Robo was walking down the block with Mobo. They were carrying a big box together. Its contents? 25lbs of pepperoni.
"Robo, *pant* good god, *pant* how much longer do we gotta carry this box?" Mobo asked tiredly. "Another mile." Robo responded.
"Y'know, why couldn't Luigi just *pant* drive up to our house and get *pant* the pepperoni?"
"I honestly do not care. As long as we're getting paid, Mobo, everything will be alright." Robo barked back as they finally reached Luigi's residence. It was a mansion-like house that had books (many of them written by Luigi) on almost every wall, and the walls themselves were a light brown in color.
Over at the ceiling, there hung a chandelier made of Australium. 'For someone living in Badville, they sure have an elegant place…nothing seems to be tampered with!' thought Robo. 'And an Australium chandelier? Holy shit..'
Luigi soon came down the stairs carpeted in red. "Boys! You've finally arrived with the pepperoni!"
The Bros. set down the crate and sat down on the floor. "Sooo, what do you need these for?" asked Mobo while looking at the impressive chandelier.
"I'm going to make…..PIZZA!" Luigi shouted like a banshee and he somehow pushed the crate amazingly fast into the kitchen. He crowbarred the thing open and beckoned the Bros. to join him.
"Today, you will learn the art of Italian Cookery and hopefully cook something that would have Mario screaming, 'Mama mia!'"
Robo and Mobo both looked at each other, and then back at Luigi. "So you're tellin' us that the reward for our hard labor is not cash, but how to cook Italian cuisine?"
"Yes." Luigi replied.
Robo grabbed a frying pan and smacked Luigi on his skull.