You still do that?
Rory awoke to a sudden sound in their kitchen. He looked over, saw that Amy was still asleep and listened. There was definitely someone downstairs, in their kitchen and by the sounds of it they were making a sandwich.
He slowly crept downstairs, one hand holding his sword steady as he approached the half-open door.
"River?" he stopped in the doorway, quickly hiding his sword as his daughter turned around clutching the butter. "What are you doing?" he asked, noticing her wide eyes, "Are you drunk?"
River's lower lip quivered and Rory soon found his arms full of a sobbing River Song.
"I'm sorry daddy, please don't tell mother."
He awkwardly patted her back (his sword having been knocked to the floor when River tackled him)
"I won't, just tell me what's wrong." He led River to the table and sat opposite, still with one hand clutched in hers.
"I was out and there were some guys that thought it would be a good plan to flirt with me. The Doctor wasn't best pleased and shooed them off but then he had to go and save the planet from the rampaging Sponge Cake monster," she broke off into another crying fit and Rory was reminded of the many times he and Amy had comforted Mels when she'd been drunk.
"I was hungry and I didn't want to go back to Stormcage just yet. So I thought I'd come here but you and mum were asleep so I let myself in."
Rory sighed, "River, you know you're welcome here whenever you want, but please for the love of god stop breaking in and raiding our fridge when you're drunk."