We're finally back! And we've actually got a little more written up, so we might actually update once in a while know. I'm sure you're all very angry with us…actually, I wouldn't be surprised if no one reviewed ever again…PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US!
Oh, and, I've noticed that chapter 6 has somehow been replaced with chapter 7, and now there are two chapter 7's, I'll fix that a.s.a.p.
Chapter
Alien, Yusuke, and Kurama were sitting on the couch listening to Inwe talk about her other personalities.
"Yea, and one of them has the power of telekinesis."
"If one of your...personalities...has the power of telekinesis, then why doesn't it just teleport us home?" asked Kurama politely.
"Grr...You had the power of what..sam..asisis..and you kept us here! What the hell!" yelled a very pissed off Yusuke.
" I don't have telekenisis...my other personality does." Inwe said simply, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Great, another Sensui" mumbled Hiei irritably.
"Um...where is Kuwabara?" asked Alien, "Not that anyone misses him...it's just that...this is my house...and...ya know...he's alone...in my house..."
splash splash splash (Alien: Oh, great sound affects Inwe. Inwe: You really think so? Alien: what the hell? Of course not!)
"Inwe, go up there and see what all that noise is about." Ordered Alien.
"Why do I have to go?" whined Inwe
"Because...I said so...now go..."
"Fine..." Inwe rushed up the stairs into the hallway...which is upstairs. (Alien: No, really? What gave you the idea the hallway was upstairs? Inwe: Pure instincts man! Alien: backs away slowly) She knocked on the bathroom door and got not reply. She walked in and sees (Inwe: AAAHH! THE HORROR! Alien: What! What is it! Inwe: I HAVE NO IDEA! IT BUUUURNS! Alien: Idiot...)
"Alien! Your dog is stuck in the toilet...you better come over here."
"What! You get her!"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"Because it's your dog...and your toilet."
"Fine..." grumbled Alien.
"I've got the power!" Sang Inwe while running down the stairs, promptly receiving a smack on the head by Alien.
TTTTTTTTTTTTTT scene change (Down stairs w/ Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke, and Inwe)TTTTTTTTTTTTT
"Hey Yusuke, wanna go and look at Aliens e-mail?" Inwe asked innocently.
"o.O...sure.." he replied.
They walked to the computer screen and turned it on, putting on the Internet connection, and getting up the yahoo! screen account. She skillfully typed in Aliens e-mail address and password. (Alien: how did you manage to get that? Inwe: I got it with my mad ninja skills!)
"Hey! She got an e-mail from chisai1213!"
-click-
"HOLY CHEESE ON RYE!" (Sorry, couldn't resist ) screamed Yusuke.
"Ow..My poor sensitive ears.." murmured Inwe, covering her ears.
"What the hell is an ugly /censored/ picture of Kuwabara doing on Aliens e-mail! AAHH! IT MOVES!" yelled Yusuke again.
"Shhh!" Inwe told him, holding his mouth shut. "Alien will only try to pull her dog out of the toilet faster. Do you know how long it took me to put that thing in the there? Sheesh."
"Hn...What are you bakas doing?"
"Reading Alien's e-mail" she replied to the fire demon simply.
"Hn"
"What are you all doing?" asked the calm soothing voice of Kurama. "...and why is there a moving picture of Kuwabara on the screen?"
"SHIELD YOUR EYES!" yelled Inwe, covering Kurama's vibrant green eyes. Hiei growled in the background.
"Gawd, what is this, an interview? Let's just read it before she comes back." Yusuke said to them exasperatedly, tapping his foot impatiently on the carpet.
"Okay, okay, here we go."
-Inwe reads e-mail quickly- Hey Alien...blah blah blah...something about Hiei in a bunny suit throwing chocolate eggs and smiling..prancing about...hears laughter in background, then yelling bout someone's arm on fire. Inwe takes out randomly appearing fire extinguisher and absent mindedly blows Yusuke's arm with foamy stuff
"Oh...a link..."
-click-
"Oh..That's just gross"
"It buuurns! Buuuurns!"
"Hn"
"Um..."
"Hey guys! Get me outta here!" Yelled Kuwabara through the computer speakers, his fists banging from within the computer screen.
"How the hell did you get there!" screamed Yusuke.
"I don't know...let me retrace my awesome memory -everyone sweat drops- at first I was catching up on some beauty sleep having a wonderfully dream about Yukina... -sweat drops again and a forced back growl- then she indicates Inwe came and was laughing freakishly --
"What type of freakishly? Hiei freakishly...or Elder Toguro?" asked Yusuke.
"Oh...definately Elder Toguro" Kuwabara nodded. "Anyways, before I was so rudely interrupted, laughed freakishly..."
"You already said that..." Pointed out Inwe.
"I know! Let me finish the story! Geez...after that I woke up, and landed in some place called New York...with a freaky hyper girl!" he added, waving his arms around for emphasis.
Everyone in the room turned towards Inwe.
"What! It's not my fault that he got teleported..."
"Well, what are we going to do about it?" asked Yusuke impatiently.
"Is everything pant okay splash down there?" asked an extremely tired Alien.
"Umm...e..every..th..th..thing i..i f...f..fine and..um...d...dandy.." stuttered Inwe nervously.
"...Kurama is that true?" Everyone turned to the red head, looking at him with puppy dog eyes. (At least Inwe and Yusuke XD)
"sigh everything is fine."
"Okay."
"What are we going to do?" asked Yusuke.
"Easy, this." said Inwe simply, turning off the computer screen.
Alien came walking down the stares, a murderous look in her eyes. "I finally got the stupid dog out of my toilet" she grumbled. "What are you guys doing around my computer?" she asked them, raising an eyebrow.
"Nothing..heh..heh..heh.." Inwe said rather quickly. Alien looked around at them suspiciously then shrugged her shoulders, turning into the living room to go look for a movie.
"Whew man, that was close..." Yusuke said, speaking the obvious.
"Help! Somebody help me!" Kuwabara yelled through the speakers. "I can't see!"
"Is that...Kuwabara?" Asked Alien, looking over at the group surrounding her computer.
"NO!" Yelled Yusuke and Inwe.
"Alien! Is that you! Hel-- click Inwe clicked off the speakers.
Alien walked over, noticing Inwe doing a bad job at whistling, (Inwe: sue me! I can't whistle! Gaaaah!) Yusuke looking around 'innocently', and Kurama and Hiei talking.
"Why are you all in here still..and why are the speakers and the monitor off?" she asked.
"Yusuke hates the lights...they were..scaring him..." Inwe finished rather lamely.
Alien looked skeptically at them all. "Some how..I am having a hard time believing this...but I don't know why..." she murmured.
Nervous laughter "Really...heh..heh..Did I ever give you any reason..not..to believe me?"
Alien looked at Inwe like she was in idiot...cough
Inwe: Sorry guys that it to so long to post. I was lazy and took forever to type it...till today I got off my lazy ass, and typed till 1:17 this morning, all for you guys. So I hope you enjoy this chapter, and do expect the next chapter soon. Once I start to type it up again.
Bye d bye:
Inwe and Alien
