Not So Japanese
Drabble Series: This means that it will be short. Often times or not averaging about 100 words.
Summary: OMG! I CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND YOU GUYS NOW! You want me to do WHAT? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND? Oh looky! It's a shiny box!
English
"Hey, where is Da-chan? I haven't seen her since Valentines Day, and I got her a white gift!" said Hunny, crying into Mori.
"The last we saw of her was when she swan-dived into the box of chocolates to get Fred." Said the DNA sharing siblings.
"Is it me, or has it grown?" Asked my ultra cool best friend who hides stuff in my room.
Not that he knows yet.
The rest of my harem looked at it.
"Now that you mention it, I think it has." Mentioned my Sensei.
"Do you think that we should go in?" asked Hunny.
"No! We can't loose our precious daughter!" shouted out the being that really gets on my nerves.
"I'm not going anywhere." Deadpanned my best friend who plays along with the Evil Lord of Dumbness.
"I miss Da-chan! WAHHHH!" cried my little huggable person.
"I….HAVE RETURNED! ALLOZEY!" I screamed as I pushed boxes around me. "DIE YOU EVIL ORGANISM OF PINK! DIE!"
I told you I would return.
Oh! And Fred is now Fredette, with little Freds!