Homestuck: Petstuck

by lunanoel

Dave Strider, in an act of sketchy judgement fueled by mild intoxication, decides to take home a troll that he found on in a cardboard box one night. This story mainly revolves around Dave and his new found companion, though it will also include many other short stories involving many other people with their own trolls. Rated T for swearing. (Completed Poorly)

14. Chapter 14: The Revenge

Lulu: yo~ someone asked about Vriska's revenge seeking...so, this chapter is about Vriska's glorious revenge! MUA HA HA HA! :3 enjoy~

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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HOMESTUCK, FOR THAT IS OWNED BY ANDREW HUSSIE, WHO THANKFULLY GOT HIS WEBSITE FIXED (it's better now, hooray! :3). I ALSO DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER. I ONLY OWN MY 4 OCS (none of which are mentioned in this story). ENJOY

Your name is Vriska Egbert, and you have gotten your revenge; well, ok, it was a mild revenge, but it was amusing no less. After continuously picking and prodding at Sollux's weaknesses for a few months, you got bored of delaying the inevitable (also, John got tired of you always landing in the office for picking on Sollux. Dave and John are best bros, and your human lusus felt incredibly guilty for your constant visits with Ms. Dolorosa. You're not sure why they freak out about it so much; you like Ms. Dolorosa, even if most of the time she just lectures you on your behavior. When you were still a model student, she gave you candy for good deeds, and she told stories about your idol and possible ancestor, Mrs. Marquise Spinneret Mindfang…though most of them probably weren't appropriate for someone your age) and got your ultimate revenge the only way an Egbert can; with a prank. It took a lot of time and tests for you to get everything correct, but it was worth it to see it's full worth.

The time was 8 in the morning (exactly 8:08…you like eights, you like eights a lot. In your mind, eights, spiders, and dice all tie for the greatest things in the universe…though, they all come second to Mindfang), the place was the classroom for the low bloods, and the smile was directly on your face. You were sitting in your class, mildly paying attention because your only thought was on the glorious prank that was about to be played. In the hall, you heard the mild shuffling of feet, and then the unmistakable sound of Aradia and Sollux walking together, side by side, in the hallway.

Frankly, unlike the young cat troll you call your friend (even though technically, you're barely allowed to approach Nepeta, because if you did, Equius would never help you again, and that would incredibly suck because in the future you'll probably need a lot of help), you don't really care for Aradia and Sollux being a pair. Frankly, you think Aradia would be better with your sweaty companion (aka slave), even if he's now set his sights on a certain high-blooded sea-dwelling troll girl (who is known by all as "The Ultimate Friendzoner"); despite your disinterest in the burgundy blood (that's a complete lie…in truth, you consider her one of the best friends you could ever have…not that you'll ever admit that to anyone, ever), you think that anyone would be better for her than that stupid bee-loving yellow-blood(again, complete lies are being spouted from your deceitful lips; in truth, you thought that Sollux was actually a pretty decent guy…you just picked on him for reasons you don't currently understand). You have had constant arguments with Nepeta over Trollian about this particular subject (shipping is one of the few things you've ever discussed), but you know that you're right, and you always will be right.

Your grin was a mix of glee and pure evil as you noticed the low blood that you'd "kindly asked" (aka threatened) to help you, going to his station like a good little helper (aka slave) and placing the object on top of the door as planned. This object was, of course, a bucket (which you used some colorful ways to get), that was filled with something unknown…but at the same time, you knew it'd be hysterical. This was a glorious plan, and as the young trolls stepped side by side, unaware of what was to come, Sollux had the misfortune of being the kind gentleman to open the door to the classroom…and that's when a mixture of chalk dust (Terezi is still looking for her chalk and is certainly not amused with what you did with it), spiders (your favorite creatures were also very good in pranks), and fake snakes (those were just a bonus) descended upon himself, Aradia, and all those within range.

Your smile widens at the sight of troll children screaming and crying, covered in colorful dust and your eight-legged friends (yes, they are your friends, they're your friends because you say that they're your friends, because they are the glorious creatures that you love with a burning passion). Sollux wasn't screaming, but as he stood there, covered in a rainbow of colors with spiders in his hair and a fake snake on his shoulder, he did not look amused…in fact, he looked irritated and possibly ready to kill.

Aradia, however, was delighted by her new fashion statement (much to your surprise and disgust); she had wrapped several of the fake snakes around her neck as if they were glorious scarves (curse Eridan for bringing the thoughts of fish and scarves and Harry Potter into your head…bah, you pity him too much to hate him anymore), she had rubbed the chalk in a way that would make her look like she was a walking rainbow (with little red and yellow swirls on her cheeks), and the spiders in her hair had somehow calmed down and made their little nests (the traitors…), and she merely laughed at them! (who would dare laugh at the spiders you carefully collected! Only you can laugh at them! How dare she think she can laugh at your hard work, when you're the only one that's supposed to laugh!).

Despite Aradia's positivity about this situation, there was enough pain and suffering around her for you to enjoy your revenge. You smiled throughout the whole day, and many days afterwards. Even when the teachers found out you did it (the low-blood told on you…that tattle-tale), you were still smiling in the principal's office during recess, even though you couldn't enjoy hanging out with your friends outside (you hated the outdoors anyway; there was too much sun, and trolls are very sensitive to that stupid glowing ball. Why do you even have recess? Is it just a way of training you to get used to the sun? WHAT KIND OF CONSPIRACY IS THIS?! Ugh, you can deal with your newfound thoughts of someone else's vile plotting later).

Ms. Dolorosa did not looked pleased at you, and neither did John when he had to pick you up early and severely ground you for a month, but you didn't care; you had gotten your revenge, and you were happier than Aradia when she thanked you for making her look "amazing with bright technicolors" (Terezi was upset that she didn't get any rainbow shower, but you promised her that you'd give her one without the spiders and snakes if you both graduated Troll High-school together). Even now, as you sit in your room with no toys or anything, just a bed and some stupid books you borrowed from Eridan (of course, they're about magic, something you really couldn't give a shit about), you were still smiling. In fact, you think you'll keep smiling forever; you don't care that your face will stick that way, you're going to grow up smiling forever…of course, that plan won't last two weeks, but you can pretend, right?

Lulu: End~ did everyone enjoy the VrisEri, SolAra, and EquiFef? good :3 and yes, the half-hearted VrisSol was necessary because come on, how can you not imagine that one of Vriska's reasons for attacking Aradia (besides the haunting she gave her) was because she had gotten Sollux before Vriska could (I know i'm not making sense but play along with me here). Also, if anyone has the image of the chalk-colored trolls in their head and wishes to draw it, please send me the link to the picture. I like pictures :3 and now, a thank you to the people that have favorited/reviewed/alerted themselves to my fanfiction (I adore you all)

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