1 Piece Luffy's mom AU

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

"What is the meaning of this Amande?" Big Mom demanded as Perospero finally caught his sister in some candy just before she could behead the man that had propositioned her baby brother.

"I'm protecting Lu-chan." Amande said unashamed of her actions as she tensed her muscles and easily broke free of the candy on her arms although her legs were still bound.

"Luffy? Explain." Big Mom said her voice darkening as her face hardened.

"Explain what?" Luffy asked popping up on Smoothie's shoulder as the female sweet commander walked over to see what was going on. It wasn't every day that Amande made a scene at one of their mothers parties after all, much less be in such a rage that it took Perospero, Daifuku and Compote to hold her down for more than a minute.

"Oh it's that guy that was saying weird stuff. Did you find out what he meant Nami?" Luffy asked seeing his navigator being picked up in one of Oven's hands with her baton held in his other.

"Yes I did. Me and Amande-san were taking care of it Luffy, but you should tell the others what he said." Nami said looking up at her captain who blinked for a second.

"About him saying that since I'm rubber I can take two or more easily and that he would pay me handsomely for my time?" Luffy asked making his mom and siblings pause for a moment as their eyes focused on the man that Amande had been about to kill. He was missing a few fingers from when Amande nearly dissected him across the waist but he had clumsily dodged most of it.

His friends had been struck with some small blasts of lightning and one was blown off of the roof by a small hurricane before Nami's Clima-tact was taken from her.

"Tell em the ressst." Amande hissed out, her eyes a golden color with a reptilian slit to them.

"About how he and his friends wanted to show me a good time and take turns with me?" Luffy asked looking confused and making all of his siblings still.

"Is that so~? You were thinking about him in such a way?" Smoothie asked her voice deliberately light as she stared at the man who was trying to staunch the bleeding of his stumps. Smoothie was towering over him now as she absorbed some of the liquid in the air without meaning too.

"Kids cute and will make a killing on the streets, especially with his stretching ability." The man said obviously not realizing the position he was in as he tried to stop the bleeding.

"Luffy? Why don't we go sit and eat some cake together? Leave Smoothie and the others to deal with this man and his 'offer'?" Big Mom asked looking at her son who leapt over towards her and was caught effortlessly in one hand.

"Okay! I still don't get what I'd take two or more of or why he likes my rubber powers so much so it's a mystery! Food!" Luffy said with a grin as he was cradled in his mothers' palm like an injured bird.

"That's right it's a mystery and the others will deal with it while we go eat." Big Mom said smiling fondly down at the small boy who grinned up at her.

"Take care of the trash." Big Mom ordered her older kids who all gave vicious or bloodthirsty smiles at this as they surrounded the man and his friends.

"What's so important about that brat? So what he has a good sized bounty? I don't see why you all care so much!" The man who first propositioned Luffy said looking a bit confused and shocked by how most of the older Charlotte's were surrounding him and each seemed to be pissed.

"That boy you propositioned?" Oven asked as he cracked his knuckles, letting Nami go and handing her back her clima-tact before his fists began to heat up.

"That's our baby brother." Smoothie said looming over him… and you could see that he understood his situation by just how pale he went. That or the 'oh shit' expression on his face.

"Wow they really don't like him huh?" Luffy asked looking innocently confused as he enjoyed a piece of ham that his mother handed him, her letting him sit in the brim of her hat as they ate together.

"Mamamama. No they do not. Don't worry yourself over it however." Big Mom said with a laugh as she glanced up at her son before focusing on the pastry in her hand.

"Okay." Luffy agreed with a shrug as he finished off the meat quickly, finishing off the rest of the food that she had placed up there on a plate for him in record time. Luffy gave a small yawn at the slight swaying motion of the hat and the sounds of violence in the background while somewhere to the far right Brook had strummed up a song on his guitar. Curling up in the brim of his mothers hat Luffy drifted off to take a nap since there was no threat to his nakama or family.

"He fell asleep mama." Napoleon tried to whisper to the Yonko who glanced up slightly before smiling softly and a bit sad. She didn't remember the last time one of her children felt safe enough around her to fall asleep near her, much less were small enough and felt safe enough to sleep in her hat.

"Let him rest. Brulee, Amande, and Smoothie say he has nightmares a lot." Big Mom whispered back to her hat who gave an agreeing hum that sent vibrations through Luffy's body a lot like a purr.

The only reason that those three knew was because Brulee was a mild insomniac who checked on her siblings through the mirrors when she couldn't sleep, Brulee had alerted Amande to the nightmares and how Luffy wouldn't be able to sleep on his own again after one. Amande had immediately gone to her little brother and curled around him, declaring a small sleepover which Brulee had fetched Smoothie for. The three of them were the favorite three sisters of their siblings for a reason, and helping their siblings sleep again after a nightmare was only one of the reasons why.

"All taken care of mama." Smoothie said approaching her mother and looking around confused as to where her brother went while Amande was cleaning the blood off of her word, her brothers staying a good distance from her looking green.

"Shh, try to keep a bit quieter. Your brother fell asleep in Napoleon's brim." Big Mom said waving for her children to quiet down a bi and making each of them glance up at the hat surprised.

"Huh. Last time that happened was when Brulee was little." Oven said surprised even though he still looked a little green.

"Why do you boys look so green?" Big Mom asked looking at her sons confused and hoping they weren't getting sick at one of her parties. Then again they weren't used to healthy food quite yet so maybe it was making them sick until they were used to it?

"I reminded everyone of why the marines labeled me Demon Lady to begin with, the unofficial reason at least." Amande said with a smirk on her face.

"You neutered them?" Big Mom asked staring at her daughter who finished wiping the last speck of blood off of her Famous Sword.

"They were thinking of one of my innocent little siblings in such a manner…I merely removed the head they were thinking with… using the flat of the blade." Amande said making all the males wince and turn greener at that.

"Really?" Big Mom asked looking at Amande who nodded as she sheathed her sword finally.

Amande looked surprised, embarrassed, and pleased all at once as Big Mom reached one hand out and gently patted her head, using one finger to stroke her hair proudly.

"That's my girl."