With tears coming out of his closed eyes, Peter Griffin took a deep breath. "The end!" he cried happily.
Peter waited for applause, but none came. He opened his eyes and saw that he and all of the passengers from West Cruises were all in lifeboats.
"What?" he cried. "How did we get in these?"
"It's your fault!" shouted Hayley.
"How is it my fault?" asked Peter.
"You told us such a depressing story," snapped Lois. "It made our eyes cry out so much that our tears caused the cruise to sink!"
"Next time we go on a cruise," said Stewie, "don't let him tell the story of Lassie, Marley and Me or The Color Purple."
All the passengers in the lifeboat could do was just be silent and bored.
"Hey, I've got another story," said Peter happily. "It's about – "
"NO!" screamed everyone.
THE END
Cast List
Toys
Glenn Quagmire as Woody
Cleveland Brown as Buzz Lightyear
Donna Tubbs (from The Cleveland Show) as Jessie
Rallo Tubbs (from The Cleveland Show) as Bullseye
Carter Pewterschmidt as Lotso
Peter Griffin as Mr. Potato Head
Lois Griffin as Mrs. Potato Head
Chris Griffin as Rex
Brian Griffin as Slinky Dog
Carl as Hamm
Jeremy as Aliens
Stan Smith (from American Dad!) as Sarge
Steve Smith (from American Dad!) as Ken
Snot (from American Dad!) as Twitch
Barry (from American Dad!) as Chunk
Toshi (from American Dad!) as Sparks
Stewie Griffin as Big Baby
Roberta Tubbs (from The Cleveland Show) as Stretch
RJ - as the Chatter Telephone
Gus (from The Cleveland Show) as the Bookworm
The Evil Monkey as the Cymbal-banging monkey
Herbert the Pervert as Chuckles
Roger the Alien (from American Dad!) as Mr. Pricklepants
Dr. Hartman as Buttercup
Babs Pewterschmidt as Trixie
Angela as Dolly
Sanders, Jackson and Dick as the Peas-in-a-pod
Cleveland Brown Jr. as Totoro
Humans and Animals
Johnny Collins (from American Dad!) as Andy
Olivia as Molly
Lisa Collins (from American Dad!) as Andy's Mom
Jeff Fischer (from American Dad!) as Buster
Susie Swanson as Bonnie
Bonnie Swanson as Bonnie's mom
Cameos
Damien Thorn – (real from The Omen)
Jack Bauer – (toy from 24)
Tyrion Lannister (toy from Game of Thrones)
Yakko, Wakko and Dot Warner (toys from Animaniacs)
Katniss Everdeen (toy from The Hunger Games)
Iron Man (toy)
Elsa the Snow Queen (toy from Frozen)
The Goodfeathers: Squit, Pesto and Bobby (real from Animaniacs)
Credits
Written by Bobby South
Family Guy, Amercian Dad! and The Cleveland Show created by Seth MacFarlane
Family Guy co-developed by David Zuckerman
American Dad co-created by Mike Baker and Matt Weiztman
The Cleveland Show co-created by Mike Henry and Richard Appel
Based on Toy Story 3, story by John Lasseter, Andrew Stanton and Lee Unkrich and screenplay by Michael Arndt