AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! How shall we fuck off, O Tara? Monty Python reference! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws! I didn't know God reviewed stories.

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD. So whatever viowers are, you want them to poop on your story? It's not like you could make it any worse.

We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. Well, of course he wasn't, you were running to where VOLCEMORT was, duh! Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Holy fuzz. She didn't even spare WORMTAIL. Wow. Draco was there crying tears of blood. I'm getting worried about these tears-of-blood. Snaketail Hey, Wormtail, you got promoted was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.

"Rid my sight you want them to blind you? *confuzzled face* you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun Oh, for the love of God and Captain Jack Sparrow, YOU HAVE A WAND. he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)

"Huh?" I asked. "Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Snaketail. EPIC MARY-SUE ALERT! I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." I said angrily. Tara Gilesbie, I do believe you have broken the world record for f-bombs in one three-sentence monologue. Then I stabbed him in the heart. With what? Blood pored out of it like a fountain.

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. People tend to do that when you shoot them and stab them in the heart. I brust into tears sadly.

"Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then... he started coming! BAD MENTAL IMAGE We could hear his high heels clacking to us. Voldy in high heels…ANOTHER BAD MENTAL IMAGE So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.

"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. Uh, if a guy wanted to screw me while I was crying, I'd be offended. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) Ha ha. [/saracasm] and a really huge you-know-what and everything.

"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything."

"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." answered Draco.

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. BUT YOU WERE WEARING- ah, screw it. Hargrid says he's in love with me. But you said that was Cedric! I'm confused. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! Snaketail died, idiot, I reaaaaaally hope he doesn't still like you I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing Suuuuuuure but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away. Holy flying bananas, what a Sue. Sigh.