Sorry for the wait guys! I've been trying to focus a lot of school and then friday I came across the book 'Uglies' and then ended up reading the first three books of the series in two days. I found the series kind of odd though. I didn't really like them that much. I especially don't like how the fourth book is a couple years in the future and from someone else's point of view. I'm kind of hesitant to read it. But whatever, I just have to deal with it. If anyone has read that series, maybe you could give me your input on it? I'm kind of curious.
Anyway, on to the next chapter!
Bella's POV
After the football game, Alice and Rose finally emerged from upstairs and dragged me into the kitchen. Apparently they wanted to make some brownies.
"I'm PMSing and I want some brownies NOW!" Rose yelled.
"Alright mega bitch, we'll make some friggen brownies," Alice said chuckling.
Rose threw a death glare at her.
After the brownies were done, it was basically like a stampede of teenage boys into the kitchen.
Emmett in the front, Edward in the middle and Jasper taking up the rear.
But right before Emmett was about dig his hand in, Rose snatched the pan away.
"Don't you even THINK about eating these brownies, Emmett Cullen, or I swear I will kill you," Rose hissed.
All three boys stepped dead in their tracks.
But before they could protest, Rose stormed out of the kitchen scarfing down the treats.
"What's her problem?" Emmett asked.
"She's PMSing," I said.
"More like BITCHING," Alice said.
All three boys' faces changed from surprise to disgust.
"'Nuff said," Jasper said.
All three boys were going to go back into the living room when Esme walked into the room.
"Not so fast boys," She said, "First you're all going to clean the mess you made in the living room and then I need to speak to Edward and Bella."
I was confused. Why would she need to speak to Edward and I?
But then my question was answered when Emmett burst out laughing.
"Aww mom, are you going to try to cock block little Eddie-kins here?" Emmett managed to say through his roars of laughter.
"EMMETT CULLEN, DON'T YOU EVER SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER THAT WAY!" Esme yelled.
Emmett stopped cackling and turned to look at Esme ashamed,
"Sorry mom," he said.
She just huffed and then walked into the laundry room.
All five people in the room looked around stunned before Jasper, Edward and Emmett made their way into the living room.
"Sorry you now have to deal with the craziness of my family," Alice said apologetically.
I laughed. "Are you kidding me? That was awesome! I love your family Alice!"
Alice laughed. "I think you're insane but whatever you say…"
An hour later after the boys had cleaned their dishes, scrubbed the living room clean and offered to do the laundry for Esme, it was time for me and Edward to get our "talk."
I was a little nervous about this.
After Emmett's comment earlier, I realized now that we were most likely going to be getting the sex talk.
I shuddered at that thought.
I have never had to hear this so called "talk" since every foster parent I ever had could care less if I ended up pregnant. But I knew all the precautions you should take before having sex, I did take health in school my whole life.
But let's just say it's going to be a little more than embarrassing to be getting this talk from your boyfriend's parents.
Can anyone say awkward?
So that's how Edward and I ended up next to each other on the love couch with Carlisle in the recliner and Esme in the rocking chair across from us.
Oh yeah, this is going to be embarrassing.
Edward's POV
"Carlisle and I wanted to have a little talk with the two of you. We feel this is important now that Bella will be living with us," my mom said.
Bella and I were next to each other on the love seat getting the sex talk from my parents.
How awkward is that?
I mean its bad enough having to hear it by yourself, but my girlfriend is sitting right next to me.
Not to mention that my father had already given me this talk when I was fourteen.
But I know Esme is going to get really embarrassing.
"So what do you two know about having protective sex?" Esme said.
I groaned. "Mom, Bella and I aren't having sex."
"That may true right now Edward, but teenage hormones are very intense sometimes, especially when you're in the heat of the moment. I don't want anything happening," Esme said.
Before I could protest, Carlisle stepped in.
"Esme dear, I'm sure they both know about condoms and birth control, they teach kids all about that stuff in school nowadays. How about we just lay down some ground rules and call it a day?" Carlisle said.
I sighed a breath of relief. Carlisle has saved the day.
My mom sighed and then said,
"Alright then. Carlisle and I have come with up with some ground rules for the two of you."
"And if any of these rules are broken even once, both of you will be grounded for however long we see fit," Carlisle said.
My breath caught. My parents have never grounded any of their children. This is the strictest I have ever seen them.
I could feel Bella shaking nervously next to me and peeked a glance at her.
Her eyes were a little wide and her face was somewhat pale, but other than that, she didn't look too nervous.
"Alright, rule number one. No having sleepovers in each other's rooms. Bella can only sleep in her or Alice's bedroom and Edward can only sleep in his or Emmet's bedroom," Esme said.
"Rule number two, you can only stay in one another's bedroom until nine on school nights and eleven on weekends," Carlisle said.
"And last but not least, rule number three. You cannot trick your way around these rules because we won't care about any loopholes you find, we'll still ground you," Esme said.
"Do we have an understanding?" Carlisle asked.
Bella was the first to respond.
She squeaked out a barely audible yes before clearing her throat and saying very surely,
"Yes, of course."
Esme smiled at her and Carlisle nodded before they both turned their gazes to me.
"Yes, I completely understand your rules" I said.
Esme smiled. "I'm glad," she said, "Now, I'm going to go start dinner, and I'll call everyone down when it's ready." And with that she walked off to the kitchen.
Carlisle all of a sudden looked uncomfortable and mumbled a quick excuse and then left the room to go to his study.
Bella and I looked at each other and after a moment of silence, we both burst out laughing.
"Talk about awkward!" She managed to say in between giggles.
"Totally embarrassing!" I laughed.
After what seemed like hours of laughing, we both finally managed to breath normally again.
Bella looked at me and said,
"So what do you want to do now?"
But before I could respond, Emmett came bounding into the room.
I had a feeling he was about to make a smart remark before he lost his balance and went crashing into the coffee table.
He ended up on top of it right before the legs gave out and it went crashing down.
After everything was quiet and a moment of silence, all you could hear was Esme yelling.
"EMMETT CULLEN, WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?"
I sighed.
I really hope my family doesn't scare Bella off before she's even been here for twenty four hours.
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