A/n so with Hatty gone, its back to Alice and Edward to be the know- it -alls. Lol. Thanks to all fans who have stuck with the story.

Ermm I forgot what Jacobs middle name was so I just added this in.

Disclaimer.

Hatty: what's this? *picks up the twilight book*

Me: Ermm…*looks down*

Hatty: just because you scribbled out Stephanie Meyer and wrote your name, doesn't make it yours.

Me: does too

Hatty: does not

Me: does too

Hatty: does not and don't say does too

Me: damn it!

Dedicated to dad xxx

JacPOV

I've never seen Ness so upset. She cried for days when Ed told her she left with no explanation. He said she'd be back for the wedding, but wasn't sure if she'd stay after that. Hatty had no mobile so Ness couldn't call her either. She's getting on with it, but school is never the same, knowing that no where in a day will see Hatty at school or home. I'm getting really annoyed with one of Nessie's 'friends'- Hahaha more like stalker. Kev, she calls him. He rings every other night to ask about Hatty. He see's her at school and once he actually came round – but I put a stop to that. I smelt him coming before Ness did so when he came we were having a total make out session. He was gutted. When he came I a had my hands around her waist and muttered into the hollow of her neck "Show him babe." She giggled and held out her left hand. He saw the ring, and it was all around her school the next day. I was psyched.

It was final suit fitting for me and Alice had me in her bathroom. I was twirling like a girl and I was sure that she did it purely for pleasure. It was a tailcoat and top hat job. I felt like a fool. I'd be perfectly happy doing it on the beach in my shorts. "You know, I'm sure that the beach and slacks would be…" I started. An icy glare silenced me. "Jacob Ephraim Black" Alice said very slowly and coldly "Renesemee will have the perfect wedding. I know what she wants down to the last place setting detail, so don't you start with that now!"

I put my hands up in surrender and she continued. As I said before I really do feel ridiculous in this…but if it makes Ness happy. I had Seth next to me. He was my best man. I swear that when Alice said he looked dashing, he giggled. Who are you and what have you done with Seth? Though it was quite fitting that he was my best man. Everyone knows the best man and the bridesmaid- or maid of honour- knock off with each other. Hatty and Seth. Seth and Hatty. Hatty Clearwater. It has a ring to it.

When we were done, and the monkey suit could come off, me and Seth went to watch the game with Emmet. "So, busy night Thursday." Emmet smirked at me. I smirked back, and we were all there smirking at one and other. It felt ridiculous. But it abruptly stopped when we smelled Edward. When he came in a chorus of "Aaaggghhhh. HIT THE REF" filled the room. He was amused. We all kept our thoughts clean, even Emmet who surprised me.

"What are you still doing here?" Alice screeched at me and Seth. We turned red. "W-what?" was all Seth some summon. "It's the final fitting today and it's unlucky for the groom to see the dress or the bride, before the wedding. We were man handled out of the house and decided to start the Stag night early. Emmet came along with us and Jasper and Edward. We played a few stag party games and went hunting. We ended the night with some friendly wrestling. I beat Embry, Quil beat Emmet, Jasper beat Emmet, Emmet beat Sam, Sam beat Jasper and I beat Edward. But I think he may have let me win. Though once I beat Edward neither Jasper nor Emmet came near me. If I could beat their biggest weapon, then I am not to be messed with.

RPOV

Well only two days away and I was so exited. My final fitting was today so Alice was making me play dress up. While I twirled and walked about, I thought about my wedding night. Jake and I will be running to catch a plane to Emseelsi? Either way, it's meant to be a deserted beach somewhere where me and Jake can be alone. I was so caught up in my fantasies that I didn't realize who was at the door. "Hatty OMG" I screamed, I ran to her and we hugged for a few moment. She's back, like she said – but for who long? "I'm so pleased to see you Hat!" I squealed. "It's good to be back, Ness. I wouldn't miss this for the world. Sorry I skipped out for a bit, I was getting things sorted out" she said ruefully, and I knew better then to pry. That night went quickly, too quickly. Hatty caught up with everyone before dashing off again. She left no explanation, but slipped out while I was at the bathroom. Again I was shocked, but I had an iron clad promise that she would be there for the wedding, and that her self control was enough that she'd be ok with the humans.

A/n I know it was short and rubbish, but I have writers block, so it's worse than normal. I'm trying to write two other stories at the moment so check them out. If you have any ideas then they are all welcome. Im on holiday for two weeks now and then school starts so NO UPDATES for a while.