Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! Well, I still have a few hours till it comes but yeah:) 2011 sure came by fast. I miss it already, come back~

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!

Akira POV

Got awesome presents! yay! And kidnapped Santa! Well, it was more for Tobi, he thought that the guy from the mall was the real Santa and spent the whole day after Christmas terrorizing the poor guy... but it was his present from me. I'm sweet, I know...

The next thing on the list was the New Year! Personally I've been looking forward for this 2012 year cause we're supposed to die, which in my opinion is awesome, considering some can't just die -Hidan- and I wanted to get to the Apocalypse ASAP. Yay, I'm mad.

"Okay, guys, as you all know we're throwing a NYEP here, and we have to invite ppl. Any suggestions?" Pein said at one of the regular meetings.

"NYEP?" someone asked.

"New Year Eve Party" I answered. Some people just don't know all the short forms...

"Yeah. So?"

"Ummmm... may I?" I asked in a cute chibi voice.

"I know I'll regret it, but go ahead, Kira."

"Oro and co.! We already have one of the co. guys, check Itachi's room, unless he evaded, and it'd be fun to see if his hair has grown on that bold ball he has as a head!"

"HELLS NO!" Rina yelled.

"Great idea, Kira, it's the time of year we need to forgive others and treat them as our friends!" Ko-chan said, flashing Rina a LOOK.

"Okay, okay, but still..." she mumbled.

"Next?"

"Konoha!" Everyone yelled. Okay...

"Ummmm... okay." nii-san agreed.

"Tsunade and Mei Terumi!" kakuzu said.

"Hot chicks!" yelled Hidan.

"Nemo and Flipper and Ariel!" suggested Kisame.

"Granny!" said puppet-boy.

"Sempai!" Tobi yelled.

"Not Tobi!" Deidara screamed.

"Konan!" Pein said.

"Kira!" Konan said.

"Ah, for the love of blind kids, STOP THIS! We're not playing Tag!" I yelled. "Everyone make a list of who you wanna invite and we will. Just stop yelling!"

"Hai, ma'am!"

Kirina POV

Apparently, Kira's calling the shots now, ne? Oh well. Let's see, who do I want to invite?...I guess I would like Oro to be here so I can get Tobi to shave his head! But that guy still creeps me out...so, no. I know! I wantmy mommy and daddyto be here! But that's not really possible either...

It took me awhile but I wrote down who I want to invite.

"Okay, are you guys done?" Kira asked and didn't bother to do it nicely either. She got Tobi to collect the papers from everyone. Sigh, lazyass. Tobi respects her like a God though. Hehehe, maybe I can get Deidara or Hidan to do the same to me. Just need to take out some pictures, steal some stuff...perfect blackmail!...What am I thinking! Kira is influencing me too much.

"Who the hell wrote the Veggie Monster?" I looked up. Who would?

"NII-SAN!" Oh, yeah of course the carrot would support his fellow vegetable friends.

"BOOOO!" He got the whole organization booing...

"EVERYONE BELIEVES IN THE COOKIE MONSTER!" Oh...Hidan would regret ever shouting that out loud.

"IT IS NOT! YOU KIDS SHOULD EAT YOUR VEGGIES!" Pein argued.

"COOKIES? COOKIES? WHERE? TOBI WANTS A COOKIE!"

"Of course you do, Tobi. You always want cookies."

"But Rina-chan, where are Tobi's cookies?"

"Kitchen, duh."

"WAIT! Rina, no!" Kira warned.

"Huh?" BEEP BEEP BEEP. Fire alarm! Kira ran in...papers and all.

"Kira! The papers!" It was an hour later before the two returned, Kira had black marks all over her face.

"Where are the papers, Kira?"

"What papers?"

"New Year's...?"

"F*** those! I'm going to sleep.."

