Ch. 14: Everybody's weird!

Lol, that title pretty much says it all. Then again, everyone was weird anyway. Before I start, I have one thing to say…er…type…you get the idea.

Gforce member45: Okay…your ideas are too general. No offense, but I can't seem to find a way to use them because you don't give me enough build up for it. Then, I have to come up with stuff to build up for it and rearrange my ideas, it's too troublesome. Sorry.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. So you can't sue me now so ha.

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"Alright, next person!" said Tsunade.

"Uhh…let's see…Hinata's gone so…" Ino said. Hinata walked into the room.

"No, I got time. The ramen won't be ready for a while," Hinata said as she sat down. She spun the bottle and it landed on Barney the Dinosaur! "Oh great, him again." Barney turned toward Kiba.

"Hello, Kiba…" he said in a deathly tone. "Your time has come." He grabbed him and a blue light surrounded them, teleporting them out of the room.

"Hm. Okay." Tenten said. "Spin again."

"What? You don't care about Kiba?" asked Iruka. She shook her head no. "Does anyone here care?" he asked. They all looked at each other and shook their heads. "Man, that's a shame."

"He's fine," Tsunade said as she turned on the TV.

"Whatever," Hinata said as she spun the bottle again. And it landed on…Han Solo? "Alright, what the hell!" Hinata screamed.

"Shhh…" Han whispered. "I'm being-" he was cut off when Darth Vader teleported into the room. "Time to die, Solo," Vader said. "Never!" Han yelled back. He pressed some buttons on his wrist and opened a swirling blue portal and jumped through. "You won't get away that easy." Vader said as he walked through the portal and it closed.

"Man, this is getting weird," Shizune said. "Do you always have this much fun at parties, Tsunade?"

"Oh YEAH! That's why I never have parties. Ha, forgot," she said as she kept flipping channels and started to munch on a slice of pizza. She choked on her pizza. "Guys! Look at this!" Everyone came to the couch and looked to the TV to see Barney jumping around a very ticked off Kiba just standing there with his head down. "Ha ha! What a moron!"

On the television…

"I'm not dancing!" Kiba screamed. He pulled out a kunai and launched it at Barney's throat. Direct hit! Barney's next gushed from the blood loss and he fell over in a bloody puddle of…blood. "Take that, jerk." Suddenly, Barney's spirit emerged from his body and flew around the room, screaming about love puppies. "Dumb dinosaur. Can someone get me out of here please?"

"Mwa ha ha ha ha ha," the spirit laughed. "Foolish dog-like human, you cannot leave until the end of the marathon…"

"MARATHON!?" Kiba screamed. "How long's the marathon?"

"About a week or so," the spirit replied. And with that, Kiba fainted.

Back at the house…

"I can't believe it," Shino said.

"Tell me about it," Neji replied. "Who'd run a week long Barney marathon anyway? The guys at the TV station must've been put up to it or something."

"No! Not that! The fact that Barney just rose from the dead," Shino yelled. "Weren't you paying attention?"

"Maybe," he replied.

"Whatever, let's get back to the game and HOPE nothing comes up," Hinata said. The genin went back to their spots and Hinata spun the bottle again. And it landed on…Tenten! "Tenten, hurry, before anything else goes wrong, truth or dare?"

"Think I'll go with truth," she replied.

"Fine..." Hinata thought to herself and sighed. "Alright, I need some laughs. What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?"

"Yay, Hinata's being nice!" she thought to herself. "Well, there is one joke I know but it's kinda bad in a sense."

"Just tell it," Neji said coldly.

"Alright," she replied. "So, there's this baby who was born in a hospital weighing 10 pounds. The thing is, his body weighs 5 pounds and his balls weighs 5 pounds. So-" Ino cut her off.

"Eww! That must be gross!" Ino cried.

"Where do you keep coming from!" Sasuke replied.

"I was here, genius," she replied sarcastically.

