Cali gave Ianto and Jack both a quick hug and kiss before following Tosh and Gwen out to where the limo was waiting for them. Cali was glad that they had the equipment to heal up Gwen's arm from the attack earlier that night and her co-worker wouldn't have to worry about that the next day for her wedding. Inside the Limo were four other girls who Gwen had been long time friends with. Their first stop was to one of the pubs that the team often frequented. Cali and Tosh had talked to the guys and since both bride and groom wanted to stop they decided Gwen would stop first and that the pub would be Owen's last stop.
After two rounds of shots a round mixed drinks they all piled back into the limo to go to the maid of honors house for an hour, though the reason as to why was never told. When they got there the maid of honor ushered them all into the living room, flitting to and from the kitchen to get everyone a drink. Cali, still unsure of what was going on, settled herself into a far corner of the couch, perched on the back where she could see the full room with ease. Graciously she accepted a cold beer from their host just as there was a knock at the door.
"wonder who that could be?" the small woman asked, and Cali didn't think she could muster anymore theatrics into one line. As she moved to open the door it finally clicked to Cali what was going on. How everyone was sitting in a semi-circle around the living room but how Gwen was almost by herself with no one directly on either side of her.
"oh no." Cali whispered as the maid of honor came back in with a very appealing cop trailing her with a stern look on his face.
"I heard we had someone here who needs to be punished." He said as he made his way to Gwen, Cali rolled his eyes, could he be anymore cheesy?
Cali watched As the man grinded himself against Gwen as he pulled his clothes off. While she could admit that he wasn't bad looking, she knew she would have rather gotten the experience from either Jack or Ianto or both. After Gwen had been reduced to a bright red giggling mess the man slowly made his way around the rest of the girls, moving onto the next once the girl in question was only slightly better than the bride to be.
When he got to Cali he pulled her off the back of the couch so she was lying flat on the couch cushion under him, her legs on either side of his hips. She rolled her eyes and laughed as he rolled his hips, grinding against her, pulling a few whoops and hollers from the girls around them. When this didn't pull a reaction from Cali slowly he slid down her body till he was kneeling in front of her. Swiftly he slid his arms under and around her waist lifting her off the couch so she was sitting on his shoulders. Suddenly he dropped her so she now had her legs wrapped around his waist. Hoping her would move onto the next girl soon Cali leaned forward and whispered into his ear. When she pulled back she smirked at the shocked expression on his face. He laid her back on the couch giving a few more rolls before moving onto the next, girl. After about an hour of making rounds , completely avoiding Cali, he left and a much more intoxicated group of girls climbed clumsily back into the limo.
Next they went to every dance club in Cardiff, spending about an hour at each one. Cali decided early on in the night that she was going to only have a drink at each place allowing her to usher the other girls around. Several times she found herself out on the dance floors with Gwen and Tosh, fending off the overtly serious offers from numerous guys while flirting with ones she knew weren't fully interested. By the time the final call was given Cali found herself helping the girls back into the limo. By the time she got in herself she had six sleeping girls in the back with her.
"can you bring us back to where you picked me up at?" she asked the driver already reaching into her pocket with the hopes that she wasn't the only one who had decided to stay sober that night.
Since Owen rarely hung out with anyone outside of work the bachelor party was rather small consisting of Andy, Jack, Ianto and Owen himself. They started off at the hottest club in Cardiff Where Ianto decided early on he would need to play the responsible one and keep an eye on the other three. At the third Stop Jack attempted to pull Ianto onto the floor with him however Ianto was quickly saved by the bartender coming over with refills for all distracting Jack as him and the others decided to try to find out who could out drink who.
The final stop of the night was a small pub down the street from the Hub, as Ianto pulled the SUV to the curb the other three stumbled from the vehicle, Owen and Andy leaning on each other while Ianto casually slipped a supporting arm around Jack's waist. They walked in a few minutes before final call so Ianto decided to purchase each of the others two drinks while ordering himself a pint to end the night. As the bar closed Ianto, with the help of the bartender, moved all three very intoxicated men to the SUV. He was just sliding Jack behind his seat when he felt his cell phone ring. Closing the door he pulled his phone out.
