More randomness for your viewing pleasure! I am literally running out of ideas and it took me about 3 hours to write this chapter. I'll try another tonight but I'm not making any promises. Theres more sex talk so tread carefully, k?
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Sara Grissom WANTS THIS TO END!
Virginia "Pepper" Potts has decided she's never having sex with Tony Stark because Sara Grissom makes pregnancy sound like having root canal
Johnny "TheHumanTorch" Storm: If you listen really hard, you can probably hear Tony's balls shrinking
Peter Parker: Its perverce that you would even THINK about that Johnny
Tony Stark: I'll stock up on condoms
Virginia "Pepper" Potts: You know damn well they arent foolproof
Tony Stark: I'll wear SEVEN CONDOMS!
Gilbert Grissom: Please stop having this conversation
Tony Stark: Its NOT having this converation that put a bun in your wife's oven
Sara Grissom: Yeah, but we're having sex which is HOW I got pregnant
Tony Stark hates BOTH Grissoms
Johnny "TheHumanTorch" Storm: One day you will learn not to start unwinable fights Tony
Tony Stark: One day you'll learn to keep your mouth shut
Harold Hogan is engaged to Natasha Romanoff
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Virginia "Pepper" Potts: Elope and I kill both of you
Natasha Romanoff: Dont worry Pepper, we're not that mean
Virginia "Pepper" Potts: coughgilandsaracough
Sara Grissom: Saw that
Virginia "Pepper" Potts: Glad to see pregnancy hasnt impaired your vision
Sara Grissom: Go to hell Virginia
Virginia "Pepper" Potts: XP
Sara Grissom thinks NOT having sex is messing with Virginia "Pepper" Potts's head
Tony Stark: HA! Even the pregnant one thinks we should have sex
Gilbert Grissom: Will you PLEASE leave my wife alone?
Virginia "Pepper" Potts: She started it
Sara Grissom Gilbert Grissom THE BABY DOESNT LIKE PEANUT BUTTER!
Tony Stark: Thats not good is it?
Gilbert Grissom: No, thats very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very bad
Tony Stark: Good luck with the next 6 months
Gilbert Grissom: I may need an unarmed version of the Iron Man suit. Sara cant eat peanut butter and I fear for my life
Tony Stark: Wear a cup?
Gilbert Grissom: I can live without THAT! I fear for my liver and kidneys
Tony Stark: What about your head?
Gilbert Grissom: I have a crash helmet somewhere
Tony Stark: LOL
Steve Rogers suddenly feels the pressing need to stay single
Gilbert Grissom: Having companionship isnt ALWAYS a bad thing. Just try not to get one with a shoe fetish though
Virginia Pepper Potts: OI!
Sara Grissom: Gil, we're not out of chips
Gilbert Grissom: Top shelf of the pantry
Sara Grissom: Thank you baby
Gilbert Grissom: Please try not to get crumbs in the keys. Archie's gonna start charging me to fix it.
Conrad Ecklie wants to know why there's a tarantula in is his office
Nicky Stokes: Crap
Gilbert Grissom: Nick?
Nicky Stokes: I kind of lost Stevey
Gilbert Grissom: You FOUND Stevey?
Nicky Stokes: I was supposed to tell Sara but Cath distracted me. I didnt realise he'd gone missing again
Gilbert Grissom: If he squashes my tarantula Nick...
Nicky Stokes: Doubt it. Ecklie just ran down the corridor. Screaming.
Archie Johnson: I already sent everyone the video and its on youtube AND facebook
Gilbert Grissom: You're a legend Archie. I can hear Sara laughiing in here
Archie Johnson: Heads up, Ecklie just had Judy call an exterminator.
Gilbert Grissom: NICK!
Nicky Stokes Operation Save Stevie is a go!
Steve Rogers: Whos Stevie?