Author's Notes: It's been a very long time (probably a year) since I've posted a chapter. Even though I still have no muse and ideas for this chap, I'm going to try my best and retrieve every ounce of creativity that I have :)

- Alex

Chapter 14

Percy Jackson In all seriousness, I think that we have all survived difficult times. Our friendship still bonds in the most prettiest of ways. And I think Captain Gut hurts people because when he gets mad he throws them. In a place where you call it The Sea of Monsters. And because of that, I have to clap. Clapping signifies the act of a seal, or appreciation. I think Hades should clap, because it makes people happy. He needs to be happy. Anyways, thanks to those who have been friends with me. Or girlfriend friends. (sent from mobile)

Annabeth Chase: What on earth...? I'm feeling a bit unnerved about all the things Percy can say without it making sense. (Have you been watching Ice Age? If you *did* watch Ice Age again this would probably be the fifteenth time you've did.)

Nico DiAngelo: Well to explain his behavior, it's kind of comical considering that it's such an easy task to remove it. He forgot to seal the door from the bathroom again. There's these molds in the shower that like to make him delusional and make no sense when he's about to say something sensible. Haha just playing! I don't know what's wrong with him, honestly. And my dad's on last his nerve Percy! I should advice you that. (Really? I thought he wasn't interested in those movies. He kept on denying my request to watch it with me.)

Percy Jackson: It's alright Annabeth; I'm doing fine with saying things that don't make sense. It gives Neon a bit to think about. Well Nico, you're right and wrong in your *accusation* — yes, I'm calling it an accusation. I feel very hurt over that, I thought of you as a cousin and you just threw it away — in which means that I'm feeling semi-delusional. I don't know how to explain it right; like I write something in perfectly good letters, and then they change or scramble. Maybe I should just sleep more; this Achilles Heel thing is getting me pretty tired. (I'm surprised; because for a Daughter of Athena, you forgot that I watched it HALFWAY before I took it off. So it's actually the 14 and a half times since I've watched it. And shut up Nico.)

Jason Grace: OR maybe you should just lay off the mushrooms and go to rehab. I don't think we need a hero that goes around saying all kinds of weird stuff to new campers. It'll totally ruin the image of 'badass'. (I like Ice Age. Though it's totally unrealistic, Leo says.)

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Annabeth Chase: I won't even *ask* who's Neon. Is it that one imaginary friend that you claimed he gave you s'mores for two drachmas and a piece of your hair? Because I think you should stop being "friends" with him. And it's not okay Percy. Leo, since when have you two become acquaintances again? Last thing I remember you were fed up about Jason being the hero all the time — he's not always the hero, believe me. Unless you two have decided to put your differences aside? (I knew you were going to point that out because you didn't watch HALF of it. It only seemed that way. You actually watched one hour and 23 point 2 minutes of the movie. And I know Ice Age is really unrealistic. The part I don't like is how they portray the Sirens. They don't swim.)

Leo Valdez: Yes, I realized that I couldn't live without my best friend. And Piper too. (I thought they did swim.)

Percy Jackson: Wise Girl, I know my things okay. Neon is a perfectly good person to be friends with. Even though the prices for s'mores are a bit overrated when you can do them yourself, he's still a good friend. AND STOP BEING SO WISE, IT MAKES YOU TOO PRETTY. GODS DAMN.

Annabeth Chase: ...

Chiron: GO TO OUR CLUB NOW PEASANTS.

This conversation has been blocked from any responses by Chiron.

Chiron wrote on Camp Half-Blood's wall: Well, I think everything's in order now. Ex- best friends are friends again. Hallelujah, thank the God's etc, etc. Now, we need to figure out how to save the world from the Mayas' prophecy. I got it all sorted out. *COUGH*RACHELWASDOINGDRUGSAGAIN*COUGH*

Rachel Dare wrote on Camp Half-Blood'swall: -.-

Dionysus Olympus wrote on Camp Half-Blood's wall: This goes back a few years for me, anyways. And I will have to say that this is all a lie.

Percy Jackson wrote on Camp Half-Blood'swall: ... what?

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Chiron wrote on Camp Half-Blood's wall: Mr. D, I beg your pardon and apologies and everything there is I need to say to contradict you, but could you please explain to us in what you are trying to say? This is what you told us for many months! I truly believe that there's a prophecy that gives the worlds' fate to these heroes, like any other time to do all our dirty work. Because you know we are too lazy to do

Dionysus Olympus wrote on Camp Half-Blood's wall: STFU CHIRON. Until you learn to shut that phone of yours and stop typing really bizarre posts and such lunacy I will give your phone back! Right now you have not earned the right to use this privilege that the Gods and I have given to you for communication. Do you *know* how difficult it is for Hephaestus to build something like this? And you use it without ... you know what, forget it. I'm just going to say that there is no such prophecy. Athena lied to us. Sorry Athena cabin, you'll need to spend the next three days on the beach to sleep as punishment. Don't worry your Mom won't be left out. And Ms. Chase, you will be kept watch. And Mr. Johnson too.

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Percy Jackson wrote on Camp Half-Blood'swall: But ... why *me*?

Annabeth Chase wrote on Camp Half-Blood'swall: But why would your cabin like this, hm?

Leo Valdez wrote on Camp Half-Blood'swall: Oooohh.

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Percy Jackson wrote on Camp Half-Blood'swall: So you mean to tell all of us is that all that stressing I did for the day that might become my quest with Annabeth have been wasted? I nearly risked my life to fight those creatures to protect the border? I very much *nearly* lost my friendship to Grover? I almost got the whole camp against me? I lost all hope for Blackjack? JUST FOR A FAKE PROPHECY THAT ATHENA CLAIMED TO STUDY? *WHAT*

Thalia Grace wrote on Camp Half-Blood'swall: Blackjack was all your fault hands down, Jackson.

Percy Jackson wrote on Camp Half-Blood'swall: STFU THALIA. I am nearly ready to go drown myself in *soup*!

Annabeth Chase wrote on Camp Half-Blood'swall: I'm still waiting.

Percy Jackson wrote on Camp Half-Blood'swall: Didn't you say that you have to ignore something that is not true?!

Piper McLean wrote on Camp Half-Blood'swall: Not in *relationships*! And that's only for rumors!

Percy Jackson wrote on Camp Half-Blood'swall: Well I fucked up again didn't I? WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?

Blackjack wrote on Camp Half-Blood'swall: Because you are a fuck-up.

Percy Jackson wrote on Camp Half-Blood'swall: I'm going to sleep.

Blackjack wrote on Camp Half-Blood'swall: Hello? I think I just said something to you?

Dionysus Olympus wrote on Camp Half-Blood's wall: Go to sleep now campers. And here's your phone.

Chiron wrote on Camp Half-Blood's wall: Thanks :D

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