Chapter 14- Crazy forever!
'Hi there, I'm Bab Bunny' Babs said.
'And I'm Buster Bunny. And this is our wheel of fun which will decide who's going to be in the next skit' Buster said.
The wheel spun round and landed on Plucky.
'It's Plucky's turn' Babs sighed.
'Now enjoy our show!' Plucky cried.
A sea adventure
The Warners:
We surf the sea,
The Warners we three be,
To catch a gaze
Of a beach to get some rays.
We'll never sink.
Our board's not what you think.
It's got a tail,
In fact, it is a whale!
Yakko and Wakko:
Yes, Brothers Warner we!
Dot:
And the Warner sister.
Yakko:
You'd like it if you kissed her.
The Warners:
We surfed the seven seas,
Now it's time to catch some z's.
HEY!
The warners, Max and I relaxed on a deserted Island together.
There happened to be another Kingdom called Anvilania past the dark forest which a anrgy pirate was guarding.
'You're trespassing my Island, now scram or I'll kill ya!' The pirate cried.
'Nope' Yakko said.
'What are you creatures?' The Pirate asked as he spread out his world map on a table, wanting to launch an army on the world to create World War 3 with Nuclear missiles.
Yakko:
I am the very model of a cartoon individual,
My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical.
I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read,
From wicked jokes to stupid puns to anvils that fall on your head.
I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette,
Then smack the villain with a fish. I know my cartoon etiquette.
I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright,
Then make up with flowers made of real explosive dynamite.
When in a jam, I just yell, "Stop!" and villains in their tracks are froze,
Then I sneak up, and utter "Start!" and take their hands and honk their nose.
I am quite proud to be in such a hierarch'al progeny,
From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny.
To suit my mood, I can call forth a lot of different sceneries,
Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries.
From this bag here, why, I can pull most anything imaginable
Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
You see in matters comical, unusual and whimsical,
We are the very model of cartoon individuals!
'Hey Slappy!' Dot cried as she switched places with Slappy.
'Here, have some Dynamite down your pants' Slappy said as she stuffed a bunch of dynamite into his pants. Then he was launched into the air and exploded.
Then Yakko and Wakko dragged Slappy and 'Skippy' to the other version of Anvilania.
Yakko:
Let us introduce ourselves,
O people of this land.
Wakko:
We are the Warner brothers...
Dot:
With sister close at hand.
Yakko:
I bet you all are wondering
Who is this young unknown?
And why am I inheriting
The Anvilanian throne?
Men:
Yes, why?
Women:
Yes, why?
Crowd:
Oh, please, please tell us why.
Yakko:
The bottom of the family tree
Starts with Yakko; that is me.
I'm the cousin to the sister
Of son's niece's brother
Of the uncle's daughter's father
Of the nephew's sister's mother
And my grandpa's only cousin
Was the King's daughter's sibling,
But they're all gone...
So that is why...
I am now your king!
Crowd:
He is now our king!
Yakko:
Yes, I am now your king!
Repeat what I just said!
Crowd:
Repeat what I just said!
Yakko:
And let the anvils ring!
(Anvil instrumental break with Anvil Chorus)
The Warners:
(to the tune of Old McDonald)
Old King Yakko's mania
(Anvils play "E-I-E-I-O")
Was for Anvilania!
(Anvils play "E-I-E-I-O")
Yakko:
So good citizens, I pledge to you
I'll do the best that I can do
For honour, country and the king...
Let the anvils ring!
Crowd:
Let the anvils ring!
Yakko:
Let the anvils ring!
Chorus:
Let the anvils ring!
'Skippy!' Slappy cried.
'Aunt Slappy!' Flavio Hippo cried.
'You're not Skippy!' Slappy exclaimed.
'The hippo goes down the hooole!' Plucky exclaimed
'Our story is over, thanks to Yakko, Wakko and our sister Slappy!' Wakko and Yakko sang.
