A/N: Yes you can complain that I have not updated in forever and no i don't have a valid explanation other than I couldn't be bothered. But I'm sorry please forgive. I will even update tomorrow as well.

Half Breeds And Mutts

Chapter 14

What have we done Alice is so going to kill us. The pixie is very very scary when she is mad.

Apov

I was in my room giving Embry a makeover when I hear a bang from my closet, I walk in there only to find Edward on the floor clothes surrounding him, and Ell staring at me through a hole in the wall. I am so going to kill him.

"Please tell me nothing is broken."I pleaded in a whisper.

"Err" Edward looked around the clothes surrounding him "Only this." He had picked up my favourite pair of Christian louboutin black bow heels, but now they were destroyed flats.

"You better get running Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, and you Ellie-May Pixie Hale."

Ell hates it when you use her full name,, I mean pixie is her middle name and she looks nothing like a pixie, well sort of.

ELPOV

God, why my full name why? She knows I hate it.

Wait...didn't Alice say run?

I jumped into Alice's wardrobe and ran straight past her into her room. I stood behind Edward next to the far wall.

Alice stalked towards she pounced and me and Edward went flying, I opened my eyes Edward was pinning me to the floor, and everyone else was in Alice's room looking at us laid in Esme and Carlisle's bedroom. The only people missing were Seth and Rory.

BAMM!

Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear.

Rory pov

So me and Seth where sort of wrestling in the attic, just passing the time for a while. I flung Seth across the room and he thudded through the floor boards and into the room below.

It wasn't me fault!

I crawled over and looked down the to see Seth laid on Carlisle and Esme's bed with Ell on the floor in front of a hole in the wall with Edward on top of her, and the rest of the guys-except Rose, Nessie, Jasper and Jacob-peering through the hole in the wall.

I jumped down and ran over to Embry. I heard Seth huff as I jumped on him but he will survive.

Elpov

Seth crashed through the ceiling and then Rory bounced on to him and ran over to Embry. I kicked Edward and he landed on top of Bella-luckily-and said, "I wish you would not do that Pixie Hale." Then started making out with Bella.

I got on the bed and whispered in Seth's ear, "I missed you."

Seth nibbled on my ear and said, "Not as much as I missed you."

I laughed then said, "Prove it!"

Seth rolled us over so he was above me and started kissing up my neck.

I heard Emmett tell us to get a room so I turned around to him and said in the most sarcastic voice, "Hey Em, roses are red, and violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, and the middle two are for you!"I stuck my middle fingers up at him and turned back to Seth.

Just as me and Seth rolled over again a crash came from the over side of the room to the hole and Jacob rolled through the wall and Rose stuck her head threw and said, "Let that be a lesson to you mutt," she looked up saw Emmett and ran over to him.

The rest of the time passed and we made our way back to our specific rooms to let Esme let us out.

Esme came and told us that she hoped that we had learnt our lesson then disappeared into Carlisle's study.

Yeah, we learnt our lesson. There is always a way to get out of everything.

Finally!

We all grabbed our partners and ran home, our up to our rooms for a bit of alone time.

Me and Seth still had it all to come.

A/N:Please review and tell me who your favourite character of the story so far is.