Akira POV

I swear I'm gonna kill them all... except for those who do whatever I wanna. Like Tobi. And nii-san. And I won't kill Itachi for the sake of my eyes which find heaven daily when looking at him. And Rina will also live to stay alive. Unfortunately. Otherwise who'd be jumping on my bed, trying to get me up to invite everyone?

"Come on, Kiraaaaaaaaaaa!"

"No!" I rolled to a side, squashing the pillow in my ears.

"Come onnnnnnnnnnnnn!"

"No! Get Tobi to do it!"

"Really? You think it's such a good idea?"

"I know it's not, but noooooooo!"

"You get to see Shinyyyy..."

"ooooh, appealing... but still too lazy. NO!"

"Fine! I'll go get Ita-kun to come with me!"

"He won't go."

"I know... so sad, ne? "

"yeah, so bad for you. Now let me sleep! I'm tired, annoyed, I have criminal intentions, the burns on my hands and Buddha knows where need to heal, and I have a PMSing girl jumping on my bed and trying to get me to go see a village of retards, a pedo snake with a shiny head and the four-eyed geek who can't wait to kill me and make experiments and Buddha knows what else with me. No thank you!"

"You're no fun at all!"

"What you're gonna do about it- tell Tobi to annoy me? Y'know he won't. He wants to keep me happy, so he can get cookies. And come to think, why wouldn't I tell him to get rid of you?"

"Cause he listens to me too!"

"really?" I said, then I magically took out a cookie from under my pillow and started moving it behind my bed. Soon, a Tobi came out. Yeah, he lives under my bed sometimes. Awesome, right? it's like having a dog! "Tobi, you're getting a pile of cookies and lollipops if you make Rina-chan go away!"

"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY AND WILL MAKE AKIRA-SAN'S WISH COME TRUE! COME ON, RINA-CHAN, LET'S PLAY A GAME! HIDE AND SEEK! I'LL HIDE IN THE KITCHEN, AND YOU WON'T FIND TOBI!"

"Tobi, stop." she tried.

"Tobi, don't stop." I countered.

"Tobi, leave."

"Tobi, don't leave."

"Tobi, do a barrel roll."

"Tobi, do a barrel roll." Rina looked strangely at me, but hey, it was a good idea!

Tobi's system was definitely going to explode. "ERROR, ERRROR, ERRRRRRROR, ERrrooooooor" and the voice faded away like a computer turning off. AWESOME!

Kirina POV

"Tobi, Tobi! Don't die!" I glared at Kira. "FIX THIS!" She shrugged.

"Can't, don't know how to."

"What do you mean, don't know how to?"

"I mean this has never happened to me." That's it. I went into full doctor mode.

"Bring me the emergency cookie." Kira confusedly cocked her head to the side.

"The...what?"

"EMERGENCY. COOKIE." She tossed me a cookie. I waved it in front of Tobi's face.

"Come on, wakey wakey! It's a cookie!" No response.

"Bring me the pinkest, fluffiest unicorn you can find!"

"On it!" Kira finally got what I was doing. She stepped out for a minute before coming back with...Hidan.

"Kira."

"Yes?"

"What. Part. Of. This guy," I pointed to Hidan. "Looks like a unicorn!"

"Uhhh...the eyes?" Facepalm moment.

"Just wave him in front of Tobi." Kira lifted Hidan up. I opened my mouth in shock. He has t weigh at least 200...I think.

"OI! What the f*** are you doing, b*tch!"

"Just shut the F*** pony boy!" Ah...it was so much fun watching them fight.

"Rina, it's not working!"

"NO! We're on code black! Code Black, everyone!"

"What's code black?" I ignored her.

"CODE BLACK!"

"What should I do?" Kira almost had a panic attack.

"Get rid of the unicorn first." She flung Hidan out the door.

"OW! Sh*t, that hurts you know!"

"Code black!" I murmured. "We can't really do anything else. Throw the patient out the window!"

"What! But...he'll die for sure!"

