Chapter 14:
Flowey's P.O.V- third person
"WHAT!?" Frisk covered their ears in an attempt to block out Flowey's excessive screaming. They glared at the enraged flower.
Tone it down a 1000, they scolded. Flowey glowered at them.
"No," he said, ignoring their previous request. "There is no way in hell I am going there." Frisk sighed, and rubbed their temples.
Flowey, I've told you, Sans, Toriel and I are going away to talk about monster rights and such, they said. You have to stay with Undyne and Alphys. Flowey stubbornly shook his head.
"No, no, no no no!" he chanted. "The crazy spear-wielder will murder me the first chance she gets!" Frisk sighed.
Undyne isn't going to kill you Flowey, they said. Flowey scoffed.
"Yeah, because past incidents totally don't contradict that." he muttered, lifting his head so Frisk could see the scar left by Undyne's spear. Frisk hesitated.
Well... they trailed off, unable to come up with a reply. Flowey smiled smugly. Frisk huffed in annoyance, and threw their arms in the air.
C'mon Flowey, be reasonable! they scolded/pleaded. Flowey glared at them.
"Look, Frisk, I admit I'm probably gonna end up having to hang out with Undyne anyways, as you're a lot bigger then me and could easily carry me over there," Flowey noted, keeping his murderous glare trained on Frisk. "But I can assure you, I will not go quietly. I will kick, and scream, and throw friendliness pellets at everyone, I will try to kill you, the usual." Frisk frowned, then snapped their fingers.
I've got a proposition for you Flowey, they said. Flowey looked at them suspiciously.
"And I care because...?" He asked, trailing off. Frisk sighed in annoyance.
Look, here's the deal, they said. You go to Undyne and Alphys's quietly, and you can have 2 packs of gummy worms a day for a month, as well as two new coloring books. They smirked, seeing the gears turning in Flowey's head. Frisk knew that they'd given Flowey an offer he couldn't refuse- they'd used his newfound love for coloring books against him.
Eventually, Flowey delivered his answer.
"Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine," he ground out, glaring at Frisk. Frrisk beamed, and resumed in their packing, leaving Flowey to wonder if he'd made a good deal.
15 minutes later, Frisk stood outside Undyne and Alphys's house, Flowey in their hands, and a backpack filled with the music box, 2 colouring books, and three packs of gummy worms inside. They knocked on the door, and Flowey instinctivly leaned away when Undyne threw open the door.
"There you are, punk!" She greeted them, then turned to look over her shoulder. "OI ALPHY, THE KID AND PSYCHO FLOWER ARE HERE!" Flowey rolled his eyes at the nickname. 'Psycho flower,' really?
The said flower was shaken out of his stupor when Alphys made the scene. Flowey's eyes immediately locked onto her, and he narrowed them into a hateful glared Alphys flinched under the said glared
"H-hello F-f-flowey," she greeted him nervously. Flowey ignored her and flicked a petal out of his face, starting when Frisk pressed his pot into Undyne's hands, along with the backpack.
Ive gotta go, they said. Mom and Sans are waiting in the car, they gave Undyne a price of folded paper. Here, these are the rules for babysitting Flowey. Follow them, and the likelihood is you won't get killed. Bye! With that, Frisk turned on their heel and ran back to the car, leaving Undyne holding a very disgruntled buttercup. The said fish lady shook her head, and went back inside, setting Flowey in the table and unfolding the rules.
"Rule number one," she read aloud. "Flowey like's to eat gummy worms. There are there packs inside the backpack. DO NOT LET HIM EAT THEM ALL IN ONE GO." Undyne shook her head and continued reading.
"Rule/step number two: Flowey is also a big fan of colouring books. He's usually pretty quiet when colouring, but make sure he doesn't loose any of his crayons, that could easily turn into a disaster. Rule/step three: Whatever you do, DO NOT let Flowey go to sleep without playing the music box, unless you want to wake up to a buttercup screaming bloody murder at 4 in the morning." Undyne opened her mouth, then shut it.
"I'm not even gonna ask." She muttered, then resumed her reading.
"Rule/step 4: Flowey has a habit of talking to his friend Chara. (Their invisible.) Don't ask about it unless you wish to get a faceful of friendliness pellets. Rule/step 5: Don't leave Flowey unnatended with nothing to do for more then 5 minutes; the results could be disastrous." The fish lady shook her head.
