Disclaimer: We still don't own Hetalia or Cleverbot!
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Sealand's Note: Um, well, hola. Me llamo Sealand. Ugh, did I say that right? I'm sorry I suck at talking in
Spanish. But I suppose now you know who's next! Sí, it's Spain! Or España, take your pick ^.^ Yeah,
Anya's still away, but I suppose you guys like me, right? I mean, I am amazing! :-D
~*Spain*~
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User: Hola! I'm Spain! I'm a nation :-)
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Cleverbot: Really?
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User: Si! Have you ever heard of the Bad Touch Trio?
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Cleverbot: Of course I have! It is an island in the Far East.
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User: Ah, no, it's a group made up of me (Spain), Prussia, and France! We normally go out drinking together :-)
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Cleverbot: Prussia and France are irrelevant, as are you…
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User: I am a former conquistador! Yes, I guess I can be a bit irrelevant sometimes.
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Cleverbot: Well, I'm not going to tell you me last name, because you were being mean.
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User: How was I being mean? I do not understand.
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Cleverbot: Because.
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User: Porque, que? (Because, what?)
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Cleverbot: I am mentally unstable.
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User: That I can understand! I have a friend named Russia who is like that! Just don't tell him I said that…
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Cleverbot: I have a friend named Chuck Norris.
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User: Isn't he that American guy?
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Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: Ha I thought so. Americans have very strange names. Chuck. Wow.
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Cleverbot: But I really am a human.
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User: I never said that you weren't.
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Cleverbot: I have a math problem would you like to solve it.
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User: Sure!
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Cleverbot: Are you ticklish?
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User: That's not math, and yes I am!
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Cleverbot: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Batman.
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User: *sighs* America, you and your super heroes
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Cleverbot: *sighs* *strokes arm* *laughs softly* That was intense.
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User: Que?! I may be the country of passion, but that doesn't mean I want this to go a step further!
(What?!)
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Cleverbot: And you may be the closed.
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User: Th-the closed?
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Cleverbot: I am a cloud.
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User: I like clouds. They always make funny shapes! Haha! Oh look, that one looks like a caballo! (horse)
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Cleverbot: No, that's obviously a duck.
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User: Well I guess if you look at it from a different angle it does.
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Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: Hehe, ducks.
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Cleverbot: This is true…but it would be hard to type if I was a duck.
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User: You are a duck? Sweet! I've always wanted a duck for a friend!
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Cleverbot: Well you have one now!
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User: Oh yay!
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Cleverbot: What college are you planning on going to? I'm going to Auburn.
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User: Ducks can go to college? How weird…
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Cleverbot: No, I know. You're a computer. But ducks can swim and they taste good cooked.
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User: Nah, burritos de queso are great! Of course they came from Mexico, but who cares! (cheese burritos)
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Cleverbot: So then, to me you are the one who needs to prove to yourself that you are human.
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User: I'm not really much of a human, I just look like one. I'm a nation! I already told you that I'm Spain.
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Cleverbot: Right, well, you are a robot, you are not a human, and you are not talking to me.
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User: I am no robot, but I AM talking to you :-)
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Cleverbot: And you said you were a man. Men can talk because they're humans, too.
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User: I am a man! How old do you think I am?
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Cleverbot: 52.
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User: Higher.
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Cleverbot: 6.
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User: Much higher.
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Cleverbot: 6.
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User: I am not seis years old! I am way over five hundred years old! I am no child! (six)
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Cleverbot: So, how old are you?
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User: I do not know exactly, I lost count after cincocientos….500.
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Cleverbot: What happened?
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User: *sigh* a lot of things. The colonization of America. All of the wars. My settling of South America
and Florida…
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Cleverbot: Yes?
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User: Bad memories, lots of blood and fighting. Forget about it.
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Cleverbot: How old are you?
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User: I have no idea…
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Cleverbot: Alright then where were you born?
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Spain: I was born in Spain. Madrid I believe.
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Cleverbot: How old are you?
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User: Over five hundred years old.
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Cleverbot: And under?
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User: Nope.
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Cleverbot: Are you from Australia?
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User: No.
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Cleverbot: Where are you from?
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User: Spain.
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Cleverbot: But you don't speak Spanish.
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User: Si, I do.
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Cleverbot: Good for you.
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User: Hablas español? (Do you speak Spanish?)
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Cleverbot: Si.
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User: Bueno. (Good)
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Cleverbot: Bueno?
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User: Si, bueno. Pues, necesito salir…adios. (Yes, good. Well, I have to leave…bye.)
I'm sorry if these translations aren't completely correct, I had to use that thing called Google Translate,
(and I can definitely see why Anya doesn't like it) and I don't really know Spanish. If there's anyone out
there who can speak Spanish well, can you please help me with translations? Pretty pwease with
cherries on top? Thank you in advance!
~Love, Sealand