I do not own Harvest Moon.
I'm walking to the store, minding my own business, when I happen to see blue boy scavenging around for mushrooms. Pathetic. Then I see him pick up one and take a large bite out of it. That's no mushroom, that's a brown toadstool. They look frighteningly similar. I know the difference, but blue boy apparently does not.
I don't know why, but I'm frantic. I run over and start to pound his back furiously. He gags, then coughs up a poisonous purple substance. "You idiot, that could kill you!" I scream. He looks up in surprise, and simply says,
"Thanks."