"Just what kind of crazy psychopath are Alphy and I babbmysittin' here?" She muttered to herself before taking the list in the fridge and looking at Flowey. He narrowed his eyes into a distrustful glare.
"Yes?" He asked, just as Alphys reentered the room. Flowey immediately locked onto her with a poisonous stare. The timid monster started squirming a bit under his glare. Undyne noticed the tension between the two and paused.
"Am I missin' something here?" She asked. "The tension is so thick between you two you could cut it with a knife." Flowey transferred his murderous glare to Undyne.
"Everything is fine Undyne," Flowey said, venom dripping from his voice. He suddenly noticed the backpack Undyne held in her hands. Remembering Frisk had said- or rather signed- about the gummy worms, Flowey quickly wrapped a vice around the backpack, taking it out of Undyne's grip while she looked at him in mild shock.
Flowey ignored Undyne and A plus as he carefully opened the backpack, and staryed rummaging around inside of it.
"Colouring books, pencils, sharpeners, music box, ah! Gummy worms!" Flowey cried, tears g open the bag and popping blue and pink gummy worn in his mouth, savoring the sweet flavour. He suddenly noticed Undyne and Alphys staring at him, and he paused, half of the gummy worn hanging out of his moth, the bag still speared with a vine- it was quiet a comical sight, actually.
"What? He asked, speech rather unclear due to the gummy worn. Undyne shrugged.
"Nothing," she said. "Just found it kind of ironic that a crazy murder flower liked gummy worms." Flowey rolled his eyes, and went back to eating the said treat, unaware of Alphys who had crept closer to examine the vine still holding the bag of gummy worms. Flowey was adamantly away of this fact, however, when she gave it an expiramental poke.
His head snapped up, glaring and hissing at Alphys,who gave a frightened squeak and moved back.
"What are you doing?" He asked, spraying a few gummy worms. Alphys pushed her glasses up her nose.
"I-i j-j-j-j-just w-w-wanted t-t-to s-see if th-the v-vines w-were a p-p-p-part of you?" She stuttered. Flowey raises an eyebrow.
"Like if you poked one would I be able to feel it?" He rephrased her question. Alphys nodded feverativly. Flowey sighed.
"Obviously the vines are a part of me, as you said, otherwise I wouldn't have recoiled away from you." He said in a bored tine. Alphys nodded again, and stood beside Undyne, who continued to watch the golden buttercup devour the bag of gummy worms. Flowey looked up at the two of them.
"Are you two just gonna watch me eat gummy worms or...?" He let the question trail off, and both girls flushed, and busiedd themselves with something. Undyne grabbed the backpack and took out its contents. She looked at the music box.
"Hey, i remember Toriel telling me about this," she said. "Apparently Prince Asriel made it for her." Flowey choked on a gummy worm, a feat that somehow owner unnoticed by the two females.
"Yeah," he said, a little out of breath from his earlier choking fit. "Frisk found out that it helps me sleep, so they play it when I go to sleep. Gets a little boring after a while, but hey," Flowey did his version of a shrug. "If it keeps me from waking up screaming, I'm cool with it." Flowey casually went back to eating gummy worms while the two females stared incredulously at him. Undyne shook her head.
You're insane, aren't you?" She muttered. Flowey gave a physcotic grin.
"That's riiiight!" He said playfully, before devouring the gummy worms again.
BAM! OVER-DUE CHAPTER DONE!
As per usual, I'm sorry about not updating, bla bla bla.
I don't actually have an excuse for not updating, other then the fact that I've been really sad lately. My uncle died. I've been busy comforting my Dad's family and my sister.
Sudden change of subject:
I honestly have no idea where this chapter came from. I was sittin' here, started typing, then BAM! New chapter!
It's also 11:15 P.m as I'm writing this. XD. I'm gonna be so tired in the morning tomorrow...
Whatever.
Au revoir, little biscuits!
P.S- school lets out in 16 days for me. 😃 More like 15 though, 'cause of how late it is here. But then summer comes, which means I get to sleep in till twelve o'clock noon, lol.
P.S.S- THIS IS AN UPDATE NOT A CHAPTER SO SORRY EVERYONE. I FIXED THE SPELLING ERRORS.