"Just do it! It's code black!"

"I don't even know what code black is!" She did it anyways. It was silent for a while...then the sound of a whirring machine coming to life could be heard.

"Tobi Model 0012759 startup. What can the good boy help you with?"

"He's back!" The two of us cheered!

"So. Kira.."

"Yes?"

"What are you doing about the New Year's Party?"

Akira POV

"Again we start? Nothing!"

"Nothing? Just like that? After a code black where you were almost asphyxiating from the stress?"

"First- wtf is a code black? Then, your mom was asphyxi-... asphoxy-... asphicsy- was doing whatever that long word may mean!"

"Asphyxiating is to cause to die or lose consciousness by impairing normal breathing, as by gas or other noxious agents; choke; suffocate; smother. Got it?"

"Huh?" yeah, I'm clueless with definitions quoted from . And I'm clueless with little geeks like Rina.

"Forget it. So. You're coming with me." she said decisively, and started pulling my arm around. She got the shock of her life when she realized it wasn't me she was pulling, but just my arm. "Waaaaaaah, cursed arm from hell! WTF?" she yelled, dropping it on the floor.

"How-to-get-rid-of-idiots-arm-2.0. The new deluxe edition. Got it from Sasori. Just for occasions like this." I answered matter-of-factly, making my real arm appear off the sleeve of my cloak. "I told you I ain't going. Not until everyone doesn't apologize and bring me stuff. You guys need to make up for all."

"For all what?"

"Burns? Shattered nerves? 1 pound gained?"

"Hmmmm... I'll see what I can do..."

...

half an hour later

...

"okay guys, now say it just as I taught you."

"haaaaaaaaah... Oh, great Akira-sama, please forgive our unworthy souls because we made your beautiful face frown and ** you off greatly." Wow, they really said it! I didn't think they would!

"Can you say it again, I wanna record it and set it as my ringtone..."

"F**K YOU B*TCH!"

"Not nice... but apologies accepted! Come on, Rina, let's go to Shiny!"

Kirina POV

"But I don't want to go to Shiny!"

"Why? Didn't you want to save his head more?"

"No! I object!" In a flash, I ran out of her room. Hiding place, hiding place. There really wasn't any...unless there just happened to be a secret tunnel under the secret base. Oh wait...there is! *Insert flashback here* I stood there remembering the happy memory of the good old pranking days. The nearest entrance should be around here. Like Kisame's room.

I burst in without bothering to knock, which really isn't a good idea in a base full of guys, but who cares? I've seen it all!

"Hi, Kisame-nii!" He was just feeding fish. Thank. God. I may have seen a lot, but I seriously don't want a rerun!

"Hi Imouto-chan."

"How's Bubbles doing?" I asked as I went to the spot where the entrance supposedly was.

"Dead." I stopped momentarily.

"Eh? What about Fins?" His face darkened.

"He lost his fin..."

"Oh...umm..Sharkboy?" Now the big guy was on the verge of tears.

"DYING!" He sobbed uncontrollably. Such a shame to see a grown man cry...actually no. It's quite awkward. You ever seen it?

"There, there. I'm sure he'll survive." I tried comforting.

"You don't understand! He's not eating and not swimming either!"

"Come on! Cheer up! Look on the bright side...um.." Is there a bright side to this?

"What bright side?"

"He...won't feel the pain anymore?"

"I..guess you're right." I let out a sigh of relief. When it comes to fish, you really have to be careful what you say to Kisame. Even though he's part fish himself, Kisame really can't take care of fish. Spaghetti and meatballs are not fish food and will not give them extra calcium not matter what Wikipedia says! Tobi can do a better job than him. Enough about fish here! This is about me and escaping!

"Hey, it's nice seeing you and all, but I've got to go nii-san!"

"Okay...sniff."

"Smile a little!" He did a creepy grin.

