoo! I'm sharing a cabin with Eli! That is so swag! But not as much as me.
Logan: Rocky has way more swag than you.
Jerry: Uh uh! You know what people call me back at Seaford?
Kim: A spineless worm? (A/N shoutout to whoever knows where that is from.)
Jack: Dumbo?
Jerry: No. They call me the "swag master."
Kim: Noone calls you that Jerry. It's just you.
Logan: Yeah? Well Rocky's nickname is Z-Swag (A/N Get it?)
Jack: Why is it Z-Swag? You don't even have a Z in your name.
Me: My middle name starts with a Z. And Z-swag sounds better than R-Swag.
Kim: What's your middle name?
Me: I have two. Oprah and Zendaya. (A/N I just had to do that :P)
Kim: Raquel Oprah Zendaya Blue. I like it. It sounds cool.
Cece: Anyway! Who are you sharing your cabin with Rocky?
I look down at the person holding the other end of the rope. It was Kim.
Me: Umm. Kim.
Everyone saw their partners. Me and Kim, Cece and Gunther, Jack and Logan, Ty and Tinka, Deuce and Dina, Chloe and Flynn and Jerry and Eli. Everyone seemed to be with who they wanted to be with how weird. So then we got to partner up with other people.
Me: Cece! You're bunking with us!
Cece: Yay!
Kim: Jack and Logan you could join us.
Cece: I don't want to share a cabin with that...
Gunther: You're going to have to put up with it, Baybee!
Jack: What...
Logan: the...
Kim: Fuck?
Cece: You get used to it.
So the cabins went: mum and dad in cabin 1. Me, Kim, Cece, Gunther, Jack and Logan in Cabin 2, Ty, Tinka, Deuce and Dina in cabin 3 and Chloe, Flynn Jerry and Eli in cabin 4.
Everybody started to scatter and go to their cabins.
Jerry: Hey guys! Check it out! I found a ground hog.
Jack: Jerry that's a porcupine. I wouldn't get to close if I were you.
Jerry: Relax Jack. I know the difference between a ground hog and a porcupine.
I opened my mouth to say something but Jack shook his head.
Jack: There's no point.
I shrugged.
Jerry: Hey there little cutie. You're so cute. Yes you are. Yes you are. Who's a cutie? You're a cutie. Yes you are. Yes you...
We all stood there trying not to burst out laughing. The porcupine ejected his spikes and Jerry's face was covered in it. Jerry slowly stood up.
Jerry: This dumb ground hog thinks he's a porcupine. Now will you excuse me. I need to go over there.
Jerry walked over to some trees and screamed.
Jack: That is what Jerry calls, a Columbian war chant.
I sighed watching Jerry run around trying to get the spikes out of his face. He ran into a tree and fell down, lying there on his back. Jack, Eli, mum and dad rushed to him. I just stood there staring at them. I laughed. This is going to be a fun trip.
So this chapter is basically a filler. Hoped you like it. Now for shout outs:
NoneOfYourBussni: Yeah I love them too! They are my favourite couple. Chlynn forever! Chloe is kinda based on me... 0_0
Purplekatz402: 5/25/13-No August 6 is not my birthday but good guess. I'll give you another hint. This person is on Kickin it. That is so cool! You are in chocolate town! I so wish I could go there but I live in Australia so... Anyway I feel like eating chocolate right now. Would you excuse me for a second? *runs to the pantry and gets some peanut butter and chocolate sauce* Time to mix them together and eat it!
5/28/13-No! Davis Cleaveland is mine! Are you like 11 or something?
Meek77: Yuppppp. It was a pretty cute moment. I was reading the story over and I saw it only had Rogan and Chlynn so I decided to give them a bit of a break and put other people.
xxxShiningStar23xxx: Yeah I know! Me too! We will do it together. Let's have a fundraiser to save up money so we could both travel to America. I'm glad I could help you get over it a bit. I still haven't though. I'm at school and I am always watching her dances. I would compare her dances with Kellie. I showed her dances to my friends who doesn't give a fuck about disney because she's too into Pokemon and stuff and even she started complaining about how Z-Swag should've won and not the girl-who-shall-not- be-named-who-won-the-DWTS-which-should-have-been-Z endaya. :)
Rocky9870: Awwww. I know I cried as well while I was writing it. LMAO. But I have things in store for you guys. It will all come through in the end don't worry.
Song of the day: Say You're Just a Friend by Austin Mahone. I don't really like him but this song is super fan-reaking awesome!
Thingymabob of the day: FLOCKY!
Question of the day: Which couple do you like better one ANT Farm, Folive or Flyna? IDK that's the first thing I thought when I woke up this morning literally. I had a dream and Fletcher like Chyna, but then Chyna suddenly and magically turned into Olive for some reason and Fletcher started liking her. So who is better, Folive (Fletcher and Olive) or Flyna (Fletcher and Chyna)?
-Shelly
P.S. Don't Forget to Smile ;)
Z-SWAGGER AND BELLARINA FOREVER!
And don't forger directioner. Oh yeah that too. Hmmmm. I feel like writing a lemon. But this laptop was given to me by my school and they can see every single thing I do on it. So maybe not. That would just be awkward.
Byyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee