A/N: *Everyone at party (Besides Ayano) raise glasses (besides those who don't drink)*

Guests: Nice party/Gotta go now, loved the party/This was nice, gotta go though/See ya later, alligator!/Whatever...

Me: Okay, who said that last one?! Rude! Cat, you can stay if you want. Sleep over?

Special thanks to 'Guest' for reviewing. I appreciate it! Glad to know more people like my story... :)

Jo: Phoenix, Start the chapter already! I want to know what happens on tape 5!

Me: Okay, okay. Jeez, don't rush me.

Ayano: I'm sure she does want to...

Osana: *cries in corner*

Me: *Confused* Huh? Nevermind, anyway; back to the story!

Jo: Yay! *starts reading*

...

Chapter 13: Another rival & Tape 5

I started tape 5 as soon as I could and began to listen:

"From that day forward, I was a national disgrace. I was known across the nation as a lecherous journalist who stalked schoolgirls and tried to throw a girl in prison to boost his own career.

I saw disgust in the eyes of every person who looked at me. My house and my car were vandalized every day for weeks. Needless to say, I was never able to work as a journalist again.

The police department that arrested the girl was also the subject of national criticism. They were accused of being incompetent fools who would arrest anybody without sufficient evidence.

Ever since then, the police in that town have been extremely lenient in an attempt to repair their reputation... and don't want to go anywhere near the local high school except for extremely brief periods of time.

But the worst part of the entire experience didn't come from the media or the public. Immediately after the trial, I tried to escape the press by hiding in an alley behind the courthouse. Only one person found me there. It wasn't a journalist or a reporter...

It was the girl who had just been declared innocent. I'll never forget her face that day. She was smiling, but her face was blank.

Empty. Soulless. Like a doll's eyes.

She looked like she didn't have a single ounce of humanity in her entire body.

With that smiling face, she said to me...

'It would be very easy to make your death look like a suicide. Don't ever cross me again.'

She turned around and left without another word."

What?! So, she did do it...

I took out tape 5 and sat it next to the other two. five tapes down, five to go...

...

It was now lunchtime. I was on the school rooftop and saw Senpai come up and eat his Bento. It was in the shap of a diffrent animal eachday of the week. My favorite one was the one in the shape of a panda, which was used for Mondays. On Tuesdays it was a rabbit, Wednesday: Cats, Thursday's: Horsus, and on Fridays: Dogs...

I watched him eat, and slowly licked my lips as he did. "U-um, Ayano-Chan..." I looked over to Kuudere-Chan, who had walked over to me without me noticing. "Yes, what is it." If she was talking to me, then there was only one reason.

"T-Taro, has a cr-crush on a girl named Yuki Yamazaki. She's the president of the sewing club, and a member of the cooking club..."

I smiled and thanked her for her info. "Ever since I had helped Kuudere-Chan with the Basu sisters, She has agreed to help me find out information on girls who like Senpai (Or vise versa)... And while Info-Chan could do the same (with better results) I can't go around the school taking pantyshots of every girl. I'd look like a pervert... (You are a pervert Ayano!) Kuudere-Chan blushed and left me to watch my Senpai. She had learned by now that I was a stalker, but she didn't care. She was surprisingly desprete for friends. Hell, if I told her that I killed Koharu-Chan, she would probably still want to be my friend...

So, Yuki Yamazaki huh? I've heard of her. I did know that she was president of the Sewing club, but how did I not know that she was in the cooking club too? But that didn't matter. Yuki-Chan... You threaten my love... Prepare to die...

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A/N: Did anyone get that ending reference? Here's a hint: Yuki-Chan is never going to get to be a prince's bride...

So, SOOO sorry that this chapter is really short. I've just been both busy (Mainly) and lazy (partly) But at least you know what's on tape 5, and who the next rival is...

If anyone is asking: 'What about the nurse?!' She will be a rival, but not for a while. Maybe after Yuki... I'm planning on her being the fourth rival... (Actually the 4th rival will be two rivals at once... Threesome anyone? XD)

So, now that the fifth tape is out there-"

Jo: WHERE'S TAPE 6?! GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE ME THE PRECIOUS! *Swings climbing axe around*

Me: JOHANNA, STOP! TAPE 6 WILL APPEAR IN ANOTHER TWO OR THREE CHAPTERS!

Jo: I WANT IT NOOOOOOW! *falls on floor after swinging axe/starts crying maddeningly*

Me: Jo, please... Please stop crying... *picks her up and hugs her*

Jo: *hugs me back* I-it's not fair! I want to hear it now! *cries into my shoulder*

Me: *blushes* U-uh... J-Johanna... Oh, what the hell? *hugs her back*

Ayano: *to Osana* Told ya Johanna likes him... Or does HE like HER?

Osana: *Still crying in corner* Shut up! Baka! *shakes from sobs*

Me: *Still hugging Johanna* Okay, now that this authors note is over, let's end the chapter please... *waits* Please?

(2,000 years later)

Me: Please end the chapter...

(2 hours later)

Me: I'm getting annoyed...

(5 hours later)

Patrick Star: Can you hurry up, I'm running out of signs...

Me: A screw it! I'll end it myself!

Bye!

Me: *Ends Chapter*