"Hello?" god he hoped it wasn't some Torchwood emergency, there weren't enough of them Sober to handle one.
"Yan, I hate to interrupt you but, I need your help." Cali said when he answered.
"What's wrong?" he asked sliding into the driver seat and firing the engine.
"I have six very drunk sleeping girls in the back of a limo in front of the tourist office."
"I'm on my way, however the others won't be much help." He said looking at his own snoring comrades.
"we can't fit everyone in the SUV." Cali said wondering what in the world they were going to do.
"well luckily Owen is staying at the Hub tonight so we can take him out of the SUV and slide Gwen and Tosh in here and we can put the other four into Gwen and Owen's car, if you think you can safely drive."
"sounds like a plan." And he could hear the smile in her voice.
While Cali waited for Ianto to show up she dug the keys from Gwen's purse and pulled the car around. When Ianto pulled up the driver was helping her to load the last of the four girls into the car, all of their wallets and keys in the front seat. While they maneuvered the other sleeping passenger Ianto slid Owen into the hatch were they figured he would be safe till they could transport him to the Hub. Cali slid Tosh into her arms as Ianto did the same with Gwen, Cali slid Tosh in between Jack and Andy while Ianto slid Gwen into the front seat.
"how is it we are always the ones that end up taking care of everyone else?" Cali asked with a smile as she watch Ianto lean over to buckle Gwen in. I wonder if he knows how good his arse looks in those pants? She thought to herself.
"because that's what we are good at." He said standing back up and closing the door. "ready to move him into the office?" he asked nodding to Owens sleeping form.
"one moment." Cali walked over to the driver slipping him twenty pounds to stay and look after the two vehicles full of people till they came back up. Cali smirked as Ianto mercilessly tossed Owens lifeless body over his shoulder. Cali opened the door to the tourist office and then hit the buttons to open the path to the Hub. When the lift opened Cali strode ahead punching in her access key so the door could roll open and then quickly made her way to Jack's office where she opened the hatch the bunker underneath. It took them about five minutes to lower Owen down there, and making sure he was laying on his side.
When they got in the lift Cali turned planning on giving Ianto a quick Chaste kiss but as soon as her lips met his she found herself pressed against the wall of the lift, Ianto's hands on her hips pulling her against him even as he pinned her to the wall. Cali ran her hands up over his shoulders, running her fingers into his hair, tightening her fists to pull him closer. They broke apart gasping as the bell chimed informing them that they had reached their floor. Quickly they made their way out side trying to avoid touching in case it lead to a more in-depth repeat of the lift.
"so those four first?" he asked nodding toward the running car.
"yeah." Cali raised up to give him a quick kiss before dashing over to the car, her blood still pumping.
The nice thing was that they didn't have to do any back tracking after leaving the Hub dropping off the four girls at each of their houses, Cali moving to open the doors as Ianto carried them in and laid them on their couches and then they locked the doors before heading to the next house. They dropped Gwen off next, leaving her the car and Cali slid in next to Ianto. The drive to Andy's flat was filled with quick sideways glances both of them keeping strictly to their side of the car. While carrying Andy in was done in very much the same fashion as how they had moved Owen it didn't take nearly as long to get him laid on his couch. As they left they decided it was much safer to take the stairs neither one of them speaking a word. Dropping Tosh off took even less time as they didn't have to take a lift up or down and soon they were making the ten minute drive back to their own flat. As they pulled Jack out of the car, who Ianto decided to carry bridal style instead of over his shoulder, Cali glanced at Ianto.
"should we lay him on the couch?" she wasn't sure if she could not finish what they had started that night but then again felt that it would have been somehow wrong if they would have had Jack in the bed with them.
"eerrrrr…" they looked at each other and finally Ianto gave an awkward shrug, "why not."
When they got into the flat Cali ran into the spare room and pulled the pillow and blanket off the bed before running back to help Ianto situate Jack onto the couch before the two of them quickly made their way to the bedroom, stopping every couple of feet to make sure the walls were still solid.