Disclaimer: I'm not Dan. So I did not create iCarly or its characters.
TO: Gibby
FROM: Carly
SUBJECT:
You are not stupid. You are different. You don't know typical things because you aren't a typical person. You are funny and people like you.
Ladies like you ;) and your shirtlessness.
Carly
TO: Carly
FROM: Gibby
SUBJECT:
Ya really mean that?
I guess I'm obligated to tell you something. Sam and Freddie told me not to.
Gibby
cShay: I already know that they are in love
gibby: oh its not that
cShay: what?
gibby: yea that's old news
gibby: do you know where I can get some silly putty? Guppy wants to put it on this girl's sandal.
cShay: silly putty? No no no
cShay: what did u want to tell me about?
gibby: the picture
gibby: you know…the piiiiiiiiicture
gibby: anyway…this silly putty business
gibby: do you think Cabbage General might have some?
cShay: WHAT PICTURE?
cShay: TELL ME ABOUT THE PICTURE
gibby: yea it was a baaaaad picture
gibby: that French guy was stalking you or something
gibby: I just checked the website! Cabbage general has silly putty!
cShay: forward me this PICTUREEEE NOW
gibby: ok
gibby: but then I gotta go get guppy some silly putty
317-555-4321: Samantha Puckett answer me now
317-555-4321: I really want to talk to you : (
317-555-4321: ;(
TO: Freddie
FROM: Carly
SUBJECT:
I'll be there soon. I just want you to know that I found out about that PICTURE you insisted I didn't find out about. I called my dad and he's taking care of it. That sick dude will not know what hit him!
It's not real. He Pictocropped it or something.
Carly
TO: Carly
FROM: Freddie
SUBJECT:
Sam is still ignoring me. I even went to her house and tried to get her to come outside.
I took ham.
She turned down ham.
Freddie
TO: Freddie
FROM: Carly
SUBJECT:
Everything is going to be alright Freddie. She has agreed to meet up with Gibby to pick me up and take me home. You are going to be waiting outside the front doors and SWOOP HER INTO YOUR ARMS
AND KISS
HER FACE.
Carly
TO: Carly
FROM: Sam
SUBJECT:
I can't come pick you up at the airport. My mom needs me to wait for the mailman because she has a package due today. I will be at your house at five o'clock sharp! I am really sorry.
I'll bring you your favorite smoothie to make up for it.
Sam
TO: Freddie
FROM: Sam
SUBJECT:
Thanks for the ham.
Sam
TO: Carly
FROM: Freddie
SUBJECT:
She said thank you for the ham. She is breaking my heart X(
Freddie
TO: Freddie
FROM: Carly
SUBJECT:
Aw, I hate to laugh at your misfortune but that was really cute. Freddie in real love is awesome.
BTW, Sam can't make it to the airport. Her mom made plans for her last minute. So she's going to be at my house at 5 o'clock. I'm going to leave the door unlocked and all the lights off…and I'll be upstairs. She won't take the stairs because, honestly, this is Sam we are talking about. I'll tell her I've just gotten home and to come help me unpack.
She will go to the elevator. And inside you will be. You will PULL HER INTO YOUR ARMS AND KISS HER FACE. This is going to happen. I'm telling you, Freddie, it will be amazing!
Carly
317-555-1289: hey carl!
317-555-5678: SAAM!
317-555-1289: on my way!
317-555-5678: im not hm yt!
317-555-1289: Ill wait 4 u thr
317-555-5678: X [ fine
317-555-5678: GO TO MY HOUSE!
317-555-4321: y?
317-555-5678: SAM IS ON HER WAY THERE NOOOOOOW
317-555-4321: WHAT?
317-555-5678: ALL CAPS RAGEEEEE jst GO
317-555-4321: going going going!
317-555-5678: STOP TEXTING ME AND GO MAKE LOVE TO YOUR LOVE
317-555-4321: in your apartment?
317-555-5678: u kno wht I mean!