Captured

(Did I forget? Disclaimer:I don't own Star Wars or Shrek.)

As soon as Anakin was gone, Leia and Lando ran back to where the others were. "Oh you're back. Say wait a second, I think you've lost a few people. And got Lando." Han said when they entered.

"Yeah well forget about that, there's a bounty hunter named Boba Fett here, and I doubt that's all. But he's not saying." Leia pointed to Lando.

"I told you, I can't tell you." Lando said.

"Oh yeah. You can't tell us, even though we know something bad is going on here." Leia said, getting irritated.

"Look, this isn't a great time to-"

Lando got cut off as an army entered the room. Boba came to the front. "Hands up."

Everyone put their hands up. He had hand cuffs put on all of them. "This way." Boba led them out of the room. They were taken through the halls and into a dark windowless room. There was a control panel to one side and a hole in the middle of the floor.

"What is that?" Shrek asked.

"The carbon freezer." Lando told him.

"You, green thing." Boba waved his gun at Shrek.

"I'm an ogre."

"Right. . .In there." He waved his gun to the pit.

"Now why on earth would I go-Ow!" Shrek got cut off as Boba shot his arm.

"Shrek!" Fiona tried, and failed, to get to her husband.

Boba, as emotionless as always, said, "In."

Shrek walked slowly towards the hole. "Well, it was nice knowing you." He said.

"Yeah, for the whole five seconds we knew you." Han pointed out.

If Shrek wasn't about to die, he would've mentioned they'd known each-other a lot longer than that. It had been more like. . .

POOF! Merlin appeared in the room. Without seeming to notice the army around him he turned to Shrek. "I've been looking all over this place for you. You weren't where I sent you."

"Yeah, look behind you will you Merlin?" Shrek pointed. He was very glad the army and Boba were too shocked at Merlin's random appearance to do anything about it.

Merlin turned around. "Oh my."

"Shoot him!" Boba shouted.

The door swung open. Padme, Anakin, and Luke came in. "I don't think so!" Padme responded.

"You're a little late." Obi Wan told her.

She shrugged. Boba shot at them. Anakin whipped out his light saber and bounced the bullet back. Luke ran to the others and cut the cuffs off with his saber. "Let's go!" they ran down the hall. The army followed.

"Can't you guys fight them off?" Shrek asked.

"We could, but it' not their fault." Anakin told him.

"What?"

"Explain later."

They went back to running. A droid that looked a little like R2, but was black where he was blue, came rolling after them. "That's the one who told us." Padme said to Anakin.

Told you what? And how'd you understand it anyway? Shrek wondered.

Han led them outside to where the Falcon was. With all the people they now had it was a little a crowded when they all got in. Han took the controls and started up the Falcon. At least he tried to. The engine started, then died a few seconds later. "What?" Han got up and banged the wall. The engine started and died. "They've made the problem worse." He said angrily.

"Oh brilliant. So we're stuck." Leia said.

"No, we just get out and find a different ship." Han told her, still sounding angry.

"Uh . . . that's not going to work." Obi Wan pointed outside the ship. Boba had just come out.

Han snorted. He ran to a ladder and shot the bridge. "That'll keep them busy for a while."

He turned to see everyone staring at him in fear. "Wasn't that the only thing holding us up?" Fiona asked.

Sure enough, they fell. A lot of them screamed. Donkey tried and failed to. That was when he turned on Merlin. Shrek chuckled a little to himself. Then they hit the bottom. Everyone wobbled and fell down. Anakin jumped right back up. "Let's go." He led them out.

Donkey ran up to Shrek. "Hey Shrek, I can talk again. Merlin fixed it."

"Great Donkey." Shrek replied, not that he meant it.

"I told you this was a bad idea. These guys have crazy magic powers and I couldn't talk and. . ."

Shrek lost focus in what he was saying as they walked into a room with a ship. "Great! Let's go." Anakin took them over to the ship.

"This is smaller than the Falcon, no way we'll all fit Anakin." Obi Wan reminded him.

"Right." Anakin looked around. "There must be another ship, we can go in two groups."

Luke peered through an open door. "There's one in here!" he called.

"Right. Split up!" Anakin shouted. He went into the ship he'd seen. Obi Wan, Padme, Donkey, Fiona, and R2 ran into it with him. Luke, Leia, Han, Shrek, Puss, and the black droid went into the other. They took off.

Lando, Jar-Jar, and Merlin watched them go. "Theysa forgot us." Jar-Jar said.

"Oh yes, that could be a problem." Merlin said.