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Me Myself and the Mercenary

Chapter 14

Irvine and the gang:

"It's just those papaya blues." Van sang groggily. Causing Irvine to glare daggers at the blade liger pilot.

"Um, Irvine maybe we should set up camp seeing its getting dark." Dr. D suggested.

"Yea some food would be nice." Van groaned. After a moment Irvine agreed with the doctor, the gang then took a break to set up camp and have dinner.

"Dinner's ready!" Fiona yelled.

"Oh, right food." A chuckling Van relieved only to start complaining.

"Aww, canned food again?" he groaned.

"I'm sorry Van, I'm not much of a chef." Said Fiona with a sweat drop.

"Enough complaining boy eat!" Dr. D yelled while taking another spoonful of food. While Irvine was silent taking a bite of food time to time.

"Irvine are you ok?" Fiona asked.

"Yea I was just thinking that's all."

"I'm sure she is alright." Said Fiona, knowing exactly who Irvine was thinking about.

"She's a tough gal she can take care of herself." Dr. D added with a smile.

"Aww does Irvine miss his pillow?" Van laughed.

"No wait I'm sure cuddling is not all that you wanted to do, no wonder Kira calls you a pervert!"

"Uh, that might be enough." Said Rudolph trying to make Van quit his teasing. Irvine stood not too far from Van cracking his knuckles in anger. This causing Dr. D to laugh and make a remark he should of kept to himself.

"It's understandable the boy's hormones are on the alert." Dr. D cackled.

"Why when I was your age…"

"Can it Gramps no one wants to know." Yelled Irvine frustrated. Too make things worse Van picked up a pillow and started cuddling and kissing it. This making Irvine tackle Van strangling him showing no mercy.

"Gaahh Irvine mercy!" Van pleaded.

"Shut up, you little terd I've had enough of your crap." Irvine yelled.

"Should we stop them?" asked Rudolph.

"Naaa, Van deserved what he had coming." Dr. D replied.

"Start waddling Gramps because you're next!" Irvine yelled.

"Irvine don't pick on senior citizens." Said Fiona.

"Ack, hey I'm no senior." Dr. D mumbled.

"You look prehistoric from afar gramps." Van chuckled.

"Get back here brat." Dr. D yelled as he pursued the blade liger pilot.

The Empire:

"My coronation is quickly approaching." Said Prozen. "It will be a historic moment in Empieral history." Kira swallowed a mouthful of food looking at Prozen.

"I'm sure it will be." She said with a fake smile. Kira shrugged off the thought by biting into a roll.

"Who would want him as a ruler?"Thought Kira. Her thoughts were then interrupted by Butch.

"What an appetite I admire that." Butch smirked. His hand caressing Kira's knee making its way up to her thigh.

"ADMIRE THIS, I HOPE YOU HAVE ROOM FOR DESSERT!" Kira yelled slamming the decorative cake into Butch's face.

"Oh, is that chocolate?"

"My favorite yum." Said Kira taking a chunk of the unmeshed part of the cake.

"I'm going to bed." As Kira was making it to the door her body gave in and she collapsed.

"I can't move!"

"What did you do to me?" Kira winced.

"A little paralysis, too keep you from escaping your room." Prozen chuckled.

"Before you go to bed there is something you must see."

"Allow me." Butch smirked picking Kira up bridal style.

"Hey do you have a wheelchair one of your goonies could push me around in?" Kira asked biting her lip.

"Don't worry love, I don't bite much." Butch chuckled.

"Oh, great I'm in the arms of a pervert!" thought Kira with a shiver.

"Butch, no funny business." Said Prozen.

"Yea Butch, what he said." Said Kira.

"Ok boss I won't." Butch growled disappointed.

After a bit of walking Prozen had them down to what seemed like a laboratory, where many of his goonies in white lab coats roamed.

"Behold the Empire's resolution too peace." Said Prozen.

"Oh Lord tell me I'm a imagining this big zoid in front of me." Said Kira her eyes wide as saucers.

"Not just any big zoid, the mighty deathsaurer."

"All of planet zi will be under my control."

"No one will stop me not even that mercenary." Prozen laughed.

"Did someone tell you that you need serious help." Said Kira glaring at the insane psychopath that claims he is the next emperor.

Sleep didn't overcome very well at the empire that night for Kira.

Kira's dream:

"An alter, a wedding gown I'm a bride, but who's my groom?"

"Kira!"

Kira looked down the aisle too see Irvine in a state of shock and sadness.

"You may kiss the bride." The priest declared.

"Wait a minute." Yelled Kira.

"Don't worry love, I don't bite." Butch chuckled, pulling his wife in for a kiss.

"NOOOOOOOO!"

End of dream:

"EEEYYYYAAA."

"It was just a dream." Said Kira taking a breath.

Meanwhile Irvine also was having a rough night.

Irvine's dream:

"That Irvine is never coming back!" Butch chuckled.

"Oh no that can't be." Kira cried.

"I'll take care of you love!" said Butch.

"Aww you are so sweet." Kira chirped. Butch pulled Kira to him giving her a passionate kiss.

End of dream:

Irvine awoke in a cold sweat. "Just a dream!" he sighed. After that the night seemed to go smoothly then. A new day than began.

Till Chapter 15… If you want to find out what happens next leave a review!