Chapter 14 – Life is sexy
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I got rid of Ron quickly as he had great problems entering Slytherin's common room which was the path to my quarters. Hermione had no such problems and escorted me to them where I had a partial break down. These were Daphne and my quarters and the images of her there were emotional. That started my tears and Hermione in instructional mode.
Hermione started on the book side and describing emotions and my broken heart and…
All I wanted to do was get rid of her and sit on the couch and watch the flames in the fireplace. Oh! NO! Hermione the bookworm and know-it-all explained in great detail how I must face each room in my sorrow and loss. So dutifully she accompanied me into each room and as I was crying over Daphne, I must have ignited something in Hermione. About a week later she had seduced me. Well it wasn't that hard, well then again I was that hard.
Come to find out that she had more suppressed problems than I had problems. Apparently no one saw her as a girl and only as a bookworm. Well she made sex with me as a never-ending learning experience morning, noon and night. That was fine with me but Ron would find out much later at the burrow and his repressed love for Hermione would let loose some aggression. The whole world was turning into emotions and angst. The forseeable explosions should be enjoyable.
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June flew into the light of day and OWLs and NEWTs were due for those testing. While I had to take the test I just put my name on the paper and left everything blank. For some reason I knew the answer to each question but I was not going to be forced or be manipulated. I had a place to stay, the Ministry paid my expenses and I could keep an eye on most of my "friends".
"Harry can I have a word?" Ginny Weasley asked.
"I guess so." I was not thrilled to be dealing with part two or the "tarnished trio". Well that was stupid of me wasn't it? I was bonking Hermione and the next thing I know Ginny has me or I got her, shit, now I was bunking Ginny. How can a teenager refuse sex when it's plainly laid out in fount of him?
Testing is now over by June 2nd tomorrow the train leaves for summer break.
"Mr. Potter!" Professor McGonagall again directs me to the Headmasters office. Followed by the Toad! Merlin I had almost forgotten that she was around.
Headmaster's office:
"Harry my boy!" Oh brother here we go again!
As the sweet words rolled off Dumbledorks silver tongue I was thinking, one of these days I am going to croak the Toad and Dumbledork or both. Then again, maybe I will have them transfigured into two book ends or better yet, married off to some deviant or each other.
"Harry it is extremely important that you stay at the Burrow this summer as Voldemort is running amuck and has you in his sights. Molly is thrilled to have you and I must insist for your safety."
"Sure Dumbledore I see no reason why not!" I was thinking of Ginny over the summer close at hand." This manipulation I could enjoy.
Then came the fun news. I had a trial approaching for the death of all those people in the room that exploded. This of course was directed by Minister Malfoy. Dumbledork assured me that there was no way and I should have any concern over this formality. I wondered if the Dementors at Azkaban could be bribed?
So a couple of days later we are on the train to summer break. I then find out that Hermione is going to be staying at the Burrow also, my fun is over."
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Arriving at the Burrow Hermione and Ginny will be sharing the same room as usual. They then said that I would share a room with Ron and I said, "NOPE, NOT HAPPENING!"
Somewhere in the scheme of things Molly Weasley had determined that she was the boss of me and every other thing in the world. She found after yelling at me she got the finger which sent her to physically lay hands on me. She found herself on the chicken coup out back. Never let a Weasley be deterred and she charged back in and attempted to lay hands on me again. She then found herself in Diagon Alley. I found were Ron got his stupidity as she 'floed' in and charged at me only to find herself in Dublin. The next attack was the arrival of Dumbledore with Molly behind him.
"You seem to have a problem Harry?"
"No, none at all in that I will not sleep in Ron's room. His snoring is harmful to my ears and sleeping. So if you wish to accompany me to Diagon alley I will buy a tent to sleep in out back and avoid his loud snoring and the rest of the yelling in this house.
Suddenly Molly has an idea, "Albus I think he should sleep in Percy old room as he is not around any more." Well that made Molly happy and that lasted for two months before most of the Weasley family exploded.
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Second day at the Weasley's:
"Hermione I have a favor to ask of you."
"What do you need Ginny?"
"I need to get to Harry's room and I need for you to cover for me."
"WHAT?"
"Well we are kind of …ugh…you know?"
"No I don't…know, tell me NOW!"
"Well we are having a sexual relation." Ginny whispered.
"The same kind as I am having I assume?" Hermione growled.
"WHAT!" Ginny yelled.
They then approached my room and I was lucky to get a silencing charm up over the room as they started yelling.
"Whoa, did I ask either of you to be my girlfriend? Did I ask either of you to have sex with me or did you sort of push into an arrangement?"
"But with two of us? Hermione asked.
"Whatever you want, all I can say is that I will try to make you happy but no long time promises." I liked them both but this was going nowhere except for the sex.
The next thing I get is both leaving the room in a huff. Well there goes the summer!
That night I got both sneaking into my room and they had made an agreement. What they decided was between them but it was now my problem. With a problem like this I should shout off the highest tower at Hogwarts. I also found out another secret about myself. Both girls wanted sex so I tried and I was surprised at the results. Maybe the girls were also.
They call it teen hormones I call it lust. They got all they could handle that night to my surprise. So the summer progressed in their room or mine. We ended up more in their room as Ron didn't rush into their room unannounced as he did in mine. Molly was the biggest problem. My locking charms were a normal thing that was done along with anti-preg charms for the girls, I put heavy emphasis on the silencing charm on the room.
