Author's Note: Chapter 14! Hope you enjoy, more drama to come! Oh and I got a review (sorry I forget the penname) that said something about cleaning up some of the vocabulary of this story. From now on I'll try and keep it clean I hadn't realized I was using bad language I actually thought this was a clean story so if I didn't catch anything in previous chapters will someone tell me please. 208 reviews thanks so much!

WeLoVeTwIlIgHt212: I planned out that in the end I will combine the chapters so there will be one of each of the Cullen's and what was going on. I think chapter 2 had Edward's POV, but I had used Mike's when he first saw Bella because I thought it would be funny to see his reaction to Bella. For now I only plan on using Bella and Jessica's POV but there may be a time I put Edward's in there too.

Disclaimer: I may like stirring up trouble with the Twilight characters but that doesn't mean I own them (sadly) they belong to the amazing Stephenie Meyer. Also I don't own the show Wife Swap I'm just a fan. Also I don't own Buffy The Vampire Slayer which is quickly mentioned.

Chapter 14 (Double Date?)

BPOV (Bella's)

Six contact changes later, James was finally asleep and the cameraman was long gone. I sighed in relief as I headed outside to throw up this morning's breakfast. Even though my thirst was burning up my throat I had to wait for Mike to return before I could go hunting. I sat outside the house for a few minutes reflecting on the day and the call with Angela I had earlier.

"Hello?" I answered the phone even though I already knew it was Angela.

"Hey Bella, its Angela, how has your first day as Jessica been?" Angela asked getting right into the conversation.

"Boring," I sighed, there really hadn't been much getting me through the day. Except waiting until I could get rid of the eggs and sausage which sat in my poor vampire stomach.

"That's what I thought, hey I'll be in town for a bit do you want to hang out?" Angela asked

"Of course!" I responded 'I might as well take advantage of our time together.'

"Awesome, and maybe you can convince Mike to come too and I'll convince Ben oh and bring James!" Angela responded excitedly

"That sounds great," I said, 'actually it sounded like a double date' I thought, frowning at the idea. I spent most of my high school years convincing Mike we were just friends I didn't need him to bring up the question again. Especially since we are both married to different people!

"Yeah and then we can confront Mike, Ben's so excited! We're planning on doing good cop bad cop. Ben will be bad cop and I'll be good…" she said

"Uh what do I do?" I interrupted

"Oh this is just to help you then we can go shopping while Ben confronts Mike some more. I heard there's a new book store in Seattle that has everything we should check it out," she said. 'So that's why Alice didn't pack many books' I realized. At this rate I'll probably need a new suitcase what clothes are to Alice books were to me.

"But wouldn't you be bored looking at books all day?" I asked her as much as I loved the idea I was sure she wouldn't want to waste her time like that.

"I have to admit I'm a bit of a book worm I was going to go anyway also there's this novel I REALLY want to buy," she responded.

"Which one?" I asked curious

"Uh I'll show you. So is that ok?" Angela asked

"Yeah," I said then James started crying, "James is crying I have to go," I told her

"Oh," she said "ok then I'll call you tomorrow talk to Mike about it k?" she asked

"Yep I will as soon as he comes home," I promised, the line went dead.

I heard Mike's car pull into the drive way I headed inside to heat something up for him.

"Welcome home," I greeted him

"Thanks, smells good," he said

"It's just leftovers Jessica left," I told him

"No wonder it smells good then," he said, he seemed in a better mood then this morning which made me feel better too. Maybe last night had been a bit too much.

"So I talked to Angela again," I told him

"Oh, how is she?" he asked

"Happy," I answered, I hadn't really asked how she was but she seemed happy. "She suggested that the five of us spend the day together. Her, Ben, James, you, and me," I told him

"So it's kind of like a double date," he said, please let's not get into this again I thought to myself.

"Of course not just friends hanging out," I told him, emphasizing the word friends

"But won't you feel like the third wheel not having Edward there?" he asked

I was shocked I never heard Mike say Edward instead of Cullen, "well actually I was going to hang out with Angela and you and James were hanging out with Ben," I said

"Ben wants to see James?" he asked

"Well that's what she suggested but I guess I could take James," I said

"Have you forgotten your living by my rules? Of course you take James and I'll just go with Ben," Mike said.

I nodded as I took the food out of the microwave and placed it in front of him the smell of it hit my nose and made me gag. I was thirsty, very thirsty, there went my contacts.

"I'll be right back," I told him happy that he was now home so I could go into the woods to hunt.

"Where you going?" he asked

"Uh…bathroom!" I responded a little too excited

"Ok…you go do that," he said blushing a little

I didn't give that a second thought I exited the kitchen slowly and headed to the bathroom so the camera would see me. Then locking the door I opened the window and snuck out.

There wasn't much wild life I realized except a few chipmunks, squirrels and birds. Nothing to satisfy the hunger I had I realized I might have to go to a butcher's shop and ugh buy cold pigs blood. Well Angel form Buffy The Vampire Slayer did it but then again that was just David Boreanaz playing a vampire but it was worth a try. Or I realized I could drown a few squirrels now to quench some thirst and while Mike and James are sleeping I could do what Edward used to do when I was human hunt quickly at night. It seemed like a full proof plan.

I headed back through the window, checking myself in the mirror while the toilet flushed. I turned on the faucet, once again all part of the act. I walked back into the kitchen only being gone for a few minutes.

"So how was work?" I asked him

"Ok," Mike answered pushing food around his plate, "thanks for the food but I'm tired," he finally said.

"Ok," I responded glad that I could go deeper into the woods and maybe find some deer. Again avoiding the cameras I went to the guest room and snuck out the window.

The roads were quit as most people were asleep in their beds I jogged through the darkness. This was a traditional suburb; all the houses were similar designs. And all the lawns were the same length and width it took me 5 minutes on foot until I reached the deep forest.

I was now far away from the human population to let myself go to my senses. I closed my eyes letting the different scents glide across my nose. A familiar one burned my throat, deer it was my favorite, I suppose it had to do with either me being such a simple girl that I was happy with whatever I got. Or because as a human I was weaker than most like deer seem to be. And I was always on someone's blacklist human or not.

After sucking down two deer I left the woods feeling prepared for whatever was next. But I made a mental note, no more eggs and sausage.

A/N: Once again sorry for late update, hope you enjoyed this chapter! R&R please! Up next Jessica + Cullen's + club = DRAMA!!!