An, do not own one piece or harry potter…. nor the other serie-characters used, instead of oc... ooc variants of existing canon-character's can happen thought. Remember this is mostly hear-crew oriented, point of view... none-canon version of will of D...
this chapter is mostly for the humor sake, a filler-omaka sort of chapter... and get some tell on his family, spirit and magic bound family that is.
"talk"
'thinking'
Chapter 14... what now and why just why?
The heart pirates yelped and hid behind the wall, peaking into the room where Law currently was in. "WHAT THE ANCIENTS DO YOU MEAN YOU STILL HAVE A DEPT OWED TO ME!" Law roared, the snarl visible as the den den muchi cried out in panic from the other side. "well sort of helping free dressrob-err rosa, dressrosa was not enough, for the dept to be fully paid off" Luffy said somewhat nervous. Law snarled, "the hell I said it was paid of, any dept you have towards me right now is self-inflicted on yourself, it's all in your mind!" Law screamed.
"ma, possible, but can I join you to fight against Kaido?" Luffy asked, making Law drop the den den muchi, before he stumbled back. "what?" Law asked, numbly, "the fight, allies then?" Luffy asked, "HELL NO!" Law roared sounding more demonic grim reaper then anything else. "please?" Luffy begged, "you would really work under a warlord, as a subordinate with no place to make decisions?" Law asked eventually after taking several deep-breaths. "well, no, but, that" Luffy said out, not getting to finish as Law ended the call. Gliding down against the wall "what am I supposed to do with him?" Law asked the heavens getting no response, but a somewhat scared or worried crew.
To say that Law was annoyed, angry, upset and plain frustrated is an understatement... it is making him rather twitchy. "Tousan?" a quiet voice asked and Law raised his head from his knees to look at Penguin who came into the room, rather impressive but Penguin had little to fear from him even if scared he knew that Law would not take it out on him or Bepo, unlike the rest of the crew who was 50-50 shot of them getting used for frustration. "Pen-chan" Law stated, as Penguin came in and sat down at the side of the desk so neither could see each other but still feel each other close enough for some form of comfort. "well you can meet Zoro again, did you not say that he is a possible mate for you, and I know that Kid is fully aware of the fact that you need two mates if you were to get one, thought is Kid your mate yet?" Penguin stated and asked as Law breath out slowly.
"yeah true" Law murmured, he had not seen Kid in a while now, and Zoro-ya did catch his attention, the swordsman even responded to his flirting, and seem more dominant then Kid is. Law even got a chance to explain it, the two somewhat dated, Zoro had even visit Law's ship he was the only straw hat who was allowed to do that, with exception of robin. And Law did not count in the time when Luffy was being operated on. It was interesting and took almost the entire time they traveled to dressrosa before anyone else but Zoro and Robin to notice the flirting between the two. Mostly due to their flirting was more of some for of annoying teasing which other thought as bickering and most still does with exception of Robin and Sanji. Both who had already threaten the heart captain about it.
"we are heading for Zou. And going to meet that Straw hat fleet on the way, there, to fix this mess" Law complained. "ah, well wonder why Mugiwara is so insistent for the dept in the first place?" Penguin mused. "it's his personality it don't help that he is also a time traveler with experience with a completely different version of me, who form what I have heard when asked about it, Death told me that, that version of me did not want anyone else other them him to kill Mugiwara-ya" Law sight, "so he is feeling more indebted then one thing could fix" Penguin stated and could hear the sight for response.
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When arriving to the small name-less island, it only have one small village but it is a good stop for a meeting place thought... but this was not what he expected, nor did his crew expect it. it made no sense at all, really. Luffy and Usop looked as if they knew something, and Law had a feeling of a prank goon wrong. 'but why was Smoker-ya here?' Law thought, staring at the vice-admiral's ship with a confused look only visible in his eyes. "why are you not leaving? He has made it a mission to capture you" Law pointed out. "ask the captain, of the ship. Apparently he wants to catch up to Smoker" Nami shrugged.
Law stared at her, as did Bepo, Shashi and Penguin, who was on the out side deck of the Artic. "Smoker-ya, you want to catch up to Smoker-ya" Law started, "why?" he asked bluntly, looking at Luffy who looked as if he was holding back laughter. "invite us to the wedding" Luffy called out, making most stare at him. 'what?' Law thought blinking. "shishishishi" Luffy laughed, as Smoker's ship arrived, seeing that the Heart pirates ship was there as well with the straw hats.
