Deidara: wow aint this story old, and the dumb shit author hasnt updated it or finished, what a bitch!
Sasori: dumb brat, shes in college and wants to say shes-
Author: OH MY GAWSH GUYS SO SORRY IM ALIVE AND I AM GOING TO WORK ON THIS ASAP JUST LET ME FINISH THIS COLLEGE SEMESTER PLZ IM SO HUNGRY AND SOZZYYYYY!
Sasori: youre way too dramatic
The end.