The Prime Life and High times of Little Sauske
By: SuperHyuga Yoshi-chan
Chapter 14: What to do, what to do…
"Aw man." I jumped on my mattress and snuggled into the pillow. "I'm not going to Itty-chan's again anytime soon." I looked up into the ceiling, and started to daydream about Little Sakura.
"*Sigh!* Little Sakura-chan…" I gazed up at the ceiling, pretending that it was Little Sakura.
"I wish I knew what to do…" I picked up the golden parchment that Shino's magical ladybugs gave me. I read the words over and over again:
The only way to earn her heart,
Is to tell her how you feel.
Only then can you steal her love,
And give her yours in return.
"Tell her how I feel…" Then, I got another idea. "I know!" I picked up the home phone and dialed a number. "This guy will know for sure! All I have to do is schedule an appointment with him…"
{Next Day at Chibi Camp}
"So, you wanted to talk to me?" I asked the raven-haired Chibi.
"Yes! Yes, indeed!" He nodded rather eccentrically.
"Well, what do you want to talk to me about? I don't have all day, you know." I sipped the tea I had packed for lunch, figuring it would help calm my nerves for what was about to be a very hilarious conversation, indeed.
"C'mon Shino Chibi-kun! The last thing I need is your rudenessbugging me. Get it? HAHAHA! 'Cause you like…bugs. And you were being…rude." Little Sauske's failed attempt at making me laugh just made the situation more awkward.
"Anywhoooo…why did you come to me for…love advice? I mean, you could've asked your Chibi owner." I told him.
"OH! I never would've thought of that." He said out loud.
I just rolled my eyes at him. This guy is supposed to be the Chibi of a genius? What a joke…sort of.
"I was hoping you could explain the message that your ladybugs gave me. I mean, I went to Itty-chan for help, but-"
"*PITOOOOOOOOOOOOOEE! PITOO! PITTOE!* Blah! Blah! Blah! *Pi-tooye!*" I spat out all the tea I was drinking.
"Little Sauske…did you say Itty-chan?" I wiped my mouth clean.
"Um…yeah."
"You went to HER for dating advice?!"
"Yes."
"OHMIGOD, UCHIHA!" I grabbed him by the collar and shook him until I could see his eyes spinning like windmills. "YOU WENT TO ITTY-CHAN FOR DATING ADVICE?!" I yelled.
"Yeah! What about it?" He asked.
"She's never been in a relationship before. Never." I told him.
He gave me a 'huh' look? I just rolled my eyes again. Boy, this is gonna be a mouthful…
"Listen Uchiha, and listen good, 'cause I've already spoken too much in ONE frickin' chapter." I grabbed him by the collar again.
"If you want to get a girl you really like, don't ever ask for advice from your friends. Ever." I told him.
"So, what should I do?" I asked him.
"When you tell her you like-"
"Love."
"When you tell her you love her, you have to make it original. Make it special. Something you'll wanna remember for decades, centuries, millennia's,
"Shino, calm down. We're talking about the real world, not Stargate SG-1 coordinates."
"You stupid! That's Star Trek!"
"Nu-uh! YOU'RE the one who's stupid! Everybody knows that emo people don't watch Star Trek!"
"*Sigh!* Do you want the advice or not?" His arguing had made me in the mood for Stargate Atlantis. (Maybe I should ask Iruka-sensei if we can watch it...)
"Alright. Now as I was saying, you have to make it original. Make it special, something you can cherish." I put my hand on his shoulder assuringly. "The point is, Uchiha, when you do this, you have to make it you! That's the only way she'll truly fall for you. But only if you be yourself." I told him.
He looked kind of dumbfounded at first. But then, he started to smile.
"Thanks, Shino Chibi-kun. You've helped me see," He wrapped his arms around me to give me a hug. "A lot." He then ran away, skipping and hitting back flips and whatnot.
"Ah...all in a day's work." I said as I picked up the latest issue of Icha-Icha Paradise and grinned. "Thank Kami for perverts!"