Tashigi entered the ship, "where is the booze?" she asked bluntly making Law hand over a bottle, for her to drink. "don't drown" Law called out as Tashigi blinked finding that it did not really turn empty. "huh useful" she muttered, sitting down and drinking... somewhat glaring at all and everyone, with a poorly hidden anger. Law let out a slow breath as he rested against Kikoku, "considering that Mugiwara-ya is not going to say anything any time soon why are you here?" Law asked as the two straw hat pirates burst out laughing. "wouldn't' you already know that!" Smoker snapped at him and pushed a letter at Law the smirk fell to confusion as he read it.
ones, twice, trice.
Hey Smokey, where are you?
I miss you. It's hard not having you here. We're together right? So doesn't it make sense that we should be together? I'm miserable without yo-
Law stopped reading and turned to the two who was laughing loudly. His expression one of complete confusion, no smile in sight, "Law's a repressed sort of guy, so maybe he is proposing to you" Usop called out as it clicked. Law stared at the two then the fuming red faced Smoker. Who he honestly did not know if Smoker was embarrassed or angry, could be either one. Law's expression turned to one of pity as he looked at Smoker. "I feel sorry for you already and my family have not even gotten their hands on you yet" Law said simply, before walking to the door of his ship.
"did he just leave?" Sanji asked, "what wedding!" Zoro snapped out, "well Smokey and Law's off course!" Luffy cheered. As Law had arrived to his room, he went and did a test, one to see if this joke did end up messed up like he is thinking. "ah, shit, who caused this?" Law asked to himself staring at the result of the spell. Coming back out he heard Robin speaking. "so this is how a great pirate age ends, thru the holy matrimony" she said out.
"so when is the wedding?" was asked and Law shrugged, not having an answer. "I mean I'm happy for the two of you, and Smoker looks like he will faint, so you are waiting for a yes then?" Franky asked. "a wedding can only happen if the bride stays alive" he stated dryly, as Luffy finally realized that something went wrong. as he thought that Law would be the bride in this joke. "and Smoker-ya won't survive my family" Law stated blandly as Smoker went form embarrassed and anger to a sense of dread.
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Luffy had a sense of fear. Smoker simply stared, trying to come to terms of his death, but what this would mean if by some miracle he survived. 'but still marry the scariest but also the most beautiful man on the planet. Well mother did want me to marry anyone else then my job but still' Smoker thought, 'and how did I end up as the bride?' he wondered.
Near them none did notice the news-reporter, "so who of you two was the idea of this prank letter?" Law asked, staring at Luffy and Usop. "well sort of" Usop started, "so it was the both of you, that don't explain why Mugiwara-ya declared my and Smoker-ya to married?" Law asked his voice in a low predatory purr. Usop panicked and pointed at Luffy. "wait, now, Law, please" Luffy started, not getting a chance to react as Law went forward. And next they knew Luffy was held in place with haki infused spatial-energy chains, somewhat bent over in a very peculiar position.
"did you know that when a magic using captain, declare someone to get married then they really are bound to get married?" Law asked, "really?" Luffy asked. "EEEEEPPPP!" was heard and all gaped, Law had slapped him or no, he had spanked the straw hat captain, his hand blackening with haki, as his hand went thru the air again. Hitting Luffy's bottom with force enough to make him jump, and scream out. "wait, stop!" Luffy called out, "three" Law murmured, seeming to be counting as he kept at spanking Luffy who was beat red from toes to head. "L-L-L-Luffy-Senpai!" Bartolomeo screamed out in shock at the sight.
"is he?" Sanji asked, in disbelief, as all nodded mouth agape. "spanking a grown pirate captain as if he was a disobedient toddler" Robin murmured out numbly. "STOP PLEASE!" Luffy screamed, the haki infused strikes from Law was hurting badly. "really, and why should I?" Law growled, "I have dual-mates, as in two, one who I meet recently the other who I meet and dated for little over then year now, I cannot marry Smoker-ya yet you decide to go and bind the two of us together!" Law snarled. "he is not one of those two, Hell Smoker-ya will need a miracle and the help of every immortal, divine being out there to stay alive, when my family finds out about this!" Law was screaming and kept at it for a while longer.