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Towards the end of August I had two girls wrapped around my finger if not my body. They were absolutely addicted to sex and me which gave me some questions and not many answers. Then one night after a long and multiple tryst with the two girls I had forgotten the charms on the girl's room. Ron being as stupid as can be, forgot that knocking was appropriate on the girl's room. He just bursting into the room while running his mouth and not thinking as usual. Due to the weather being in August, the window was open to let any cool wind in that happened along. After what we thought was an enjoyable evening we fell asleep still in our birthday suits. As we lay entwined with each other on top of the covers and clearly visible, Ron charged into the room.
Ron exploded and he threw every hex, jinks, curse and spell he knew. The curses flew at us as my shield came into life. The shield held but the room was being damaged even with his weak powered spells. Giving up he starts screaming and heads downstairs for reinforcements.
Molly exploded in a tirade close to glass shattering volume, which brought the brothers. I was surprised that the girl protested, telling everyone that this was their business and for them to butt out! Even I knew that would go no where. I headed to my room and secured it from attack. The assaults soon faded. Meanwhile Dumbledork, Bill and Molly have the girl's room ward against anyone entering or leaving and there was even a discussion of Charley bringing a dragon in to protect the innocent girls. I stayed in my sealed room and had Mopsy bring in my food. The next night the girls were squealing with delight as I popped into their room to see if they were still talking with me.
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Back in my favorite court room ten, the Deatheaters, err, members of the court were assembled with Lucius heading up the lynch mob.
"You are charged with the death of twenty innocent Ministry staff, how do you plead?"
"Not Guilty" was my response.
"Time to vote Malfoy said, all those voting guilty. Vote is unanimous; two years in Azkaban, banned from using magic for life, magic will be bound. Guards take the prisoner away!"
Dumbledore was yelling in anger and the Deatheaters were yelling in celebration, I was laughing out loud. Too bad all the yelling was going on or I would have made several bets that Voldemort would get me in Azkaban before I got released. I stood up and quieted the courtroom with, "NOPE, NOT HAPPENING!"
I threw my phony wand at Malfoy and guided with it with my magic, it lodged in his neck. As the Aurors and court members fired curses at me I just thought of my home in Knockturn Alley and a moment later a happy Mopsy was presenting me with a drink.
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My aim was off and Malfoy lived. The wizard world is upset. Malfoy bands me from ever getting a wand for life and excommunicates me from the wizard world, i.e. not allowed in any magical area. When caught I will get my magic bound for life? Hasn't that been tried before by a higher power at the tournament?
I hadn't been back two weeks when Sharpknife send an owl requesting I pop directly to his office at 10am the next day.
"SharpKnife, good morning."
"And a good morning to you Harry I have some news for you, a new vault has appeared and guess who it wants to become acquainted with? Yep, you!"
"Sharpknife whose vault from who and why me?" I asked. SharpKnife gets evasive and states, "It's an old vault that has long lost any heirs or titles but for some reason it mysteriously appeared and mysteriously named you as heir."
I believe this crock of dung? So we take the express ride down even past the dragons and the plain stone wall opens at my touch. Great galloping Umbitch kisses, the thrill was underwhelming, no galleons, or knuts only a roughly built stand holding a 12" knife or mini-sword, a bracelet and a manuscript which I cannot read.
"Harry I assure you that since the vault opened to you that anything in it can not hurt its owner." SharpKnife was grinning and that is never a good sign.
I closely inspect the bracelet which is gold and incrusted with many gems half of which I have no idea what they are. The knife is also adorned with some gems that match the bracelet. I go to pick up the knife but it will not let me touch it via mini shocks. Right won't hurt the owner of the vault. I reach for the bracelet and it also evades my hand but attacks me so fast that I didn't see it move. It attached to my right wrist and disappears. Now what? The knife then jumps up and is now in my left hand and a second later it also disappears. I slip the manuscript in my pocket and we leave. I have no use for a wooden stand and SharpKnife wants to return to his office.
SharpKnife's office:
"Harry do not ask, as I cannot say anything, just read the manuscript. I received a visit last night telling me a lot of things and what to do, and what not to say which is I must say nothing more than I have said, the visitor was my father who died in the last great war. Father's right hook knocked me to the floor and convinced me that this was not a dream. Oh! A new thing at Gringotts for our super customer Mr. Jones, he has a universal credit card, good in muggle and magical banks and stores.
When I returned to my house in Knockturn Alley I pulled out the manuscript to see if I could at least see what language it was written in and found I could read it and understand the items that I just recieved from the vault.
Later in frount of the fire:
My mind flashed to Daphne and how this could have… to my magic…to the new gift…to my being an escaped prisoner…to my stupid life. Whether it was the fates doing this or Bruce I had received my orders but then what were those orders, not to stop Voldemort and get involved if Hogwarts was in danger. They never said I couldn't cause troubles or that Deatheaters were off-limits.
Yes the manuscript was indeed enlightening. Maybe I could not be like Voldemort, but I have the power, maybe I would bend over backwards not to damage property or the innocent. But I have the power, so rather than sit here and mope I should…yes I believe I will.