Dumb Donkey Kong
Hiya! I don't like DK that much so thus this chapter was born!
Donkey Kong was sitting in the jungle, munching on bananas. "Durp! Me need more bananas!" So Donkey Kong went through the video game dimentions. In the Legend of Zelda dimention, he quickly found Link. "Are you banana?" "What the heck!? I'm not a banana!" Then Link slashed the dumb ape with his Master Sword. In Sonic Land, Sonic was rolling around Green Hill Zone. "SONICS MY NAME, SPEEDS MY GAME!" Sonic yelled. "Are you a banana?" "Uhhh... NO. Get your fat a** out of here!" In Portal World, DK quickly found GLaDOS. "Are you banana?" "No i'm not. Where would you get that idea?" Then DK went back to his place.
I really don't know what to say...