Tears flowed form Luffy's eyes, "sorry, sorry I did not mean, sorry. Please stop, I did not mean for it" Luffy begged, as Law hit 50, before letting the younger pirate captain go. Luffy just collapsed down to the ground in a mess. "Smoker-ya" Law nodded to the vice admiral, "there seem to have been another person here, who is gone now, I really don't think this will be hidden more of blared out on the news in a day or so" Law stated. "that means as to running away" Law grinned a savage almost blood thirsty grin before he cut both the Marine ship and thousand sunny in halves attached to the ground of the island, preventing them from going anywhere until he let them.
"HEY!" Franky screamed only to flinch at the glare. "you're captain caused the mess, so you call my family and explain all of this. And I suggest you better calm Zoro down before he starts trying to cut Smoker-ya in pieces" Law pointed out. walking back to his ship. "if you need me I'll be in my room, reading" Law called out. "S-m-o-k-e-r" Zoro said out very, very slowly, he is rather pissed but as Luffy was in no condition at all to be done anything else or more to, being spanked in front of three crews, like that was, well. No words needed to explain that.
But it did leave Smoker an open target for Zoro's anger. "Wait why are you attack Me!" Smoker shouted as he ran dodging the haki infused swords. "you stole My Boyfriend!" Zoro snapped out, making the straw hat crew fall over in shock. "if Zoro is one of the possible mates who is the other?" Brock asked, "Eustass" was heard making pirates and marines stare at Penguin 'oh shit' was the shared thought.
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With Law's father and uncle Doffy...
They stared at the news before at each other. "for real?" Doflamingo asked to himself, rereading the headline, as Corazon gaped at the headline. "HOW DARE THAT WHITE BASTARD!" Corazon roared, almost ripping the paper apart. "it's real then" Doflamingo muttered seeing his little brother temper explode. "we have a wedding to crash" Doflamingo said making Corazon pause for a while. "considering what it said about Mugiwara and white-hunter then I doubt Law would let them run away" Corazon mused. "and you have a way to locate Law then?" Doflamingo asked, "vyvre-card" was the response.
With his grandfather Sengoku
'Mugiwara no Luffy get spanked 50 times in front of three crews, one pirate, one warlord-crew and one marine crew, for binding together pree-mated Warlord Trafalgar Law with a vice-admiral of the Marines, Smoker the White hunter, who is not one of Trafalgar's dual-mates-' Sengoku stopped and stared at the news paper he was reading before checking the date and re-read it. "the hell" Sengoku asked. As Garp came in slamming the door open.
"you read the news right?" Garp asked a bit out of breath, most likely due to him running the way there as Sengoku nodded. Tearing the news-paper "get a Ship ready, we're heading OUT!" Sengoku roared. "hey the kids my grandnephew you know, wait it was that right, I still don't know how my son ended up as his brother thought" Garp muttered, "it was your grandson who caused it" Sengoku muttered pointing to the spanked bit. "ah yes, haki infused strikes to his bottom, while chained to the spot. Unusual punishment, with that all knows of it" Garp nodded.
With Dragon
Hack was on the way to the office, as to leave the findings of what happen on Dressrosa. "HOW DARE HE, MY BROHTER IS NOT GETTING MARRIED TO A FREAKIGN MARINE!" could be heard over the whole base, making all pause. "brother?" he asked, one of them showed the news-paper, "gave him his news-paper a few minutes ago" the person responded. "I did not know Dragon-san was related to the Surgeon of death?" Hack stated. "Prepper the ship!" was heard, "yes sir!" came the instant replay. "I feel sorry for Smoker-san" Koala stated making almost every single one there nod in agreement.
With Mihawk, Shanks and Beckman
Ben having paid for the news-paper while Mihawk and Shanks currently was sparring, both having more fun in the sword-battles due to Law' restoring Shank's right and dominant arm. Side effect on the other hand was that the title of worlds best swordsman seem to be playing ping-pong-ball in an active game with how often the title bunces between the two. "WEDDING!" Ben screamed out, almost dropping the paper, and causing all to stare at him.