"Never mind...go back to that other face. I think Itachi can smile better than you can.." He reverted to the depressed face. I lifted the entrance and disappeared under it. Awhile after I started walking, I heard Kisame tapping the floor.

"It's...hollow?" Kukukuku, Kira will never catch me now!...wait, did I just...laugh like OROCHIMARU! That guy is seriously influencing my...laugh? Holy F...ishsticks!

Akira POV

Damn. Where did that little mesu go? Grrr... I'm gonna take a shortcut to her room.

*insert shiny lights and trumpets and a random 2D lion plushie flying across the screen leaving a rainbow behind it* THE GREAT TUNNELS OF AKIRA RELOADED! *end all special effects*

I started rushing towards the place where the trapdoor to Kirina's room was, when suddenly someone ran into me. Great, now what kinda idiot gets to... wait a sec... WHO THE HELL KNOWS ABOUT MY TUNNELS OTHER THAN SOME MESU NAMED RINA!

"Uh, sorry, sorry, sorry!" she said, probably forgetting she was speaking with me.

"Damn right you should be sorry! Who gave you the right to use my stuff? This whole thing is mine! I OWN it. This is a violation of my propriety. I can report you."

"But I don't wanna go see Shiny! I have nothing better to do there. You fight Harry and I have to stand there watching Shiny go on about how he wants my body. It's so damn weird!" she pouted.

"Then let's invert our roles. You fight Harry and I talk to Shiny. Okay?"

"Promise?"

"Yeah."

"Okay, then!"

Buddha, it's like talking to Tobi...

...

...

"So, while my dear associate is kicking your associate's ss, I'll tell you about the invitation Akatsuki has for you."

"You want me to join again because Itachi-kun can't live without me? finally! Sure I will! Ehm, I mean... beg me all you want, I won't come back!"

"Um. It ain't that. It's more like our NYEP."

"Oh, your New Year Eve Party? Hmmmm... do I get my Sasuke back?"

"Probably. And you get to see Ko-chan."

"Huh?"

"Oh, sorry, I mixed you up with my brother. this ain't working on you. Then... you get to see Ita-kun."

"Kyaaaaaaaaa!" Yeah, he did it. Sigh.

"Yeah. So I'm guessing that's a yeah?"

"Kyaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Okay."

"Kyaaaaaaaaaa!"

"See ya..."

"Kyaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Okay, stop now, you're scaring me!"

"Kyaaaaa- ouch!"

"Rina, come on, don't kill him, let's go." I hated to take away her fun, but Harry had to be there to meet Ron. You choose which of the redheads will play Ron... I don't care. I'd love to see them both annoyed.

So. Konoha next. We gotta hurry a little, ne...?

Kirina POV

Ah...Konoha...not much to do here!

"So, who, exactly, do you plan on inviting?" I asked Kira. I mean, there is like HUNDREDS of people here!

"All of them."

"Excuse me, what?"

"All. Of. Them."

"WHAT?"

"I want to invite everyone in Konoha!" I kicked her.

"Baka! Our base is so small, it can't fit that many people! Kakuzu is too cheap to remodel too..."

"Well then, I'll convince the old money lover!" So, she turned around and left me. Psch, getting the easy job again.

I walked around for a bit, exploring the village for a while. I sat down for some ramen and a familiar flash of blonde hair sat next to me, and no, it's not the criminal artist that we all know. I'm talking about the blonde haired idiot who yells a lot. That jinchuuriki kid-what's his name? Naruto. Right, like the thing I'm eating right now. Mr. Ramen Topping. If I can get him to go to our party then maybe, just maybe, I can get a raise! Pein will be pleased. I will be rich!

"Hey Blondie!" He turned around.

"Oh hey...HEY! AREN'T YOU FROM AKATSUKI!" His yelling is giving me a headache.

"Uh Yeah! Obviously!" I motioned to my cloak.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" Headache...earache too...

"Dammit kid, lower your voice a little, it's not gonna kill you."

