Naru watched Sakura pace back and forth as she tried to process what the girl had said. 1) Kakashi had seen her in her underwear, okay then, she could deal with that....sort of. 2) He had been so distraught that he had squeezed her until she almost litteraly turned blue. Alrighty then, she could forgive him for that. Now back to the issue that had crossed her mind earlier, she looked down at herself again, she had'nt been wearing the poka dotted stuff when he saw her right? Her dad woulf throw the mother of all tantrums if she had been seen more or less naked while wearing the poka dotted stuff. Because apparently spots were'nt sexy or some shit.

Sakura looked over at Naru and bit back a grin, the girl was such a dope. She was more worried about the fact that she had been wearing a certin piece than the fact that a grown man had seen her in her underwear. She watched Naru peek at her from the corner of her eye and slowly let her hand go south toward the hem of the night shirt that SAkura had put her in and slowly hike it up and lean forward a bit to see which little number she had been wearing when Kakashi had seen her.

Frankly Sakura wanted to know just what the hell her father had been teaching her to make her worry more acout her sexiness or lack there of instead of her chastity. Sakura's rage nearly boiled over again when she saw the sexy red saten and lace. Goddamn it she would have to start making a list of all the people she had to murder. Kakashi and Naru's dad would have to fight for number one on the list but she was pretty sure that she could help them work that out.

"You looked pretty fuckable from where I was standing, now put the hem down and stop acting wierd." Sakura snapped at her. Are you trying to get yourself raped?

Kyuubi felt a chill go down his spine as he walked down the street of the village and stopped to look around and rub the back of his neck. "What's wrong with you?" Iruka asked in a slurred voice as he looked up at the demon man and wobbled in his spot. He was totally shit faced right now. Kyuubi looked back at him and gave him a nervous smile.

"I felt a strong disturbance in the force." It had better not be that damn banchee friend of my kit's. Kyuubi thought as he took Iruka's upper arm in his hand again and thought that maybe he should hole himself up somewhere and wait out the upcoming storm with the drunk man.

Kakashi's eye twitched for what could have been the hundreth time that day as he listened to Sakura and Naru speak some weird alien launguage-teens girl speak. It was the worst sort of code launguage any man can ever encounter. Zabuza stood next to him with his arms crossed, his eye was twitching too. Apparently the man who had chosen to excel at killing and other things had forgotten to cover one of his many bases and learn the alien launguage that the two girls were speaking so that they understand what was being said.

For all Kakashi knew the two were planning to murder them and turn the world into some sort of girl loving utopia where men are'nt allowed as anything but slaves. Zabuza must have had the same thought because he suddenly started leaking from his nose earning a disgusted look from Kakashi.

"I would pay to see that happen." the mist nin said, like either of them had actually said anything out loud.

Sakura looked at Naru with a grossed out expresion on her face as she walked up the tree and sat down next to the blond. What was with the guys comunicating telepathically? Naru shook her head and mouth the words 'damn perverts' to her and they both snickered. Zabuza and Kaakshi looked over at Haku and looked him over. He looked sort of like a girly's girl maybe they could send him in as a spy.

"Hey Haku-"

"No."

"Oh come on-"

"No."

"Why the hell not?"

"I'm not going to let you throw me to the wolves, if you want to know put on some dresses, and go talk to them yourselves." Kakashi flinched as Zabuza tried to picture himself in drag and nearly died laughing. There was no fucking way in hell he was doing that.

"But their-"

"Terrifying. Please, Haku."

"Grow a couple of balls and do the dirty work yourselves." The petite brunette snapped as he turned and walked away, leaving the two men twisting in the wind. Kakashi looked at the taller man.

"Ya know if he were to join forces with those two we'd be fucked royally." Kakashi pointed out. Zabuza got a blank look on his face and imagined Haku wearing a dominatrix outfit with a whip in hand and sprung another leak, this time it was worse.

"Oh my god, What is wrong with you?!" Kakashi yelled as he saw the freaky looking look that crossed the mist nin's face. He had no idea what was in his mind but he hoped that whatever it is stayed there.

Zabuza wiped the blood from under his nose and glanced at Kakashi. "Scuse me, I need to....go into town and do some shopping."

"Ew, by all means." Don't come back...ever. Kakashi thought as his eye twitched again. God save me from the weirdos, please.

Naru looked at Sakura, they both shook their heads. Men were such fools. Really, really pathetic fools. "Should we help sensei?" Naru asked as she pointed at the silver haired man.

Sakura gave her a miniacal grin and cackled. So that was a no, then. Naru thought as she scratched her cheek nervously.