"what are you goin- to close" Mihawk started as the paper got pushed into his face. "White-hunter and the Surgeon of death to be joined in-" Mihawk stopped and stared, "what" he started twitching badly. Shanks read the headline over his shoulder "Marriage, my nephew is getting married?" Shanks asked blinking. "to one who is not his mate?!" Shanks snapped out as Mihawk seem to be somewhat frozen stiff. "Hey Hawky snap out of it you have a step-son to save!" Shanks screamed out, making Mihawk to blink rapidly. "right, where to" he started getting the vyvre-card out. "come on, we're going there as well, he is my nephew, how dare that, that white marine bastard" Shanks where rather ticked. And he was not sure as to how his brother seem to react to this mess... shock it seems like.
With Whitebeard crew and Marco
An explosion was heard as a paper burned up. Ace and Tatch stared at their friend with wide eyes as the normally calm. Collected and lazy if never really angry Marco had his temper blown up sky high. "Marco?" Ace asked carefully, gaping at the string of curses, 'I think I just got to know a dussin new ones' Ace thought. "Marco!" Whitebeard called out, making the phoenix pause for a while. "what's the matter son?" Whitebeard asked. "my, my-" Marco started before taking a deep breath. "my brother is forced to be married to a Freaking Marine Due to Yours's little siblings fault!" Marco screamed directed the last to Ace, who stared at him and Marco was holding back from attacking him.
"wait sibling?" several asked, Whitebeard had a sense of dread before reading his own news-paper one who was not burned up that is. "White-hunter and the Surgeon of death to be joined in marriage" Whitebeard read up. A snarl ripped his throat, of the yonko before Marco's temper blew. "how dare that bastard of a pervert dare to defile my BROTHER!" Marco screamed, truly ticked off. "I did not know Trafalgar was related to Marco?" Tatch mused. "Law has been a son thru spirit to me, and brother to Marco for years, if not a decade or two, not sure as to how or when it happen. But he himself did not really find out about it until 4 years ago" Whitebeard explained. "prepper for departure!" he called out. "yes sir!" was the response.
With Eustass Kid
"Killer what date is it?" Kid asked staring at the news in his hands. "It's not first April, no" Killer stated. "that's an unusual, embarrassing and cruel punishment" Killer mused reading about Law spanking straw-hat no Luffy until the young captain was begging and crying for it to stop. "he deserve worse" Kid snarled. Killer blinked behind his mask, before it hit him, "ah, right you two are pre-mates aren't you" Killer said out his voice going into a whisper. "guess I have a marine to skin" Kid snarled.
Walking outside of the door, seeing Scrathmen angry with someone again. "hey wait where are you going?!" he asked seeing Kid call out orders to leave, before they all paused as Kaido landed in a crater. "well look what we have here" Kaido asked. "I don't have time for this, I have a mate to get to, before that damn Marine tries to defile HIM!" Kid Roared... taking Kaido off guard and making the Yonko blink, before taking the news-paper. "Oh, well get going then" Kaido said sitting down much to their all surprise.
"eh? You are not going to attack us or anything?" Scrathmen asked. "no, I have a code you know, one do not go after another's mate or pre-mate that is a big no, no" Kaido stated. "and I'm not going to let my rival get married of to a bloody marine" Kaido snarled, making them look at each other. 'rival?' they all thought, looking at the headline, stating Surgeon of death. "I did not know Trafalgar Law was your rival?" Hawkins mused, "it has 98% chance of ending with White-hunter dead" Hawkins stated.
Kaido snorted, "Law's my rival, we have fought more than the stalemate who became known, that was actual our 5th, battle to tell the truth. Ahahahah and that Demonic Angel came out in better condition then me that time!" Kaido laughed. "what are you all standing around for!" Kid snapped to his crew. "right captain!" the called back. Kid looked at the Yonko, "are you two not trying to kill each other?" Kid asked, "na, well sort of? I think it's a no, well we do try to bring as much chaos to each other thought. But have not tried to finish each other off sense the 3 battle. we are having to much fun going up against each other to want to stop it" Kaido shrugged. "now what are you standing around for you have a mate to get to no?" Kaido asked "yes sir" Kid responded, but the other two captains of the alliance also decided to come with him. and not to soon after as did Kaido when his ship arrived, much to the shock of the others, but also their nervousness.