"Oh…yeah, right," he replied, embarrassed.

"Anyway," Tenten interrupted. "So the doctors and nurses try everything they can to try and fix the problem but they come up with nothing. So one of the doctors says, 'I say we put him in a mental institute.' The nurses look funny at him and say, 'Why? He's fine!'. The Doctor looks back to the baby and says, 'Well, can't you see? He's half nuts!'" Everyone except Ino was rolling on the floor laughing at the joke.

"Well, if you ask me, that was disgusting," Ino said as she crossed her arms. Sasuke got up from laughing and replied, "Well, nobody asked you, Ino-pig." Sasuke and Sakura laughed and laughed at that comment. Ding!

"Oh, ramen's ready!" Hinata said as she skipped into the kitchen. She grabbed a bowl from the cupboard and served herself some. She walked back into the living room and said, "You sure you don't want any?" Everyone shook their heads no. "Alright, suit yourself." She turned around and skipped into where Naruto was tied to the bead, yelling, "Oooohhh, Naruuutooo-kuuuunnnnn!"

"That is one awesome bug, Shino," Kiba said. Wait, Kiba?

"Kiba? When did you get back?" asked Shino.

"That dumb dinosaur can't hold me forever," he said. Akamaru approached him and barked violently at 'Kiba'. 'Kiba' hissed at Akamaru, sending the dog running and hiding under the couch. Shino immediately caught on and attacked 'Kiba'. He punched him square in the face, knocking him at the wall and putting a big gaping hole in the wall. Then he tied him to a chair and took of 'Kiba's' mask to revile Barney!

"Do you ever quit?" asked Tsunade.

"Never…" Barney whispered as he disappeared into thin air.

"Dang! He got away again," Tsunade said. "Shino, did you have to punch so hard?"

"I didn't punch that hard," he replied. Suddenly, a man in an all green armored outfit walked past the whole in the wall. He was being followed by a guy in the same red armor and a large bazooka-like gun in his hands.

"Oh my god," Lee said. "Isn't that the guy from Halo?"

"Uhh…alright, I'll go with that," Chouji said.

"Hold on, I'll be right back," Lee said as he jumped out the hole in the wall. He pulled out a helmet from his back pocket and put it on, causing his body to change into green armor. He then pulled out a large electric gun out of nowhere and started blasting electrical bolts in the direction of the red guy. He then threw a large red grenade at the area, 'cause a huge explosion and some blood to squirt past. He stepped back inside and took of his helmet, saying, "Enemy terminated."

"…" came everyone's response. "What?" Lee said. "I didn't tell you I was a certified virtual Halo player?" They slowly shook their heads. "Heh, ummm…well…this is awkward," he replied back.

"Man, you have weird partied, Tsunade," Iruka said.

"You think this is bad," she replied back. "Wait until there's an actual holiday."

"Well then," said Sakura. "Tenten, it's your turn again."

"Yeah, you guys go play, we'll fix the wall," Tsunade said sarcastically.

"Okay!" everyone exclaimed as they walked back to their seats.

"I was being sarcastic!" she said as she approached the wall.

"Hey, it's your wall, not my problem," Sasuke said. He turned to Sakura. "Hey Haruno."

"Yeah, Uchiha," she responded.

"I hate your guts," he said coldly.

"I hate yours too," she replied just as cold.

"You want to go out tomorrow," he asked.

"Sure, whatever," she said coolly. Inside her mind, Sakura and Inner Sakura were going crazy about Sasuke asking her out, but the outside showed no emotion what-so-ever.

"Well, that was special," Tenten said.

"Whatever," Sasuke and Sakura responded at the same time.

"Okay, my turn." Tenten replied. She spun the bottle and it landed on…

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End. Sorry, I wanted to get this in before bedtime. That, and I ran outta ideas. :D Read and review plz! Oh, and Gforce member45, I would've made that longer, but…you know, I wanted to save it for another time…