"What do you want Baa-chan?"

"Hey! I'm not that much older than you! Geez, rude!" He stuck his tongue out at me. Childish...

"Get to the point already!"

"The Akatsuki is inviting all of Konoha to a NYEP or whatever the hell Kira calls it."

"A..what?"

"NYEP!"

"What's that? Is it edible?" I face palmed. This guy's stupider than me. Heck, I bet Tobi can beat him in a test.

"New Year's Eve Party. Smart one."

"Hahaha, I am smart!" Wow...he's just unbelievable. "Why should I go anyways?"

"Sasuke will be there!" He was silent...awkward. The silence didn't last long, however, because a certain pink-haired girl interrupted us. Sakura. I'm not exactly fond of her, but as a host, I'll have to act.

"Naruto! What are you still doing there!" Then she saw me. "Who are you? Akatsuki! What did you do to Naruto?"

"Sakura-chan, we're going to a party!" I looked at him.

"I'm guessing you agree then?" He nodded. I wrote down the address. "Here's the address, and please inform the rest of the village."

"What?"

"I said, please inform the rest of the village."

"Huh?"

"Tell the rest of your village that we invited them!" Gosh, how much do I have to dumb it down for him!

"The entire Konoha? That'll take days!"

"Sucks for you! Find your own way!" I left and brushed past Sakura.

"Hey you! Come back! I'm not done questioning you yet!" Annoying girl. She kept yelling and started following me too.

"Sasuke will be there." I said. That stopped her. She just froze and I made my grand exit. I feel so evil today, mwahahaha. Cough, cough. Okay, time to see what Kira came up with.

Akira POV

"Hey, Kuzu-chaaaannnn~"

"What the hell do you... ah, Akira-san! How may I help you?" Yeah, he started being oh-so-polite and my slave since I made a crisis over how the date I had with him was the worst ever and he felt like he should pay for his mistakes. Note the use of the verb 'pay'.

"Weeeeell... we seem to be having a little, small, tiny problem... but you can solve it, right? Everyone knows how cool you are... so this shouldn't bother you, ne?" Yeaaa, I'm good!

"Um... Yeah, sure. So what's the problem?"

"Our base is kinda... small. Like, the whole Konoha won't fit in here, unless we dis-articulate them and hang them off the ceiling."

"THE WHOLE KONOHA?"

"Oh, plus the food and drinks."

"WHAT? ARE YOU MAD, WOMA-..." and he had a heart attack and died for the next five seconds. Then, he woke up dizzied.

"No, I ain't mad. Well, as mad as I was since I was born. So?"

"I'm guessing... I may do this..."

"Okayy... now I'm gonna..."

"For a hug."

"WHA-?"

"What? I feel like no one loves me!" That's damn OOC!

"Then go to Kisame!"

"No, he hugs his dead fishes and stinks! I wanna you! You don't hug dead fishes and stink!"

"Then go to Zetsu! He smells like daisies."

"And dirt."

"Then Ko-chan!"

"Your brother would kill me"

"Then nii-san!"

"Konan would kill me."

"Tobi?"

"..."

"..."

Okay, for the sake of your eyes, let's skip this part. Conclusion- the old bastard agreed to make all the preparations necessary.

Now. Best question of them all- what should I wear? Rinaaaaaaa!

Kirina POV

It's finally New Year's Eve! Kakuzu kept his word and expanded our base to at least twice it's size! Kira was busy running around right now, barking orders at everyone. I'm smart, I hid in the corner.

"No Tobi! You'll knock down the cookies! Deidara put that away! If the tree explodes, I'll kill you!" That sounds fun! I want to see a tree explode!

"Kira-chan, do you need any help?" I asked.

"What do you think!"

"Uhh, yeah?"

"Are you going to help?"

"NOPE!"

"...Don't make me come over there." I childishly stuck my tongue out. "RAWR!" She actually charged at me!