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The marine crew and the mugiwara crew was giving Law a wide breath, while Law currently was sunbathing in the shadow of a tree, appearing to be asleep. Not that, that might be the case due to his insomnia, Law is most likely very well awake. Ironically the ship who first arrived made Law raise an eyebrow, the first ones, was actually the revolutionary's and a marine flag ship. He could easily tell that both, Garp, Sengoku, Turu was on the marine ship, and if his eyes did not deceive him, Fujitora was also there. On the other ship you could see Ivankow, Dragon, at the ship.
Tilting his hat back down and leaned back in the hammock, an glass of vine in his hand. For the past few days after he stranded the marine ship and the straw hat ship, Law was determined to get a vacation. "SMOKER!" Sengoku screamed out, making Smoker jump into the air, "oh shit" Smoker muttered, but wondered why the three was there. "yes sir" Smoker said out, before barely dodging a punch. "How dare you defile my Nephew!" Garp roared, also a bit ticked, but it did somewhat explain why Garp was there.
Tsuru on the other hand kept more calm, "you can keep the crew under control no?" she asked Fujitora who nodded, absently listening to Garp the Fist and Sengoku the Buda both trying to kill Smoker who was actually dodging them rather well. winds curled dangerously, before Dragon landed, "madam Tsuru" he nodded to the elderly woman, "Dragon" she responded, blandly. "what do you say about a temporary truce, between marine, revolutionary, and pirates until this situation is fixed?" Dragon asked, "truce it is" she stated.
"why is, that´s" Sanji said out rather surprised by Dragon himself being here, "Luffy you really outdid yourself" Sabo groaned shaking his head. "that reminds me, son" Dragon started and turned to the rather pale Luffy. "care to explain what made you declare Law to get married?" Dragon asked a bit calm, as if the calm and silence before the storm. "oh, well, sort of, it was only a prank, but" Luffy tried to say, as Dragon twitched violently. "you decided to get My Brother married as a prank" he asked, as it went quiet 'brother!?' all thought numbly mouths agape. Garp cracking his knuckles, before screams was heard again, form Luffy as his father and grandfather went to beat some sense into him.
A few hours later, Law's crew had somehow gotten them away from Smoker, saying that if he dies now, then, the others won't get a chance to do something. Most wondered what was meant by others, while Law only sight. "BASTARD!" Kid screamed out as Zoro face palmed, Law just tilted his head, and looked up, a bit confused as to why, Scratchmen and Hawkings was there. "hey!" Kid yelped, a bit surprised as Law shambled him to the hammock into his lap and held on as if Kid was a teddy bear, making the younger pirate blush bright red.
"stay here will you?" Law asked, sleepily, making Kid look at Zoro, who shrugged, "it's been a long few days" Zoro responded before a new boom was heard as Smoker was found again, from wherever he had hid. Making the death chase start right up again... Sabo was drinking with Tashigi, all of the straw hats was keeping away from Law, with exception of Zoro for obvious reasons. Kid tried to get lose from Law, who he could not actually get out of the grip, 'that's some grip' Kid sweet-dropped. "ah, well partially he is drunk, I don't think Law has gotten any sleep either, somewhat worried by when the...(BOOM)... family would arrive" Zoro said pausing at a large explosion was heard followed his captain's scream. Kid eventually just sight and made himself more comfortable, as Law refused to let him go. But seeing as the two who caused the mess running for their lives was just as satisficing. but damn it he wanted to join in.
The next to arrive caused some minor panic. Two yonko was surprising in it's own but three, now that freaked some out. Kaido on the other hand simply sat down on the beach and watched the chaos with a large bottle of bear.
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Kid did not know how to take the situation, somehow Smoker survived not sure as to how, but Kid did not know if Luffy will survive, currently Law had pieced together the straw hats ship, and sitting on the deck of his submarine, Kaido in front of him both drinking calmly, as if old friends. Marco had somehow manage to get the marriage broken off thankfully enough, shortly before the heart pirates got out of there, wanting to get out of there.
Kid on the other hand did not know what to think, for one he has a rival with Zoro from the straw hats for Law's affection. Law and Kaido is apparently friend-enemies, who regularly tries to kill each other for fun or sit down and share a drink, either one is possible. Whitebeard much to most amazement is apparently Law's spirit mom, now that caused confusion, as most tried to figure out how they related to Law, and it did not help that Law sunk away, during the night, leaving the mish matched group on the island.
