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Chapter 14
Ms. Lockhart: Alright, everybody! Here's Hermione and Ron singing "Hold Me Tight" by the Beatles!
Hermione: It feels alright now
Hermione & Ron: Hold me tight
Tell me I'm the only one
And then I might
Never be the lonely one
Harry: (Holds his hands over his ears) Poor Hermione… She would sound so good if Ron wasn't singing with her.
Fred: Quite honestly, I doubt she minds.
Hermione & Ron: So hold me tight
Tonight, tonight
It's you
You, you, you
Edward: Why didn't we sing this song?
Bella: I dunno.
Hermione & Ron: Hold me tight
Let me go on loving you
Tonight, tonight
Making love to only you
Mohinder: Um…Molly, you need to be in bed!
Molly: Awww…
Matt: Mohinder's right, Molly.
Molly: Can't I stay for one more song? (Puppy-dog pouts)
Mohinder: Fine. One more.
Molly: Yay!
Ron & Hermione: So hold me tight
Tonight, tonight
It's you
You, you, you
Harry: (Fake snores)
Fred & George: (Laugh Out Loud)
Harry: Yeah, I mean, we already know they're in love with each other; why do we need to hear them sing about it?
Fred: Maybe the authoress is trying to drive a point home to a certain group of "shippers".
Harry: (laughs)
Hermione: Don't know what it means to hold you tight
Being here alone tonight with you
Both: It feels alright now
Hold me tight
Tell me I'm the only one
And then I might
Never be the lonely one
So hold me tight
Tonight, tonight
It's you
You, you, you
Edward: If you were wondering what that smell is, Bella, the werewolves just came in.
Bella: Edward!
Edward: Well, it's true! They just came in, and they stink!
Bella: (growls)
Edward: Alright, alright. I'm sorry.
Lupin: Excuse me, did you say something about werewolves?
Edward: No. Did you, Bella?
Bella: Nope. I don't even believe they exist.
Lupin: (shrugs and walks away)
Hermione & Ron: Hold me tight
Let me go on loving you
Tonight, tonight
Making love to only you
So hold me tight
Tonight, tonight
It's you
You, you, you
Audience: (applauds)
Ms. Lockhart: Thank you, that was wonderful! Now, who's next? (pulls name out of hat) Hmm. Is there a Mr. Jacob Black in the audience?
Jacob: Yes…?
Ms. Lockhart: You're singing next!
Jacob: (groans)
Next Chapter: Jacob the Jerk sings!