"Ahhh! Kira-chan, don't you have better stuff to do than chase me around?"

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU, MIZUHANA!"

"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, WHATEVER YOUR LAST NAME IS!" I ran into a lot of stuff. Tables, chairs, food, people, Tobi's. After a five minute game of 'tag', the living rom looked like World War III happened.

"You. Will. Clean. This. NOW!"

"Okay, okay." I started right away, even I am scared of Kira's wrath. The last time somebody tasted her wrath, the shoulder got dislocated and he was missing his front row of teeth. I think he's still in the hospital...maybe I should visit him sometime. Get him flowers or something.

Sigh...clean up took up the whole hour. I barely have time to get ready...

In my room, I put on a knee length blue dress, and light blue Converse.(They're comfortable, okay?)

"The guests are arriving!" I heard Kira yell. Yay, how happy! The living room was filled with people. Music blared loudly. I'm pretty sure that Tobi chose the music. Nobody, other than him, would play Barney and be caught dead with it. More and more people came.

"WHERE'S SASUKE!" I heard as soon as Naruto, his gang, and Orochimaru arrived. Well, Orochimaru added 'and Itachi' to it...thank God he didn't put MY name in there!

"Orochimaru! What are you doing here!" I heard Naruto. Hmm...I smell a fight coming.

"Kira, you take care of Shiny and I'll take care of Naruto!"

"Okay!" I walked up to the blonde.

"Heyyy, Naruto! How ya liken the party?"

"Where's Sasuke?"

"Chicken Butt? Over there, down the hall in one of the doors." I pointed towards the hall opposite of where Sasuke really is...hidden in Itachi's closet. Naruto took off with Sakura, Kakashi, and a guy who looks like Sasuke, his replacement perhaps? I looked behind me and Kira was asking if Shiny needed a haircut and he declined. She led him and Kabuto somewhere. I hope she led them to the backyard!

Akira POV

And I led Shiny and Harry to the backyard. Then I put my hands on my hips and started accusingly at them. "what do you think you're doing?"

"What?"

"Yelling like this! It's the NYEP, and I have no time for your obsessions! Same goes to you, Harry."

"..."

"And why the hell are you wearing Rainbow Dash's cosplay?" Don't ask why I know about little ponnies, too much dA.

"Well, we thought it was a fancy party, like we have to dress up in stuff! We chose Rainbow Dash! Why, you like more AppleJack or Twilight Sparkle?"

"I don't give a f**k about Little Ponies! I want you two to get along with everyone, okay?"

"And if not?"

"Then no Chicken Butt for you."

"Gaaaawh, Harry, your girlfriend is mean! But I agree. Then I get Sas'ke and itachi, right?"

"I guess."

"Kukukukuku!" he laughed and then left.

I sighed. being an organizer is so damn hard. Somewhere on my right side I saw Ko-chan and Nii-san, looking very happy together, and I recalled everything I shared with them in the last year. Oh, happy memories...

Inside, everyone was having fun. Sure, Kuzu-chan was stealing money from ppl when they weren't looking, Hidan was cursing at everyone, Kisame was trying to have fun forgetting about his dead fishes, Itachi was... well, weasel-like, Zetsu was trying to blend in, Tobi was acting like the maniac he is, but whom I still liked, Deidara and Sasori were admiring a body, for once agreeing that Tsunade's 'art' is the best, and Rina... Rina has just returned from wherever she's been.

I met her somewhere near the Christmas tree that was still there.

"Nice party, ne?"

"Yeah. Awesome collab we're doing."

"Yeah. The past year has been great."

"I have a feeling the one to come is going to be greater!"

"I agree..."

Here is another chapter brought to you by the two of us! This one is actually the longest ever! Over 4000 words! O_O Yeah...Hope you guys have a great year! Full of happiness and...stuffXP Happy New Year!(The fireworks outside are kinda scaring me -_-"_)