In the now submerged submarine... Law laid leaning against the dining hall's table, head burrowed against his arms, as he slept, making the crew stumble before looking inside carefully, "well he is calm and sleeping at least, after that whole mirage disaster" Aokiji whispered, making the others nod "he got to pull out some frustration on Kaido as well" Akainu stated "true,, and for ones they did not destroy the island in the battle" Kizaru slowly drawled out... before they carefully walked away making sure to make next to no sound as to let Law remain asleep.
A few hours later Law woke up with a yawn, feeling rather well rested for ones, "did I sleep longer then normal?" Law asked, as Naruto placed some food on the table in front of him. "yep, 4 hours, sitting against the table, you're late for dinner thought" Naruto responded. "eh, but where did-" Law started before getting interrupted, "we ate in the garden this time, as to let you rest, we all had the feeling that you needed the rest" Naruto said with a goofy grin, as Law nodded slowly, as he looked at the pancakes he just got, "thanks for the food" Law said softly only getting a soft nod that Naruto had heard him, before Law ate, just glad that the whole mess is finally over.
A newspaper laying on the table made Law blink before chuckling.
How are they related?
Monkey D. Luffy ended up accidently try to marriage off Trafalgar Law, and the reaction when the news came out was obvious,
For one Roronoa Zoro and Eustass Kid seem both to be rivals for the dark Doctors attention and affection, as it was confirmed that the two are potential mates, and has not been able to catch Trafalgar's affection yet.
Marco the Phoenix, Dragon the revolutionary, seem to be Trafalgar's brothers, or spirit brother at the very least.
Mihawk due to recently married Corazon, is seen as the doctors Steph mom, while due to Corazon being the Fleet admiral's adoptive son makes Trafalgar the fleet admiral's grandson, and Doflamingo another warlord, his uncle.
Somehow Garp is seen as the grand-uncle to Trafalgar and he most likely do not know as to why himself.
While Akakgami no Shanks one of the Yonko is his uncle due to Mihawk, and Shanks being brothers. It dues explain why you can find the two drinking or talking even sparring against each other at times.
Ad to the part that the second Yonko, Whitebeard known as the strongest man in the world is somehow Trafalgar's spirit mom... how that happen none seem to know.
It did not help that Mugiwara no Luffy barely got out of the mirage disaster alive, while Smoker the white hunter is currently hospitalized with most likely all bones in his body broken or fractured. Due to an overprotective family, who most with exception of Garp and Sengoku became hostile due to the part that Smoker a marine was going to marry Trafalgar. The latter two did not like it for the simply reason to finding that Smoker just is not good enough.
What Kaido the beast kings relation with the Surgeon of Death is currently unknown, yet Mugiwara no Luffy seem to be both embarrassed and angry for several reasons one being that his famous hat is missing-
Law shook his head amused by the newspaper, as he read it. the hat laying on the table, looking ever so innocent, and badly damaged. "hnhnhnhn" Law chuckled, "guess I should fix this old thing, honestly I'm surprised that it's still in one piece, Shanks did take good care of it, Mugiwara-ya on the other hand" Law trailed of, getting to his room, where he had the items to make or fix hats, a side hobby he got, as Law or rather his former life originally created the old straw hat, just like he created his signature fur hat in this life. 'you can't be a good pirate captain without a hat' Law thought with a nod.
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A few days later the straw hat crew finally calmed down as a postal bird deliver the straw hat in a fine box. Luffy blinked seeing the hat as if new, but still felt old, the repairs almost flawless, and only visible as minor scaring in a slight different color on the hat itself. A simply note at the side.
"Mugiwara-ya do take care of my old life hat, I do not appreciate seeing it in such a disaster of a condition.
If I see it that badly damaged again then I will burn it for burial myself.
With greetings Pirate king reborn"
Luffy stared at the note for some more time, did not know what to take it as, but he held his hat close, "right, don't piss of ghosts" he muttered, "Hey Robin do you have any books on hat care?" Luffy called out, making the crew stare at him, "I don't know, but I will check" she finally said to the strange question.
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An: chapter 14 now over, next Hogwarts arc.
Somehow Law managed to sneak away from the after match of the mirage disaster of a prank without actually meeting Doflamingo in person, even if the pink wearing warlord did try.