A/N

Starlll: Alright, sorry if it took me a while to write this chapter- I've been working on my other Fanfic, Sci-Phy.

Phy: It's pretty good, if you ask me.

Mudd: You're just saying that because you're the main character.

Phy: His Name is Mudd2 is bad.

Mudd: No it isn't!

Phy: Is to!

Mudd: Is not!

Phy: Is to!

Mudd: Is not!

Phy: Is to!

Mudd: Is not!

Phy: (Tricking him) Is not!

Mudd: See? We finally agree.

Phy: But- you- and the...

Mudd: Did you really think I would fall for that?

Phy: Fine. I agree that it is a bad story.

Mudd: Yes it is- wait! But... I hate you, kid.

Phy: I know, I'm dead... but it was totally worth it.

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His Name is Mudd2 Recap:

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Note: I'm making this because there are a couple things that I want to put an emphasis on.

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Starlll: This recap is hosted by me, and good old Mudd the first.

Camera man: A-hem.

Starlll: (Annoyed) And Chip, the camera man.

Mudd: (Wearing a tux) This is for all the red-head woman on horse farms/ranches.

Starlll: Mudd.

Mudd: Sorry.

Chip: Does anyone have some food?

Starlll: Shut it. Now, the fiction is about a war between the Gorons and the Zora-

Mudd: No, duh.

Starlll: Will you be quiet?

Mudd: No.

Starlll: I figured. So the story starts off with a big bang-,

Chip: (Musically) It's the Big Bang theory!

Starlll: Anyway, Hero, the fat idiot, was bit by a werewolf.

Hero: That's a lie: I'm not fat.

Starlll: Go away! So, on a mission, he meets an imp- or Twilight- named Midna.

Mudd: Then, Mudd (The second) has to leave on a trip to deliver a sword and shield to the Royal Family in Castle town. He was ambushed by the Gorons, though, and never really got around to completing the delivery.

Starlll: When Mudd joined The Zora side of the army, he also met and became good friends with an acquaintance of his father. Rutabaga.

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Mudd gave a rare smile. "Fine, I accept."
"Good. My name is Rutabaga, top level archer."

"My name is Mudd."

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Mudd: Then, a strange angel named 'Uiod' seems to appear out of nowhere and saves Mudd from General Connors, a high-ranking Goron General.

Starlll: Though, nobody aside from Midna knows his real name:

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"Kolak-" Uiod took his hands off his throat, which didn't have any damage on it, and clamped them over Midna's mouth.

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Starlll: Uiod also seems to know the Goddesses, but that is just from implication, and I usually just imply things that I don't mean.

Mudd: Like me dieing?

Starlll: Buddy, you could get thrown off a cliff, down eight flights of stairs, stabbed over and over again, and sucked into a hurricane- and you would still be alive, you roach.

Mudd: Anyway, on one of his missions, Hero gets the assistance of the light spirits 'Eldin' and 'Faron' for help.

Starlll: It's just left at that, really, but in the far, far, far later chapters, they'll come back.

Mudd: Life goes on pretty well, then it is turned upside down when Rutabaga loses his memory on a mission, right before telling Mudd a grave secret about his father.

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"Mudd... in case I don't make it out alive... there's something you should know about your father." Mudd was slightly startled by the change of subject. Rutabaga hadn't brought up Mudd the first since they first met. "You see... when he died, he said something-"

(Two soldiers drag him away)

(Two weeks later)

"Rut?!" He yelled as he ran into the room. Rutabaga had white bandages around the back of his head. "Dear Din, thank the Goddesses that you're alright! Don't you know not to climb into ice boxes? Those things are deathtraps!"

Rutabaga stared at him blankly and said:

"Can I ask you something?"
"Yeah, anything!"

"Who the heck are you?"

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Starlll: Then, Ruto, the queen of the Daein Zora, found out about Rutabaga's memory loss and for reasons we haven't been told yet, leaves to find him- and has an argument with Mido, the second biggest brat in the game.

Mudd: Then, later, Uiod (Who gets a break from guarding Mudd for three hours every other full moon) breaks into Link's house and tortures him for information.

Starlll: Then Uiod goes to Midna because he has to talk to Hero- which is impossible because either Uiod will be protecting Mudd, or Hero will be a wolf. We are once again never actually told WHY he needs to do either of the two, but he seems to need to do them all the same.

Mudd: Then a new General comes- General BTM- and comes up with a plan to take over a Goron base.
Starlll: The mission turns out to be a failure, and the Zora run for their lives. Mudd gets captured and has to break out- on his way back to the base, Mudd gets ambushed by Gorons.

Starlll: You expect him to be saved by Rut or Uiod- but then the story takes an unexpected turn and Mudd, who a presumed dead, comes back from the grave and saves him, later explaining that he faked his death.

Mudd: Then I tell my so to do something that turns the world upsidedown.

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"Listen, Son, I need you to do something for me." He said as he watched a dust cloud storm towards him. "I need you to do something that only my son could do." The dust cloud turned out to be a horse (Arrow), and Muddll was climbing onto him. "I need you to succeed where I failed.

'I need you to end this Hell of a war.

'I need you to have someone Help you. Someone who's fast, someone who's a good fighter. Someone who can keep coming back. Someone who's smart... Someone who you can trust."
And Mudd the first left.

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Starlll: So this means that Mudd and Hero are probably going to team up and try to end the war- along with a few others... and a fire Emblem crossover.

Mudd: and one last thing: In the second chapter, Silicon had his moment stolen by LostWonder (who hasn't reviewed in a century), so now he is working his way to her house to take care of her if you catch my drift.

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Meanwhile, with Silicon:

Silicon: (In LostWonder's house) (Hears a noise) What was that!?

Stabby Larry: I think it's a burglar!

Brian: I know what to do. (Flies over to the shadows, near the thief.)

??: (To the thief) Jesus is watching you.

Thief: What?! (Turns around, but doesn't see anyone.)

??: Jesus is watching you.

Thief: What was that!? (Sees Brian) Oh.

Brian: (Lying) I'm a parrot.

Thief: Okay... what's you're name?

Brian: (Lying) Moses.

Thief: Who names their parrot 'Moses'?

Brian: (Lying) Probably the same person who names their Rottwhiler 'Jesus'.

Thief: I have no regrets. (Runs away screaming, tricking all of the alarm systems.