Beyblades & Call Of Duty
A cheeky affair and bromances.
"Hello, we have recently detected that your computer has been infected with a dangerous malware. Would you mind telling me what model you have so we can fix the problem?"
Dying to laugh at what he was hearing, the silver haired Russian nodded sarcastically whilst pointing to his mobile phone that was on loud speak – Forcing everyone to listen to the conversation between him and an anonymous call centre.
"What kind of malware is it? And explain to me how you can catch it? Like is it caught from dirty websites? It helps to narrow down our model in the house. Especially when I know who the only pervert is in this place."
'Pardon me sir?'
Tala then growled at his teammate as he held his Xbox in his hands. He too was on the phone to the company to protest his innocence. "You are in some serious shit if they don't fix this." The Worlborg leader then gasped in shock as the voice on other end of his phone-call started speaking again. "Not me, I was talking to my friend…. Urgh!" He always had the crap end of everything.
Breaking down with laughter, the Russian couldn't control himself. "Yea, see you later dumb ass." Bryan then hung up his phone and turned his attention back to the game screen to see who was amused by his recent out of the blue phone call.
"Hahaha! I didn't know you could catch a virus from dirty websites Bryan." Tyson laughed and closed his eyes from the over powering force of the laughter. "Oh wow, that's stupid."
"He did not just say that." Tala muttered from in the background. But at this point, the red haired male walked out the room to avoid being distracted from his phone call to the Xbox/Microsoft contact centre (again). "Yes, I think someone has hacked me."
"You could have at least told him you have a window's 98 Bryan." Hiro smirked whilst scanning his blue eyes around his television screen for a player who was running nearby.
Oh yes, the game was tense now, especially when Kai had just stabbed Hilary. Nobody was safe.
"Oh yea, I wish I did mess him around a little longer now…" Bryan was cut short.
"Shut up Bryan. I'm concentrating." Hilary interrupted, allowing the testosterone to control her every move and registered thought. She too was scanning the game like a predator hunting for its tasty prey. "Where are you Kai Hiwatari?!"
Sneaking around the map right underneath the girl's nose, the dual haired beyblader was jumping from bush to bush. "I am going to mute you in a minute." Kai mumbled and lifted his earphone from his ear to 'embrace' the high pitch monotone noise screaming down his ear – caused by her shouting. He gasped heavily and began to stick his finger into his ear to try and stop it. What a bitch!
"Hilary, why don't you come and find me instead? I play fair." Tyson smiled and aimed down his sniper scope to try and attempt a quick scope at the camper in the aeroplane. Bingooooooo~
TheFemaleBoss stabs BeyWorldChampion
Suddenly the tension in the atmosphere went blunt as they all couldn't believe what just appeared in the corner of their screens. Nobody even breathed for a whole minute as they were registering how to react to this. Did they laugh? Or guilt trip Hilary? Maybe they should just ignore it and carry on like nothing happened.
"I think Hilary's period just arrived." Bryan blinked and bit down on his lower lip not to laugh. "Did you sneak up from behind him Female boss?"
"The friend zone has just pushed Tyson back even further." Hiro gasped to hold in his laughter. "Someone had to say it, sorry."
"Period?" Hilary gasped and instantly forgot about her hunt for Kai. "That is so bloody rude! You know, I'd love for you to say that to my face Bryan!"
"The game is definitely having an effect on her." Tyson's eyes narrowed at Hilary's temper. "Hilary calm down, it's just a game…. Oh no."
PhoenixBlader Droned HiroG.
"That felt good."
"I fucking bet it did!" Hiro cursed at the Hiwatari in outrage. "I was just about to actually reach a care package. It would have been nice to earn an aid without dying." He then paused again and raised an eyebrow. "Kai?"
"What?"
"Did you know that was me?"
"No, but I do now."
"You ass…"
"Jeez you guys seriously need to wash your mouths out." Max muttered with disgust and turned around to find himself squeal with shock. "Ahh! Tyson you're in my face!"
TheTateMan MP7 Shot BeyWorldChamp.
"Oh I'm sorry Tyson. I jumped and got scared." Max explained in a soft tone. "I wouldn't shoot you on purpose buddy."
"He sprayed and prayed." Bryan grinned and eyed through his scope at the victim beneath him. "But don't worry Tyson, I'll avenge you."
TheLadyKiller snipered TheTateMan
"Okay, that was uncalled for."
"Your bromance makes me sick." Bryan replied to Max (hinting about Tyson and Max's friendship) and reloaded his sniper. "Besides, everyone knows that Kai and me have the most interesting one."
"Fuck off Bryan."
"See. Oh this feels like a cheeky affair because Tala isn't here."
"Cheeky affair?" Tyson perked up and raised an eyebrow. He forgave Max by patted his shoulder and winking at him in a friendly manner. "You know, nobody likes a cheat, in any shape or form."
"Any shape or form?" This caught Kai's attention. What the fuck does he expect to cheat on him? Then again, knowing how immature he is, it's got to be a transformer or Mr Blobby. "Riiight."
HiroG semtex stuck ThePhoenixBlader.
Hiro shivered with delight and grunted loudly. He just orgasm squirmed O_o;
A/N: Wow I had serious writers block when it came to this story! The only time I seem to update this story is when I look at it and feel bad – then consciously an idea springs to mind. I'm really sorry for how long it's been! I haven't played COD in so long that I forgot how funny it is. Me and my sister had an argument the other night and she just turned around and said: "Go and play some COD Ann! And calm down!"
Then I blinked before replying: "Shooting a bunch little kids isn't going to make me feel better!" Oh it was hilarious.
It's like the game eases frustrated tension in my body whilst increasing my testosterone levels – I'll be manly as Kai before we know it xD who needs injections? Everything I write in this is a real conversation I've had with my guy friends in the past – if you think this is outrageous, you need to join our chats. But anyways, I hope you enjoy the update and leave an honest yet hilarious review. Lots of Love XOAnn13OX Aka LittleAGranger.