'Next time, I'm asking for script approval!' Slappy said as she drove away.
'Now that's comedy!' Skippy cried.
End of skit
The universe and Solar System
Yakko, Wakko and Zack were in small spaceships looking the solar system.
'It's really pretty' Wakko said.
'Don't look directly at the sun or you'll become blind' Yakko warned.
Then Wakko began to melt.
'Visual gags are the greatest' Zack said.
'I feel like singing a song!' Yakko cried.
Yakko:
The closest to the sun
Is the planet Mercury,
Next the shrouded planet Venus
Is as cloudy as can be.
The Earth is next; we call it home
Let's hope it stays that way,
And then there's Mars; it's really red
What more can I say?
The gassy planet Jupiter's
As big as planets come,
Then there's Saturn with its mighty
Rings made up of tiny crumbs.
We travel on to Neptune,
That's a gassy, freezing ball,
And cold and tiny Pluto
Is the furthest one of all.
Well, there you go. That's our solar system.
Wakko:
You forgot Uranus.
Yakko:
Goodnight, everybody!
Yakko Warner:
Everybody lives on a street in a city
Or a village or a town for what it's worth.
And they're all inside a country which is part of a continent
That sits upon a planet known as Earth.
And the Earth is a ball full of oceans and some mountains
Which is out there spinning silently in space.
And living on that Earth are the plants and the animals
And also the entire human race.
It's a great big universe
And we're all really puny.
We're just tiny little specks
About the size of Mickey Rooney.
It's big and black and inky
And we are small and dinky
It's a big universe and we're not.
And we're part of a vast interplanetary system
Stretching seven hundred billion miles long.
With nine planets and a sun; we think the Earth's the only one
That has life on it, although we could be wrong.
Across the interstellar voids are a billion asteroids
Including meteors and Halley's Comet too.
And there's over fifty moons floating out there like balloons
In a panoramic trillion-mile view.
And still it's all a speck amid a hundred billion stars
In a galaxy we call the Milky Way.
It's sixty thousand trillion miles from one end to the other
And still that's just a fraction of the way.
'Cause there's a hundred billion galaxies that stretch across the sky
Filled with constellations, planets, moons and stars.
And still the universe extends to a place that never ends
Which is maybe just inside a little jar!
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
It's a great big universe
And we're all really puny,
We're just tiny little specks
About the size of Mickey Rooney.
Though we don't know how it got here
We're an important part here
It's a big universe and it's ours!
End of skit
A bunch of things- Dedicated to all of the members of the Animaniacs
'Gee Brain, What are we going to do tonight?' Pinky asked for the 1000th time.
'The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!' The Brain exclaimed.
'They're Pinky, They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, brain, brain, brain!' 'Narf!' Pinky exclaimed.
The Brain and Pinky were watching a documentary about schools around the world when Brain got a brilliant idea.
'Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?' Brain asked.
'Uh, I think so Brain but if fish could fly the world would be a strange place' Pinky replied.
'No, Pinky. We're going to erase School from History' Brain stated.
'Oh well that's different then, isn't it?' Pinky remarked
'Hey, there Brain old pal' Snowball said from the TV screen.
'Snowball' Brain said, with no emotion.
"Yes? Well, it's been a long time, my friend. You never call, you never write" Snowball said.
'You're not my friend anymore, not ever since you betrayed me!' Brain cried.
'Well, I couldn't help but over-hear your plan to erase school so I'm going to do it before you!' Snowball declared.
'But that's my idea!' Brain cried.
'You can't steal what doesn't belong to you' Pinky added.
'I just did. Oh and Pinky, The Brain doesn't care about you, he's just using you." Snowball stated before he flashed out.
'Are you really?' Pinky asked.
'No, I don't. I…' Brain began but Snowball teleported into ACME lab.
"Yes, using you! Stealing your brilliant ideas, calling them his own; he's using you!" Snowball whispered into Pinky's ear.
