Dear Readers,

Hey, buds! You probably don't know me, I'm pretty obscure. I've been trapped in the Wasteland for decades! I really love fan fiction!

Wanna know why? It shows that you recognize me! If you keep making fan fiction with me in it, I might get a full Heart, and I'd finally get outta the Wasteland, so I could bring entertainment to you folks again, and maybe get a job with my pal and brother, Mickey!

Signed with love, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit!

P.S., can you PLEASE include my lovely Ortensia in your next fic? I love her so much, I'd never want to leave without her...

Hey, everybody! This is pretty much one of my favorite chapters so far. I really wish they'd include Oswald as a party member in the next Kingdom Hearts. I also hope that they bring back party members, but give them better AI.

I should really use less characters that never appear in the games...

And, everybody, please play the Epic Mickey franchise! It's one of my favorite franchises, and I own every game in the series. Sucks that Epic Mickey 3 probably won't come out.

You know, I'm suprised there isn't any more Epic Mickey fan fiction...