With tears coming out of his closed eyes, Peter Griffin took a deep breath. "The end!" he cried happily.

Peter waited for applause, but none came. He opened his eyes and saw that he and all of the passengers from West Cruises were all in lifeboats.

"What?" he cried. "How did we get in these?"
"It's your fault!" shouted Hayley.

"How is it my fault?" asked Peter.

"You told us such a depressing story," snapped Lois. "It made our eyes cry out so much that our tears caused the cruise to sink!"

"Next time we go on a cruise," said Stewie, "don't let him tell the story of Lassie, Marley and Me or The Color Purple."

All the passengers in the lifeboat could do was just be silent and bored.

"Hey, I've got another story," said Peter happily. "It's about – "

"NO!" screamed everyone.

THE END


Cast List

Toys

Glenn Quagmire as Woody

Cleveland Brown as Buzz Lightyear

Donna Tubbs (from The Cleveland Show) as Jessie

Rallo Tubbs (from The Cleveland Show) as Bullseye

Carter Pewterschmidt as Lotso

Peter Griffin as Mr. Potato Head

Lois Griffin as Mrs. Potato Head

Chris Griffin as Rex

Brian Griffin as Slinky Dog

Carl as Hamm

Jeremy as Aliens

Stan Smith (from American Dad!) as Sarge

Steve Smith (from American Dad!) as Ken

Snot (from American Dad!) as Twitch

Barry (from American Dad!) as Chunk

Toshi (from American Dad!) as Sparks

Stewie Griffin as Big Baby

Roberta Tubbs (from The Cleveland Show) as Stretch

RJ - as the Chatter Telephone

Gus (from The Cleveland Show) as the Bookworm

The Evil Monkey as the Cymbal-banging monkey

Herbert the Pervert as Chuckles

Roger the Alien (from American Dad!) as Mr. Pricklepants

Dr. Hartman as Buttercup

Babs Pewterschmidt as Trixie

Angela as Dolly

Sanders, Jackson and Dick as the Peas-in-a-pod

Cleveland Brown Jr. as Totoro

Humans and Animals

Johnny Collins (from American Dad!) as Andy

Olivia as Molly

Lisa Collins (from American Dad!) as Andy's Mom

Jeff Fischer (from American Dad!) as Buster

Susie Swanson as Bonnie

Bonnie Swanson as Bonnie's mom

Cameos

Damien Thorn – (real from The Omen)

Jack Bauer – (toy from 24)

Tyrion Lannister (toy from Game of Thrones)

Yakko, Wakko and Dot Warner (toys from Animaniacs)

Katniss Everdeen (toy from The Hunger Games)

Iron Man (toy)

Elsa the Snow Queen (toy from Frozen)

The Goodfeathers: Squit, Pesto and Bobby (real from Animaniacs)

Credits

Written by Bobby South

Family Guy, Amercian Dad! and The Cleveland Show created by Seth MacFarlane

Family Guy co-developed by David Zuckerman

American Dad co-created by Mike Baker and Matt Weiztman

The Cleveland Show co-created by Mike Henry and Richard Appel

Based on Toy Story 3, story by John Lasseter, Andrew Stanton and Lee Unkrich and screenplay by Michael Arndt