'Brain is my friend and he cares for me!' Pinky growled.
'Pinky, distract Snowball. I'll activate our history eraser machine' Brain said.
'No!' Snowball cried as Pinky attacked him.
Then Brain's TV satellite dish machine sent a signal through the time-zone and erased Snowball instead of school.
'Farewell, old friend' Brain said, softly.
Just then, then the whole building collapsed.
'So what are we gonna do tomorrow, Brain?' Pinky asked once more.
'The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world' Brain said.
'They're Pinky, They're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!'
'I like horse! Narf!' Pinky exclaimed
End of skit
Dottie the Squirrel
'The crankiest of creatures in the whole wide world, our next cartoon is Dottie the squirrel!' Wakko and Yakko cried.
'Call me 'Dottie' again and You die!' Dot warned.
'That's Dottie!' Yakko and Wakko sang.
Then Dot threw a bomb at the screen.
'That's my cute little sister who did that!' Yakko remarked.
End of skit
Dot's Poetry Corner- School edition
'And Now Dot's poetry corner'
'School. School is boring, School is fun, school can be hard work but what can be done? School is torturous, School is bear so look at Wakko's Underwear! Thank You!' Dot said.
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5 hours later…
'Yakko I can't find my underwear!' Wako cried.
'Mwah! Good night everybody!' Yakko exclaimed.
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'I've got one more everyone!' Dot exclaimed.
People groaned softly.
'Hey, I worked really hard on these poems so don't mess them up for or you'll be sorry!' Dot yelled.
Pause.
'Where was I? Oh, yeah. The Sunset. The sunset like a little flower, don't know when to tower. If Superheroes make you hot, Justin Bieber will not. Call me Dottie if you dare and Justin Bieber will be hung from his underwear!
Little rude ribbon head. Little rude ribbon head was very mean, little rude ribbon head was very keen; Very keen to eat a special carrot made her act like a chicken in front of all of her friends. Thank you' Dot recited.
'This has been a very long Dot's poetry Corner'
End of skit
Randy Bean man kid
'Ok, one time Randy Bean-man skipped school and his mum rung the police. Then he got punished and was grounded for 50 years. Ok, bye' Colin the random kid said as he held hand-cuff as a visual gag.
End of skit
Mime Time
'Today on Mime Time, picking up an Imaginary rock.-Huge rock fall on the mime and a truck runs over it- The end'
End of skit
Wheel of Morality
'It's that time again' Yakko said.
'Kill the creators of Ben 10?' Wakko asked.
'To Floss? To destroy and make fun of the Disney Channel?' Dot asked.
'to Parody Atomic Betty and Kim Possible at the same time?' Wakko asked.
'it's time to learn today's lesson' Yakko said.
'Not the wheel of morality' Wakko and Dot moaned.
'Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn! Tell us the lesson that we should learn! Moral number 9: If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your parents. Also if you truly love the Animaniacs, then pack your backpacks and go to Las Vegas to spread the love, cheer and Wakko's underwear!' Yakko read.
'I don't know about you but I'm touched' Yakko said.
'In the head' Dot added.
'I'm totally confused' Wakko said.
'That make me feel all warm and squishy, either that or I sat on something' Dot exclaimed.
Then Ralph blew his whistle and the warners ran away as Ralph chased after them.
End of skit
I hope you enjoyed this special school- related chapter! I'll probably be more able to update in July because I've got 5 exams coming up and I don't want to get so distracted even though Fan fiction is the best writer-seeking website in the whole world! Any way, if you have any more suggestion on who the Warners could annoy next or crossover with then PM me ok?
Read and review or Dottie-Dot: Call me Dottie and you die- Will throw a bomb at you!
Miss Flamiel: Dottie!
Dot: Bye-Bye! –bomb explodes in teacher's face-
Yakko: Mwah! Goodnight everybody!